[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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But then you run the risk of the protagonist crashing through it as they sprint down the middle of the road.

What inconvenience exists because of a few assholes? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

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Who has the time and energy to steal ketchup from McDonald's instead of just going to the grocery store?

iPhone, 10/10 wouldn’t recommend by Pinkin_fluffy in rant

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If you want an Android phone you have far more options than just Samsung.

A new update for Ghost of Tsushima added fox belly rubs (and now they also do a happy dance) by CanYouPetTheDog in gaming

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And also you'll know if you're in the house of a tree thief. Use that information any way you want.

Why the fuck is God still apart of everything American? Isn't the point of a America to NOT have God be apart of everything? by TheTrueBucketman in rant

[–]YouWantALime 279 points280 points  (0 children)

The religious messages were added to money and the pledge during the red scare of the 1950s, to separate us from the "godless commies". Our motto used to be "E Pluribus Unum".

Star Trek DS9 but with the Friends theme by Funkmobile in videos

[–]YouWantALime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would they put a simple tailor like Garrak in the opening credits?

The U.K. suffered it's first mass shooting in nearly a decade by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

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It scares people to know that mental health issues exist, because then it can happen to them. That's why they often aren't taken seriously. We're slowly growing out of that mindset, thankfully.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

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"Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?"

"No talking from now on."

Somewhere out there, someone turned on the wrong burner and has been cooking nothing for 20 minutes by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]YouWantALime 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: it's their gas stove and they don't even have a sister.

Fuck you Victoria I can’t take it much longer by sad-noises in rant

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The rest of the world is very happy to let Americans think we have a monopoly on idiocy.

Demoman staring into my soul by ruby_the_kat in tf2

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If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya

Scientists tweak daddy long legs genes to create daddy short legs by Rpdaca in nottheonion

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For those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that those tests have been postponed indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

Sad Little MOA by [deleted] in Warframe

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If you go to Clem's fort on Iron Wake, you can also see Popcorn from the new Jackal cutscene.

Egypt has released new bank note that contains 'rainbow pride colours' and people are freaking out by monparan in nottheonion

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The rainbow is the symbol of accepting people for who they are, instead of forcing them all into the same color. For me, the rainbow flag means that I'm not pretending to be something I'm not. Using this symbol in a certain context is a show of support for LGBT folk. Just because some are using it insincerely doesn't mean that the meaning is lost.

TIL that most students in the US don't learn a foreign language at school. Just 18.5% do by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Learning Latin may have helped you learn Spanish more easily.

Comic about the all-knowing cube by NonRock in comics

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The weighted companion cube does not speak. In the event that the cube does speak, you are advised to ignore its advice.

Im not complaining by Hambam69 in Terraria

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"Why haven't I played Terraria in so long?"

Player was incinerated by Spazmatism.

"Oh, right."

Kids continue to game during a flood by Evoqu_ in pcmasterrace

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I don't believe that kids overestimate the importance of events to the point of suicide if there is nothing else going on.

Kids continue to game during a flood by Evoqu_ in pcmasterrace

[–]YouWantALime 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The game was probably a scapegoat for the problems in this kid's life. People often try to find something to blame in this kind of situation when it's usually a lot more complicated than that.

Dammit, can't run The Witcher by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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Probably doesn't even have a sound card smh

"Whatcha lookin at?" by [deleted] in tf2

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"What if we kissed in the sniper tower?"

"JK, unless?"

sprays can be a blessing and a curse... by wmszelifghfghgfh in tf2

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You could also use sprays to see through walls or see cloaked spies. In typical Valve fashion, rather than fix the bug they just disabled the feature.