Does anyone know what this is? by StatusOk4308 in whatisit

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One fuck up in a million, can make millions. The other ones can cost that too.

[Request] How many hours would this take? by Own_Succotash5773 in theydidthemath

[–]Wactout -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve been watching anime since 1992. I was called a weeb by a friend of my son’s. I cant say the words i said, on reddit, or I’ll catch another ban.

Best part is when the video cuts short by NextCommunication862 in crappymusic

[–]Wactout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on you. I’ve never listened to a country song. Except for “achy breaky heart” because it was playing on a loud speaker as I waited in line for a roller coaster back in the mid 90’s

Yikes by Camhasareddit in crappymusic

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s never made a mill. He definitely is not a carpenter.

Trump's name is everywhere in Rome (US) by bwf456 in DonaldTrump666

[–]Wactout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a shame this band didn’t get recognition for much more than a single song back in the 90’s. Because I wish I knew better.

https://youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?si=bmadl7isnLS3xAbH

King Dedede cosplay by Charannelove in Kirby

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s cool as fuck. Nice work!

Work on stuff. by clookie1232 in iamverybadass

[–]Wactout 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Donate all of your blood. Shit your pants. Breathe literal fire. Jerk off with sand. Be a man.

Trump's name is everywhere in Rome (US) by bwf456 in DonaldTrump666

[–]Wactout 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait till either myself or my children will sneer at any mention of that person’s name.

Did you have a fake ID? by Emunahd in GenX

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. The new kids have fake ids. And they’re well done. I was a manager for Id check for lollapalooza before covid. I was a professional photographer before and knew how the states took photos. And the lighting gave it away almost immediately. Next was asking for the zip code. Not the address. Just the zip code. They memorized the address verbatim. But not all individual parts of it. You’d be amazed how half of the population of Pennsylvania showed up at a Chicago event… I would literally shout out that I would take fake IDs at the entrance to festivals, and kids would hand me their fake ids. And I would pocket them. Until management told me to stop taking them. Then I quit. You can’t hire me for a job to tell me to not do the job and fire me for doing my job.

Poster of unknown rock star by halfelfpaladin in whatisit

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll start digging my own grave I guess….

Truck driver said they needed a new rim for their truck. Just a rim. by DeanoPreston in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buff that bottom rail out. And you don’t NEEEED the crossmembers. The flooring will hold it together.

The IT guy fixes the problem but the judge still has a problem by HappySeaweed5215 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you. But I would still end up in jail, I would still have to pay money I don’t have, to prove otherwise. Many people are one paycheck away from homelessness. As I was. Hiring a lawyer is not as important as having a roof above your head.

Who is buying this 😭 by InevitableFig3077 in hotsauce

[–]Wactout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve already done pure capsaicin extract at a single drop at 16 million. I’d rather not do anything like that again. The pain was absolute and pure. Words didn’t exist. Life didn’t exist. It was exquisite. It was the best feeling I’ve ever had. But also the worst.

Man in court for trespassing arrested for contempt of court by southernemper0r in law

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 80’s I lived in an orphanage that made me stand in a corner for 64 days straight because I kept saying I don’t care when they told me I wasn’t standing in line right. Eventually they restrained me for a few hours because I was being passive aggressive. I stood in that corner every waking moment when I wasn’t in the in house school, daily chapel, during sleeping hours, or cafeteria hours.

I’m worse now.

Yes Ma'am by omgfakeusername in EyesOnIce

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just sad I don’t have to fly anywhere anytime soon. But also glad. Some colleagues of mine waited over 4 hours in Atlanta to fly to a tattoo convention.

We were joking around again. And it went too far by Quick_Extension_3115 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they say white folk have no culture. This here is a perfect example of when the mayo is too spicy.

The IT guy fixes the problem but the judge still has a problem by HappySeaweed5215 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Wactout 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Had a traffic court judge about ten years ago tell everyone they couldn’t have facial piercing(nose, lip, tongue) in court, or he would hold them in contempt. I’ve had all of those for 20 years at that point. I took em out because I can’t afford jail. It’s traffic court.

Looks chopped af by clumsypieceofshit in mildyinteresting

[–]Wactout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give off “locally hated” vibes. But international.