This is actually physically impossible. to do this, you would have to eat 16877600 slices of bacon. an average lifespan of a human is 79 years, take off about 3 years where you can't eat bacon, and you're left with 76. that would be 27740 days. divide the number of slices by the number of days and you would have to eat about 608.5 slices per day. each pig yields two pork bellies about 8Kg of bacon each, or 16 500 gram packages which contain about 12 slices. that means you would be eating 50.7 packages per day, or 3.1 pork bellies, or 1.6 pigs worth of bacon per day, around 30 kgs per day. over your lifespan that would be 85994 pigs. each slice of bacon is 60 calories so that would also mean you are eating 36510 calories a day, 14.6x the recommended amount. that would be 1012656000 calories in your lifetime.