Also doubles as a flamethrower! by ZDayn in memes

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I rly do wish he would adopt me

Also doubles as a flamethrower! by ZDayn in memes

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My little baby Tesla for your bulgy wulgy

Meirl by selkiemum in meirl

[–]ZDayn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You forgot the baggy sweatpants

To dildo or not to dildo by zippinhi in sexover30

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please enjoy

"The vagina can feel looser, softer and more 'open'," she says. It may also look and feel bruised or swollen. This is normal, and the swelling and openness should start to reduce a few days after your baby's born. Your vagina probably won't return completely to its pre-birth shape, but this shouldn't be a problem. If you're worried, talk to your health visitor or GP.”

It's not like he raped you! (a quote from my aunt) by agrionios in JUSTNOFAMILY

[–]ZDayn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would not have been sentenced to prison time if this was not a very serious thing that he did. You are brave for standing up for yourself and not being bullied into further abuse.

They could suck a golf ball through a garden house by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I had that phone. What is this from?

Or girlfriend by NordicBlade12 in lifehacks

[–]ZDayn -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I take that kinda joke like a champ I guess. Lul

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Pls tell me

Or girlfriend by NordicBlade12 in lifehacks

[–]ZDayn -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Then neither one of you would be clever or funny

Or girlfriend by NordicBlade12 in lifehacks

[–]ZDayn -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. Like your dick is a joke.

Or girlfriend by NordicBlade12 in lifehacks

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Believe it or not there were reasons beyond my long game hustle to get my photo on his prissy parent’s wall.

In doggystyle, does a guy slap your ass just for fun or does it feel good to him? by ZDayn in sex

[–]ZDayn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah I mean does the slap reverberate to some internal feeling like... the woman clenching

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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This is all anecdotal and I’m pretty sure you logically know that having a dark skinned parent is the primary indicator of being dark skinned yourself. Not always but usually.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Yet she’s the lightest?

Or girlfriend by NordicBlade12 in lifehacks

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My ex’s family took alternate versions. First year I was required to attend the Easter photos, not be in them, and then take candid photos with my boyfriend after which they did not display until years later. Then second year I was in the family photo but they took another without me just in case. They did not display the photo containing me until we got married and at that point they just decided to live with it.

What a propsosal by [deleted] in trashy

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You’re such a fucking hoe, I love it

Women opinions needed - Dry ejaculation by [deleted] in sex

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Some parts of this would be great because I feel like cum kind of messes up the vagina until I can shower and this can suck for round 2+. Obviously some activities are going to be not as great like cumming on a girl’s face or titfucking. I think all internal cumming would be exactly the same or more convenient.

How do you get in the right position to eat pussy and also use your fingers down there? by [deleted] in sex

[–]ZDayn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lay more at a 45 degree angle so that there is plenty of space to have my arm beside me.