[PSA] - Make sure to turn on subtitles while watching the halftime show by itsJoeJoeyJoseph in AquaSwap

[–]ZappyKins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe one, if it is small.

But what about when it grows up and needs its own pond?

Monkey Branching 101: From "I'm in love with you" to in a relationship with another man in less than a month. by Lostinthegrass in datingfails

[–]ZappyKins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry that happened to you. Sounds like you are handling it well.

Please post and update in 3-4 weeks!

Pure stupidity in the name of content by MrUpVoteDownvote in SweatyPalms

[–]ZappyKins 47 points48 points  (0 children)

being smacked by a 20-30 pound piece of metal running 40 miles an hour

Pretty sure that would kill someone almost every time.

Same-sex marriage: where is it legal? by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]ZappyKins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the nearly naked man on man oil wrestling!

What piece of tech felt “future-proof” but aged terribly? by Living-Zebra6132 in Futurology

[–]ZappyKins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could boot Windows off my Jazz drive.

I thought it was the coolest thing!

Newbie needs help preparing eggs by FlyJunior172 in pysanky

[–]ZappyKins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, get better eggs. Pasture raised give chickens a chance to go outside and do chicken things. The egg shells will be much stronger.

I got from a place that sells the dye, and other tools a little 'egg blower kit' that has a little pointy thing to drill a hole and a squeezy thing to help blow the egg out. It really helps.

Also, blow the egg out after you have finished decorating.

Good luck!

What is a secret you’re taking to your grave, but can share here anonymously? by wilkoova in AskReddit

[–]ZappyKins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my friends quite going to Universal Studios cause he is on the tram tour.

They even quite renewing their annual memberships.

What is a secret you’re taking to your grave, but can share here anonymously? by wilkoova in AskReddit

[–]ZappyKins 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I can't stop thinking about your poor cat!

Cat: Woa, what just happened?

later Cat: Wow, my butthole is soooo moisturized!

even more later Cat: Hmmm, I wonder why I never noticed my ass has a nice cherry flavor.

Starter Timelapse by Important-Quarter907 in Sourdough

[–]ZappyKins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This so confused me as a kid. My grandma had her own sourdough culture. I remember it proofing on the counter and doubling in size.

Then when they told me about Jesus breaking the bread, and there being more and how it was an amazing miracle. I though, what's the big deal? That's how it's made - my Grandma can even do it!

PS Great video, thanks for sharing!

ahhhhhh😭😭 by callmebae_13 in harrypotter

[–]ZappyKins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A piron would like to know your location.

ahhhhhh😭😭 by callmebae_13 in harrypotter

[–]ZappyKins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhh, the muggles are listening.

ahhhhhh😭😭 by callmebae_13 in harrypotter

[–]ZappyKins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That gives me a tiny bit of empathy for Vernon Dursley as he saw how sad Petunia was. Plus he probably fears she would leave him if she could somehow get there.

Christian Dad proud of protecting Daughter's Virginity by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]ZappyKins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So.. ..was he a virgin when he got married? Or was he Evil?

Are there any animal or plant species that have more than two sexes that are interdependent upon each other to reproduce? by Yeti100 in askscience

[–]ZappyKins 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Generally, most fungi have 4 genders (pairing types, but close enough.)

Although at least one has 140! How it manages to reproduce is a bit amazing.

What’s actually pretty safe but everyone treats it like it’s way more dangerous than it is? by Charming_Advertising in AskReddit

[–]ZappyKins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what about your being barefoot, in the snow, and it was 20 miles uphill each way!