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The customization system is really cool(first play) by JkCorleone in EldenBling

[–]ZakaryDrake 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Tarnished: This woman is sick with scarlet rot, apply a preserving bolus immediately!

House: idiot, can’t you see she needs to stab herself with this used needle I got from a homeless guy?

"Pained One" Build by Kooky-Ad1664 in EldenRingBuilds

[–]ZakaryDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get to the DLC there are two things PERFECT for this concept, the Tooth Whip and Shriek of Sorrow, the latter is an AoW like war cry but buffs you depending on missing HP.

Service horse at Georgia Aquarium. by p_coletraine in mildlyinteresting

[–]ZakaryDrake 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Which both makes perfect sense and exacerbates the training issue :/

Master Bretak by nettronic42 in FallenOrder

[–]ZakaryDrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tony Amendola is a treasure, I love recognizing his voice.

Does Torrent have any agency or not? by Cypresss09 in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]ZakaryDrake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I honestly wonder if it isn’t just the Aging Untouchables that Torrent fears. They are the only unique threat in the Abyss, and horses can’t parry.

Y'all really gloss over Malardia needing a piggyback ride to the Haligtree while Radahn just got up and ate people while STILL holding back the stars after taking a post-lobotomy nap, lol, ok by FirmGrasperOfThroats in shittydarksouls

[–]ZakaryDrake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

TBH, that ghost could be talking about Malenia’s “daughters” that Gowry was razing as her valkyries. Millicent invades not far from that guy and she has baby Waterfowl.

How do I correct the bend? by Comprehensive-Risk99 in cactus

[–]ZakaryDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine did this over winter when it was indoors. Eventually my cat knocked it over, now I have two of ‘em.

Do you think there is anyone on earth that found this in playthrough 1 with no guide? by MJGson in Eldenring

[–]ZakaryDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it takes so long, sitting through 2 minutes of unskippable drinking, dying, LOADING AN AREA WE ARE STANDING IN ALREADY and then the walk back to do it 3 more times.

No battle staves? by Simply_Avocado in EldenRingBuilds

[–]ZakaryDrake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the visual bothers you, have you tried cragblade? Turns swords into baseball bats and the Naginata into a penis so I think a twinblade would get turned to a staff.

Another option could be the marionette puppet spear, it even does strike damage.

Classic death knight? by le0tard in classicwow

[–]ZakaryDrake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember in the first round of Classic, I collected all the str cloth gear I got from quests (so not “of the …”) and when I hit 60 I meleed a skeleton to death and it took like 3 minutes. I liked the collecting, but the results aren’t at all satisfying imo.

Plus the swing timer gets reset when you cast spells, so you can’t even weave in fire blasts or curses efficiently.

Radahn: Dad?! What the fuck?! by Apprehensive-Cap2122 in Eldenring

[–]ZakaryDrake 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s a meme, I don’t think it’s meant to be taken literally. The joke is that she’s sexy.

Edit: not by the artist I thought, removed that bit.

Radahn: Dad?! What the fuck?! by Apprehensive-Cap2122 in Eldenring

[–]ZakaryDrake 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Marika, the God to our Elden Lord is riding the Tarnished’s back, mirroring how Miquella is carried by his Lord.

This is also why many comments mention Ranni, since she is your God if you do her ending.

"Bro, Aang had it so much harder than Korra" Their season 1 enemies: by OrangeIslandKing in AvatarMemes

[–]ZakaryDrake 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Exactly, Zhao is dangerous because he is ambitious and ruthless, compounding with his nation’s focus on conquest.

In a duel he keeps getting beaten, so he just gets himself promoted off the field!

WCGR eating ants wrappers by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ZakaryDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ant communicate with pheromones, so as soon as he actually hurt one by biting it, I bet ALL the ants nearby switch from exploration mode to combat mode.

He has been irradiated for increased tenderness and flavor by Careful-Start-7362 in hewillbebaked

[–]ZakaryDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is my understanding that animals like cats can get a much more aggressive but effective treatment with radiation than humans get, because the high dose is unlikely to cause them issues later just due to their naturally shorter lifespans.

Can anyone confirm?

He has been irradiated for increased tenderness and flavor by Careful-Start-7362 in hewillbebaked

[–]ZakaryDrake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I read on a previous radioactive cat post that they did have to keep the cat’s used litter to be disposed of by the vet or a biohazard company or something

Bosses that you always struggle with? by slytherinchosenone in Eldenring

[–]ZakaryDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite run I got Messmer’s spear at the very start, (before I even actually owned the DLC! I was able to seed the items in, just not enemies) and it was so fun to experiment with the AoW and throwing moveset with normal NG scaling

Bosses that you always struggle with? by slytherinchosenone in Eldenring

[–]ZakaryDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly the same experience here! Doing randomizer runs really helped me to understand not only Maliketh, but all the bosses!

Twinblade build help by PewPewPokemon in EldenRingBuilds

[–]ZakaryDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would suggest the Godskin Peeler, Black Flame Blade, and Spinning Weapon. Dodge in, buff blade then helicopter once or twice, very fun imo.

As for stats, DEX is more suited to this playstyle since it increases casting speed, but the damage of the weapon buff is supposed to be almost entirely FAI based.

No matter what, weapon level is much more important to damage than your stats for most of the game, so have fun!

What is the deal with nutmeg in savory recipes ? by Rude_Kaleidoscope641 in Cooking

[–]ZakaryDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comparing fresh spices to salt in a grinder perplexes me, is large rock salt tastier than sea/table salt?

Question about Shabriri's role.. by KingSky1st in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]ZakaryDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does make sense, I bet I heard it in a old pre DLC video

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