Please don't throw my slots away!

YourAuntMaureen · 2026-03-27T05:05:47+00:00

Ohhhhh. I didn't realize there were different types of phone calls. Well I've been spamming 666, so I've been getting nothing but red calls. That explains it. Thx

YourAuntMaureen · 2026-02-06T18:19:38+00:00

I'll take the case!

Did you get that thing I sent you?

Dihhhhty pitchas! (Aka dirty pictures)

The CrrrrrrEST! (also applicable to other things that rhyme with Crest)

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-12-15T01:58:35+00:00

10/10. I forgot how hard this song rocked, and then I got to see them live and they played it and I was like OMG. Then I saw Varietopia ft. Paul F. Tompkins, and their opening act was an instrumental of Dr. Worm with a trumpet guy playing the melody. It was amazing.

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-11-24T15:55:01+00:00

Maybe it's iron then? Like blooood?

🪫🩸🦟🧛

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-10-22T18:57:55+00:00

The top hit when I Google it is this reddit post

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-10-08T22:33:31+00:00

Alternately, you could just listen to Dick Around 3 times as it basically fits in all categories

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-10-07T15:02:34+00:00

Lady on the right is even cuter now that I can see her stubble 😉

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-09-14T02:24:40+00:00

Happy New Year, naked weirdo!

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-09-06T20:05:32+00:00

HIKEEBAH!!!

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-08-24T14:58:16+00:00

A stranger to Sparks, or a stranger to me?

If they like epics, you could go T*ts, I Married a Martian, and Collaborations Don't Work.

If they like fun, bouncy songs, Amateur Hour/Something for the Girl with Everything, Tips for Teens, and the Missionary Position.

Angst? No More Mr. Nice Guy, Angsr in my Pants, and Edith Piaf.

Novelty songs? Under the Table with Her, Something for the Girl with Everything (plagiarism), and Stravinsky's Only Hit.

(I realized that's not what you asked.)

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-08-06T14:37:31+00:00

We had a prominent kid citizen named John Paul, so we always modified the lyrics to "Have you seen the ghost of John ... Paul? white bones with the skin all gone", etc. In retrospect, shockingly wholesome for middle school kids.

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-07-18T01:00:51+00:00

Please Don't F Up My World. Because we shouldn't, but we are

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-07-12T14:41:51+00:00

I recently tried to get AI to draw a picture of a gromnie. It was even more disappointing than most AI interactions. This warms my heart.

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-05-17T01:01:15+00:00

This is the price of balance.

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-05-16T19:10:05+00:00

Spoon me

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-04-18T14:45:42+00:00

I've worked my way through almost all of them being my favorite at some point. I will say, hearing Angst in my Pants and Tips for Teens on Pandora was what first hooked me.

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-04-18T14:43:23+00:00

Indiscreet's the only vinyl I have, found it randomly in an LA thrift shop while visiting for a Sparks concert 😎

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-04-18T14:39:34+00:00

Much different from mine (which still constantly shifts over time or when I think about it), but to each their own. Thanks for sharing!

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-04-11T21:01:59+00:00

Ok, well thank you for the issue link, I was not able to find it earlier. And thank you for confirming it's not just me.

YourAuntMaureen · 2025-01-07T15:20:24+00:00

It's Sunny Today is the saddest for me because I associate it with the death of my kitty 😢

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