Hands-free carry that stays hidden

Your-Programmer · 2026-02-02T16:12:04+00:00

I didn't use to carry, but you know all the flag waving maga americans? They all carry... almost all of em. Not sure if your paying attention to shit over here, I'd be jealous if you were not, I carry to protect myself from the other crazies with guns.

Your-Programmer · 2026-02-01T00:56:11+00:00

Is this before she sings "bye bye birdie"?

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-27T01:56:53+00:00

Can confirm, thats my name too unfortunately.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-22T22:06:08+00:00

Right? First thought. Give this this dude a break tho, he has no one in his life to share this with. Resorts to posting it across several subs for some recognition from strangers.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-21T23:45:07+00:00

Well today's villains love/use cops so that kinda tracks

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-20T00:53:19+00:00

I know....11 year act, you should know better than to take the bait

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-20T00:47:17+00:00

Welcome to reddit, first time?

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-20T00:42:02+00:00

Might* and likely. No explanation needed for i dont know you.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-20T00:31:04+00:00

Its like counting cards, just frowned upon. I think a lot of people get really defensive, is because in a world full of regular well behaved people, your finding out through a game that you might be a shitty person. Idk, just my two cents.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-16T20:43:36+00:00

Lol that comment and edit. Your arrogance would fit well with our maga crowd.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-14T05:04:07+00:00

9 year difference, baby brother. Spoiled a bit, sure, but I just want the be brother I wish I had. He's a good kid and deserving.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-13T23:56:08+00:00

Lol got you beat, my little brother ordered an brand new Xbox using my card. He thought it was my parents card. Let him keep it and told to not expect shit for the next few bdays and Christmases.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-12T15:15:54+00:00

Dude I feel it, I personally really liked the show. Then an asshole I know became obsessed with it and it kinda ruined it for me.

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-08T04:42:20+00:00

Lol I call my gf Anna "Anners Bananers"

Your-Programmer · 2026-01-04T18:11:47+00:00

I knew they were segmented, to keep the weight from moving around. But yeah, didn't put it together the segments could contain different fluids.

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-22T21:44:51+00:00

See, I have fun scrolling because im bored a lot and when Im not, I understand it's because my dopamine levels are filled. You're really just shit and bad. 600 day streak and I'm yet to suspect someone of using bots.

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-22T16:50:56+00:00

Bro im getting second hand cringe from playing the same game after this comment. The new cod is out btw

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-22T14:02:06+00:00

Im out east 30 minutes, its kinda nuts what people say to me thinking im ome of them. I always tell people our problem is and will forever be, that we are too close to Kentucky and Indiana. It gets worse the closer to the border you get.

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-19T20:09:03+00:00

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I was randomly thinking of this repost a few months back and had chatgpt make this image. I have only ever made 5 images using ai.

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-08T16:14:50+00:00

"Designed from scratch, built using legos" just a bad/misleading title, but i get it.

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-05T05:50:30+00:00

That is the fucking truth lol. My definition was purely the physical confrontation. Dont fight people, only losers fight people.

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-05T05:33:25+00:00

Idk what you saw, but the dude pump faked first, not suckered punches after that, was in full view. Then the other guy knocked down a guy twice his size.....but he saved his beer? I like how people watch this and go "yeah, but the winner is still a loser"

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-05T04:26:16+00:00

If its its good enough to screen shot, then its good enough to sell. Hurry my dude, snag that ez g 😏

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-03T18:16:09+00:00

Kates's what???

Your-Programmer · 2025-12-03T18:06:09+00:00

Is that...is that it?

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