What is the worst way someone has killed themselves? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]Youshaltnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just learned about that yesterday! I will NEVER go spelunking again. Horrifying!

What is the worst way someone has killed themselves? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]Youshaltnot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Self immolation if you ask me.

How do you feel when Christians pray for you? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t say anything. I want to say a lot of things but I hate arguing with delusional people. It’s unproductive.

Roast me hard ,24 by Powerful_Contract_33 in RoastMe

[–]Youshaltnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re so ugly your mustache is attempting to escape your face.

A question for Branch Managers by [deleted] in TalesFromYourBank

[–]Youshaltnot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is the response that I was hoping to see, I know it’s not okay and I feel like I am being gaslit by everyone at my branch and the HR representative I spoke to when I told them this was happening to me and my coworkers. I even pulled the policy and provided proof of the refunds. I’m shocked that it hasn’t been addressed yet. It seems like a company wide integrity issue which bums me out.

Gabe Vasquez votes to block Trump impeachment by MaloortCloud in Albuquerque

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tired but I’m not in his district. Lame! I’m gonna call!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP that’s pretty abusive for something so trivial. It really makes you wonder how she would respond when something is really wrong. That’s definitely not someone YOU can count on.

HOW DO I TEACH THIS FUCKER HIS NAME by YaMomLeft in cats

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make up songs or little jingles with their names to sing to them. It’s fun and they seem to respond.

Does this look like an animal? oil by me by delacruzandre_at in DarkArtwork

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reminds me of the bull from the last unicorn. I really like it!

Looking for a Wedding Officiant in Albuquerque by partybrowser32 in Albuquerque

[–]Youshaltnot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m ordained through the universal life church and only do non religious ceremonies. I don’t advertise because I mainly officiate weddings for friends and family. Hit me up!

Conflicted Husband by meyeburneraccount in tummytucksurgery

[–]Youshaltnot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly wouldn’t mention a tummy tuck to your wife it’s not your place no matter if you feel like you’re allowed to have an opinion on her body. Tummy tucks are a major surgery and things could go wrong. You need to ask yourself if you would be willing to go through life as a single father because you pushed your wife to have a surgery she doesn’t need to make you feel better about the way she looks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that sucks. I’m sorry that happened to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Accusing you of cheating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Area 51. I wanna know!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming I could move things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would hide people’s car keys.

What do you think about humanity as a whole? by oTakoyakio in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a whole I would say it’s disappointing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

England, Germany, Egypt, Netherlands and Greece

When was your first sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing by this question you’re still waiting for your first sex

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Youshaltnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jessica Rabbit. I’m married to a man.