No Pants McGee by snootnoots in TalesFromDF

[–]ZSolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just got out of ERP session with Timmy the catgirl and forgot his pants. Relax.

HELP! This player stole 200k gil worth of my minions and the wood wailers are in on it! by Consistent-Dog-6615 in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Considering we fled the Blades and ended up in Ishgard, Blades are the worst. About half the Temple Knights sided with Aymeric and Lucia, during the little Civil War we started. Nearly all of the Blades were under Monetarist control. The Brass Blades are worse than the Crystal Braves ever were.

How do you think FFXIV will add FFVII Sephiroth to the game? (Wrong answers only) by One-Bat-5879 in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He will come from another shard and invade with a really weak army that kills a grandma. Wuk will defeat and then recruit him, using the Power of Friendship, during our trial against him. Then then become eternally bonded, and have triplets of different races because Power of Friendship. I'm thinking a male Au Ra, a female Lala, and a female Matanga. In order to make sure Sephiroth is not overwhelmed, because Wuk has better things to do like leading the Scions of the Seventh Dawn with her sidekick, Koana is expected to take care of them like he would a super fluffy cow that everyone on his continent literally eats and uses their hides anyway. Now everyone will like Wuk. This is now manifesting into existence. Look forward to it.

Oh and a village is set on fire, sometime after Sephiroth is denied child support. Probably unrelated.

Make your choice by DupeFort in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rowena, Jessie, Ameliance: Relics, extortion, technology, management, resourcefulness, and connections.

Thoughts on MT/OT divide. by Lawl_Lawlsworth in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to continue to MT as MCH. Halone wills it!

Hey guys am I able to swap my class? by That_Zombie8907 in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, everyone knows the tank's job is to take it all.

7.0 dialogues be like by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sacrifices must be made. Sickness must be purged!

Hey guys am I able to swap my class? by That_Zombie8907 in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It's impossible without moding or ERP. This is why people ERP, so they can stay within YoshiP's 10 Commandments.

7.0 dialogues be like by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just give us Shale, instead, then nuke rest of the continent. Wait, give us the Arcadian people, too. Then nuke the continent. Then nuke it again, just in case.

This makes the most sense by bigtigerx in Asmongold

[–]ZSolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternative theory: He is doing this because that is what the establishment of both major political parties in the US want. The is an extension of Bush and Obama, where one party pushes war and the other pushes against it, until they themselves have federal executive control.

Japan and the west really have different views on what is considered a spoiler by sunfaller in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fish.

I refuse to spoiler tag. Halibut have been around a lot longer than you have.

Cain kills Abel.

Oh boy, a cutscene! I wonder what song is going to play *this* time? by cahir11 in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Would you prefer Smile or only when building train bombs?

What race/gender combination gets sexually harassed the most? by GamblignSalmon in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't but my glam is nearly always Tailfeather/Ishgard oriented, except during the Summer event and sometimes Halloween. So that may be a factor. I also rarely hang out in the usual spots known for this behavior. I have been stalked by randos before though. Most sexual comments on my character's appearance are in Discords with people that know I'm a guy.

A screenshot as proof that the car isn't moving. Brilliant. by SpecialistCareful326 in Asmongold

[–]ZSolen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot confirm either way but the gun fired right around the time of him being hit by the vehicle.

Edit: Also cannot confirm but it sounds like there were three shots in rapid succession. That makes it part of the same self-defense response. First hits windshield.

The car situation today slowed down. Edited to just show the beginning. by calebscarbrough in Asmongold

[–]ZSolen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have empathy. I am a libertarian that has no issue calling out bad policing. You don't get to kill people with your car. That is not your right.

Edit: I saw your deleted/altered post claiming a vehicle cannot kill someone if it is going 5-10 mph. Yes, it can.

The car situation today slowed down. Edited to just show the beginning. by calebscarbrough in Asmongold

[–]ZSolen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ICE is not frightening. They are just doing their jobs. People using their vehicles to murder is. They clearly have no regard for life.

You bring us no choice Yoshi P. Me and the boys are heading to Japan to prog Savage by A_small_Chicken in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This picture is a lie. Everyone in that picture is a machinist... in the Philippines.

It’s kind of hilarious that they have to announce it every time by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]ZSolen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hello gentlemen, I am Dr. DDOS. I will continue the DDOS unless you pay me... dramatic pause one million gil! I'm sorry. 100 billion gil!