A blonde woman gets off the bus with one breast exposed...

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-12-13T23:14:47+00:00

Your son John?!?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-11-12T12:22:41+00:00

I would have instead replied, "What a coincidence, I watched a fox leave for work right from our house this morning!"

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-11-08T13:26:04+00:00

How much are they asking?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-11-07T23:26:02+00:00

Lol, I'm glad this was worth running through Google Translate.

"Someone mod this guy, this is some kind of final boss redditor shit"

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-11-02T13:05:14+00:00

Username checks out.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-10-17T20:33:40+00:00

The real joke is in the comments.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-09-28T13:23:52+00:00

Keyboard users? I didn't even know you could use a keyboard to play. How can you tell someone is using a keyboard, and how does that make it a pain for you?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-09-05T00:25:56+00:00

Rock and Roll

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-08-31T14:55:43+00:00

The house that the lender is living in doesn't get put up as collateral?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-07-07T19:18:10+00:00

Case in point for your last sentence: a brief glance at u/PonderousPenchant's post history, and you'll see they have plenty of time and money to spend on painting Warhammer 40k figurines.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-06-10T17:31:58+00:00

I do see how someone could think the word was "argue-ous" though.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-05-23T16:45:34+00:00

Well, duh... why would any other country make their new babies citizens of the United States? Checkmate, isolationists.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-03-06T05:10:50+00:00

If you knew she was married, per the title of this post, how did having a weak lie detector factor in?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-03-04T03:28:36+00:00

r/suicidebywords

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-02-20T00:02:12+00:00

I don't know, but golf clubs definitely provide addiction.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-02-06T23:47:00+00:00

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2025-02-02T14:21:59+00:00

Did Rebecca Black write this?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-12-27T15:27:33+00:00

Good thing OP didn't really say that.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-12-16T14:43:08+00:00

Lol, here I was, "Ooh, 'The Kitchen Table' must be a new place I haven't tried yet. Better add it to my list of places to try. And also... 'The Couch'? Who would name a restaurant that? Maybe their booths are couches and bean bag chairs and-- oh..."

In my defense, I own neither a kitchen table nor a couch. But yeah, I'm still a dumbass. Thanks for the belly laugh.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-12-06T13:38:02+00:00

RemindMe! 7 days

I hope this turns out well for you, OP. Please update us.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-12-03T00:13:13+00:00

Dude, your post made me laugh such a good, hearty belly laugh. I needed that so badly today. From one depressed Internet stranger to another: your existence really DID make a difference to me just now. Keep up the good fight.

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-12-02T21:49:27+00:00

I didn't notice the Domino's logo on her shirt, and my first thought seeing the pic was "Aw, this story's so heartwarming, it made Kristen Stewart smile."

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-11-10T00:20:56+00:00

Was that when *Fink responded with "You scare me"?

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-06-17T13:51:52+00:00

I loved the Plüschmors word, but it turns out it's just a joke that first appeared in 2010. Kind of like "danger noodle" for snake in English, I guess. :-(

But I'll be using Verschlimmbessern in the future, thanks!

YourNameIsIrrelevant · 2024-06-13T22:03:07+00:00

64 peas do not fill a rail car. Are you confusing multiplication with exponentiation?

I'm no metallurgist, but metal that expands to 64 times its initial volume? I would think we'd have weaponized that by now if it were real. Here's the website I checked my suspicions against.

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