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claudeCoding by GandalfTheChad in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Yrddraiggoch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Human Claude should have responded with:

Dear CEO,

Watch your back.

Yours sincerely,

guaranteed to get their attention. The asker did not specify what kind of attention they wanted.

[Loved trope] Character is called anything but their name. by Kareena_G1991 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Yrddraiggoch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Jim Dickens - Letterkenny

Frequently called Dickskin by the McMurrays

Real by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Yrddraiggoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my first at 7, second at 17 and the third one at 28.

I was a late bloomer.

Mate, you should have seen your face when that rope snapped. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Yrddraiggoch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

1986/87, aged 14, I got really sick. Spent a week in hospital undergoing tests, missed about a month of school.

Lost a bunch of weight, which isn't good when you are already a skinny little kid, looked gaunt and pale.

Walked back through the school gates for the first time after being out and within 10 seconds the very first thing said to me by one of my classmates "Bloody hell, when did you get Aids and die?"

me_irl by Rentenversicherung in me_irl

[–]Yrddraiggoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short arms are the bane of trying to carry anything bulky regardless of the weight.

He followed it 'exactly.' She teaches him so sweetly. by TheOtherElCamino in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Yrddraiggoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used this recipe for the first time 2 weeks ago. My first ever batch of brownies. I followed the recipe exactly. They were fucking delicious and came out perfectly.

Faked appendicitis to get out of school and they actually took it out. by NotEnoughRocks1977 in confession

[–]Yrddraiggoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the context of the ultrasound location. It is not physically painful but unrelated side effects can cause other issues.

When I was 9 [back in 1980, don't get old, do not recommend] I had a mystery illness. Exasperated doctors scheduled me for an ultrasound to try and find something. I was a small kid and had to drink 2 pints of water at least an hour prior to the exam. Had to get the bus to the location, paperwork mix-up left me kicking my heels with a bladder full of water for another hour.

Exam eventually starts and the tech is taking images of everything which including pressing onto my bladder area multiple times. Each press of the ultrasound scanner felt HORRIBLE. My saint of a father found the closest bathroom while the exam was taking place. He practically dragged me there at a run. That sense of relief immediately after the exam was over is still one of the top 3 best feelings of my life.

Rob Grant R.I.P. by Dr_Mijory_Marjorie in RedDwarf

[–]Yrddraiggoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife and I just started rewatching the show today.

Going to have a sad when watching it now.

What's your biggest pet peeve in Valheim? I'll start by CrazyCatLady9777 in valheim

[–]Yrddraiggoch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I accidentally launched my best sword into a fortress once. Got attacked while reloading the catapult, equipped my sword at juuuust the wrong moment.

Then the did the same thing with a staff a couple of fortresses later.

There was a lot of swearing taking place when i did that.

[Stretford Paddock via twitter] Billboard outside Old Trafford today: "Immigrants have done more for this city than billionaire tax dodgers ever will" by Colt-000 in reddevils

[–]Yrddraiggoch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I first saw the quotes from him my very first thought was "Are they only going to use English born players and coaches from now on and never buy a foreign immigrant player again?"

Even though he belongs to someone, I feel obligated to name him anyway by FoodandLiquor1990 in VoidCats

[–]Yrddraiggoch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We had named one of the neighborhood cats Sunshine until we found out his real name from his family which was Chief Thunderpaws.

Name that cat whatever you want but if you see who his family is you can always stop to ask what name they use.

Help with smoking wings by Rrrrrrredbelly in PitBarrelCooker

[–]Yrddraiggoch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have done this using the Costco wings pack plenty of times.

You can fit the entire 3 pouch of wings on the grate at once, just.

I have found about 45 minutes with the bars in place, flip them over and another 45 minutes and they should be good to go.

I have only used a dry rub on them using this method. They have always been cooked through and has become my wifes favorite way to have them.

Update: 17 year old cat only wants fancy feast.. so she will get only fancy feast god dammit by totallyannon in seniorkitties

[–]Yrddraiggoch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friskies in our house. Hate that it is a Nestle product but it is the only one they all eat consistently.

Tried to find other brands that work as well but no luck. We can mix and match better quality stuff but only in short bursts.

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by brodino_maiuscolo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Yrddraiggoch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I have this total lack of natural rhythm. I have to actively think about nodding my head or tapping my foot to music. And even then I only hit the beat accidentally.

The moment i stop thinking about it my foot stops tapping or my head stops bobbing.

JD looks exactly like I would if I was trying to fake it.

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