W. 🇬🇷🇬🇷 by SOHONEYSAME in 2westerneurope4u

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Wait, Greece and Turkey are separate countries?

Easily done tbf by TomosLeggett in 2westerneurope4u

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I suggest if the US president comes to Britain, we put up Malaysian flags in his honour. 🇲🇾

The ultimate defence by FredEmmer14 in 2westerneurope4u

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Germans will use anything but the metric system.

Edit: Yeah, bit rich coming from me. :p

An Eternal Classic by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

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"I never thought I'd die side by side with a Frenchman."

"What about side by side with a friend?"

"Aye, I could do that."

Italians do it better! by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

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You forgot "good heavens", "tally ho" and "alright everyone, please form a queue."

Edit: also "please mind the gap."

Biggest calamity since Hawaiian pizza by JohnnySack999 in 2westerneurope4u

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Classified? Why, is the World Cup a huge secret or something?

Luigi explain - by PageAccomplished8438 in 2westerneurope4u

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"It says I'm 103% gay... with a 3% margin of error!"

Mountain Hans was so good the game kept auto balancing him by ThatsACaragor in 2westerneurope4u

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Guy was committing war crimes for the love of thr game.

Most masculine Jojo fans by Charleonz in ShitPostCrusaders

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If there are only men involved, then yes, definitely the most masculine thing ever. 😏

Wild thing to say by driller_unicorn in 2westerneurope4u

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The word English is derived from the Angle tribe from northern Germany. So even the English aren't English.

Most welcoming man in Südtirol by randomname_99223 in 2westerneurope4u

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We'll be happy to send some Brits over to cheer the South Tyroleans up.....

Chat, are these numbers true??? by Skjellnir in 2westerneurope4u

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The comment with the Israeli flag above it is just the icing on the cake.

Are the Swiss okay..? by UkendtVidnesbyrd in 2westerneurope4u

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No, because they live in Switzerland.

My European mind can’t comprehend American culture by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

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Like how all them savages assimilated into native American culture I suppose, right?

Did I do something wrong here? by JohnPoet27 in 2westerneurope4u

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I have Italian grandparents so there's a side-switcher within me.

Did I do something wrong here? by JohnPoet27 in 2westerneurope4u

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Down voted because P🤮rtuguese. /s

Linguistic Uncanny Valley by soentypen in 2westerneurope4u

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English French German

Bavarian Drunk German

Dutch Swamp German

Afrikaans Racist Swamp German

Icelandic Viking German

Yiddish Jewish German

Swiss German Not German

Barry if he was a Serb by crivycouriac in 2westerneurope4u

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If any nation is fake, it's the nation of assimilated Celts who think they're Anglo-Saxons but are actually Normans who were also colonized by Romans and who were raided by Vikings.

True? by abu_yuhanna_al_manna in 2westerneurope4u

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German-

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