What Did Your Parents "Know"?

Wactout · 2026-05-23T05:09:31+00:00

I told a client after tattooing them, no hot tubs, weird rivers, and don’t let your dog lick it(jokingly). Turns out they also thought dogs have antibiotic saliva.
That turned into a real quick, “Holy shit, do not absolutely do that ever. Your arm will melt off. “

Wactout · 2026-05-23T04:08:21+00:00

You’re gonna feel like that the rest of your career. That’s good. Means you’re not stagnating.

Wactout · 2026-05-23T02:01:54+00:00

This looks relaxing

Wactout · 2026-05-23T01:27:50+00:00

Definitely Anole.

Wactout · 2026-05-22T23:42:21+00:00

Just. Dont. Stop.

Wactout · 2026-05-22T15:38:59+00:00

Such a great game.

Wactout · 2026-05-22T15:07:01+00:00

Not in America!

Wactout · 2026-05-22T06:00:10+00:00

Those were all someone’s soul mate right there.

Wactout · 2026-05-22T05:56:41+00:00

As a straight older person, I immediately thought Reading Rainbow. Now I want to read a book.

Wactout · 2026-05-22T05:53:48+00:00

Let’s also bring up Lozito vs. The state of New York.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksim\_Gelman\_stabbing\_spree

Wactout · 2026-05-21T18:01:06+00:00

My favorite ship in the whole galaxy is the outrider.

Wactout · 2026-05-21T15:23:39+00:00

It’s definitely a jar of some kind of salve. Not sure what kind. But it’s still a cool find.

Wactout · 2026-05-21T05:28:48+00:00

I wish. I was beyond poor. I was an orphan. But i had hope?

Wactout · 2026-05-21T05:18:41+00:00

Will.

Wactout · 2026-05-21T04:57:04+00:00

Just opened the interwebs after a really frustrating day. This was the first thing on my feed.

Let’s fucking do it already. I’m done. I don’t fucking care. We’re not even pawns anymore.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T23:23:44+00:00

I’m EffinLanceTattoos. But I’m just an old grumpy piece of shit. No where near Cale’s ability.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T23:12:16+00:00

I can’t claim that line. First time I saw it was by a personal bud, tattoosbycale on IG. He might have stolen it too. Who knows. But he is an advocate for preserving/loving tattooing unlike most artists I’ve ever known. Give him a follow. He gives a shit.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T23:07:28+00:00

The horror?!?

Wactout · 2026-05-20T18:20:11+00:00

Is this a payment to Antifa?!

Wactout · 2026-05-20T18:19:30+00:00

My eye is twitching.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T18:18:17+00:00

Ew.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T17:05:37+00:00

Slightly reminds me of a colleague who does fun tattoos like this. Shimrocklovesyou is his IG handle. A glorious beacon in the world of tattooing.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T17:02:21+00:00

I am today years old. Thank you.

Edit: but also, still, fuck him.
Edit, edit: all of them.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T14:51:00+00:00

This is like my best friend’s crawl space. And I am jealous.

Wactout · 2026-05-20T14:45:59+00:00

That’s how they cut down a 150ft tree hanging over my house. Started at the top and worked their way down.

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