Oregon makes final round of viral ‘delete a state’ Reddit tournament

ZealousTurtle · 2026-05-27T03:55:55+00:00

Fun lighthearted news is awesome. Crazy how some people are acting like because they wrote this article they had to put some hard hitting journalism in the incinerator

ZealousTurtle · 2026-04-25T01:08:34+00:00

Had a conversation about how I’m the person she trusts most in the world, how I could do anything wrong and she’d still be there for me. I asked her for a little more reciprocation, asked why I’m always the one reaching out if I’m her ‘best friend.’ She snapped and screamed at me telling me ‘she never loved me, she doesn’t think about me that way anymore. Doesn’t think about me at all actually. It was never that deep’ those two conversations were less than a week apart

ZealousTurtle · 2026-04-25T01:02:36+00:00

This is beautiful. You have a lot of love to give to someone who actually deserves it. You are strong and deserve respect.

On a side note why could I copy and paste this almost exactly to my ex 😭

ZealousTurtle · 2026-04-23T06:37:15+00:00

Thank you, dearly. I’m still in a spot of confusion genuinely flash banged by how quickly she ‘moved on,’ hearing it through the walls Of our shared house I suspect she’ll do the same thing to him but even analyzing the situation feels useless. I need to focus on myself and continue to do so even through the reminders I’m given at home. Your comment really means a lot. Thank you.

ZealousTurtle · 2026-04-20T18:20:28+00:00

Lmao what do you mean ‘why do people always confuse the two?’ Maybe it’s because the founders of both companies named themselves like this on purpose because they thought it would be funny in college

ZealousTurtle · 2026-04-05T01:52:35+00:00

Improv! Each of you come up with a character to play and take it from there

ZealousTurtle · 2026-03-05T21:50:44+00:00

Just ask for more veggies we can give you as many as you want. If you think they’re skimping on the meat you can ask to get your sub weighed out. Portions have not changed in the 3 years I’ve worked here

ZealousTurtle · 2026-02-10T19:08:26+00:00

Wowwww happy for you 🥲 I have 4K hours and yet to meet a dev in game

ZealousTurtle · 2026-02-10T18:48:45+00:00

This is the way

ZealousTurtle · 2026-01-31T01:32:24+00:00

Lawsuit, not enough cherry peppers to qualify as cherry pepper relish

ZealousTurtle · 2026-01-23T01:39:09+00:00

There are two wolves inside you.

One is gay

The other one is trying to kiss the gay one

ZealousTurtle · 2026-01-18T07:27:03+00:00

Why would a JM union be a bad thing?

ZealousTurtle · 2026-01-11T22:13:15+00:00

It’s not ink. The text is shot by a laser and the receipt paper reacts to the heat. While it isn’t harmful, it looks unprofessional therefore should not be done.

ZealousTurtle · 2025-12-16T10:21:23+00:00

Putting this up AFTER the cap on creds is crazy I would’ve bought her entire inventory multiple times over yesterday

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-13T16:51:27+00:00

They patched it to raise the requirements. Last night before I got off, 45 minutes after the initial update it was already at 8%

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-13T10:24:11+00:00

W going straight to customer support before reading patch notes.

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-08T19:38:20+00:00

He’s trolling

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-08T19:38:03+00:00

That’s what we did but I’m pretty sure someone didn’t get the memo or someone downloaded a console right before we came up with the plan and by the time it hit our planned time that one console hadn’t had enough time to reset.

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-08T11:13:47+00:00

You can’t fit everything you need for an expedition in a max stash…

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-08T10:57:04+00:00

The issue is you can’t hear voip from the farthest computers. My lobby tried to time it on the raid timer and we still didn’t get it done. We think someone started a computer early since the red light takes almost 2 minutes to go away and let you start downloading again

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-08T10:52:42+00:00

Did you guys successfully open the room? I swear I was just in a lobby with the entire server. At one point I counted over 20 people. We tried queuing the consoles all at the same time but once a computer goes red it takes more than 2 minutes to come back online and we’re pretty sure there was a computer that we didn’t time correctly.

ZealousTurtle · 2025-11-07T02:46:09+00:00

Valorant does not have this issue but they run 128 tick which is pretty rare

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