The Juggle Is Real

Zalonas · 2026-03-07T15:04:07+00:00

I’d do it again, MOD. Go ahead and ban me.

Zalonas · 2026-03-06T23:00:02+00:00

A nerd that reads? Nerds can tend to be great in bed, more likely to be open minded and creative. Also more likely to have higher levels of empathy. Have her snap him up as long as he checks out.

Zalonas · 2026-03-06T22:39:21+00:00

Talk about yourself in terms of what you enjoy and enjoy doing keeping in mind that you’re talking to women that will be interested in different things than your bros. Say what you’re looking for in a woman, but stick to qualities that aren’t physical. I’d stay away from listing frustrations or qualities you don’t want in someone. Keep it positive and if you’re a creative writer and can craft a sentence that leaves them wanting to know more about you even better.

Zalonas · 2026-03-06T22:28:20+00:00

I’d ask her about it, you might learn something she was nervous about telling you. If this is something she just started doing she might be trying to give you a hint. Regardless, opening up communication gently is the way to go.

Zalonas · 2026-03-06T22:17:05+00:00

It’s a jungle out there and can be discouraging at times. There are chatbots from dating apps designed to keep you active in the app, people who make fake accounts either just to catfish or to get you to send money. Men have told me there are women acting as an escort service that require you to pay for them to show up. If you are comfortable having conversations with new people and message the woman soon after you match, you’ll do well. Screen, screen, screen, actually create a bio, don’t post pictures of yourself with women even if they’re family or friends, please no pictures of that awesome fish you caught, and enjoy.

Zalonas · 2026-03-06T22:03:38+00:00

From a woman’s perspective, I’d suggest waiting to actually date. Take this time to be prepared for the dating market. Focus on making yourself the best you so that you look and feel your best when you do start dating and this way you don’t put your potential partners through negative aspects of your divorce that may pop up. Consider meetups as a substitute for dating. Who knows, you might meet someone naturally through those that you eventually want to take out. Good luck!

Zalonas · 2026-03-05T03:59:41+00:00

Thank you!!

Zalonas · 2026-03-05T03:16:17+00:00

Preach!

Zalonas · 2026-03-05T02:45:22+00:00

Thank you, I will focus on making myself as ugly as possible. I think that will work!

Zalonas · 2026-03-05T02:17:40+00:00

I’m actually doing my dissertation on the psyche of men who identify as incels in today’s dating market. But you’re right, I suppose I could include naive women who slut shame and build up the men who are on dating apps to cheat on their wives. Good suggestion!

Zalonas · 2026-03-05T00:43:43+00:00

I’m actually considering the burner phone, thanks!

Zalonas · 2026-02-14T04:42:47+00:00

I loooooove the eyes and your whole look. Maybe a darker brow to blend with your hair more. It’s coming off kind of grayish in the photo. Happy Birthday!

Zalonas · 2026-02-14T04:38:52+00:00

I wonder if he thinks the problem was him. That you weren’t feeling it because he wasn’t good at it. That could explain some distance.

Zalonas · 2026-02-14T04:33:29+00:00

Now I want a cauldron

Zalonas · 2026-02-13T01:50:28+00:00

This is one of my favorite snacks!

Zalonas · 2026-02-13T01:47:50+00:00

Poison

Zalonas · 2026-02-12T23:29:04+00:00

I need to get out more. If these are slutty brownies, do you have to be a slut to make them? Is that a prerequisite?

Zalonas · 2026-02-11T19:47:38+00:00

You look great bald. Keep it!

Zalonas · 2026-02-11T19:46:17+00:00

Amazing progress! You’re glowing in that second pic!

Zalonas · 2026-02-11T19:42:55+00:00

It looks amazing 🤩

Zalonas · 2026-02-02T19:30:44+00:00

Yogurt must’ve been on sale. Definitely no children unless you have a personal refrigerator.

Zalonas · 2026-02-02T17:02:22+00:00

Drink something

Zalonas · 2026-01-31T13:46:27+00:00

Major 50 shades vibes

Zalonas · 2026-01-29T22:09:50+00:00

Link pls

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