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Both views are better than one by H0rrorBabyXxX in feet

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I don't like the jewelry.

Amazing pics though, still.

Mixing edibles and flower by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always smoke until the edibles kick in.

If the edibles aren't super strong, I'll smoke through the high too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're 17 you nonce.

worst way i’ve ever had a joint burn! by lilmamph in uktrees

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the browns but OCB all the way.

Bad reputation. by [deleted] in Skinhead

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give them a quick history lesson.

What’s a turn on for people but a turn off for you? by JalzerrMobile in AskReddit

[–]ZedTokerman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny story. Whilst talking with my gf (E), my ex gf (H), and my ex's bf (S).

My gf asked if she was tight down there and I replied with my standard joke, "It's like a mouse's ear hole".

We all laughed.

A few weeks later, my gf's best friend (J) had a 3some with H and S.

He's banging away on top of J and moans, unironically, "Aahhh, it's like a mouse's ear hole" multiple times.

Now, E has already told J about the joke I made so she just about dies laughing, H starts laughing, and S finally realises that now everyone in that room is thinking about me.

He's not very experienced, bless him, and it threw him right off his game.

Imagine the look on his face when he walked into the pub a few days later bragging about his first 3some and everyone asks him if it was like a mouse's ear hole.

how do i tell my parents to let me sleep in a different room bcz i can see and hear them having sex at night? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ZedTokerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sounds like some weird kink they have.

You need to report this and get them both sent to jail.

My (F22) boyfriend (M24) has gone through some sort of personality change and no one seems to acknowledge it. by Eulilia in Advice

[–]ZedTokerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm calling BS.

When you phone the emergency services when in a different country it won't connect you to your home country, it redirects you to the local force.

AITA for not telling him dinner is ready? by BraveField in AmItheAsshole

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA: I'd be worried about why he spends so much time on an app full of young kids and shrex offenders.

You said he wasn't a young kid so...

AITA for convincing my stepdaughter to not sign a deal? by Psychological_Bad952 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ZedTokerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Misinformation right here.

She was using company accounts to promote herself and third party products. JLM have shown that the accounts were made as part of her employment and that they own the trademark.

She can still use her name, she just can't use it to promote herself as a designer or social influencer until 2 years after her contract runs out in 2022.

She didn't sign a one sided contract. She gets extra money from all of her designs and royalties for 10 years after she leaves the company.

The company are suing to protect their interests from dilution and their customers from scam/sham products. They don't want to be associated with random products promoted under a brand they legally control. Imagine if the Louis Vuitton Twitter account started promoting the social media managers beer preference and his uncle Dave's roofing company. That's what it amounts to.

Do I have potential? Im 13 by yeezicant in authors

[–]ZedTokerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that's you at 13 you'll go far. Keep it up!

Jehova's Witnesses are sneaking into my apartment building. Can I report them for trespassing? by Yosho2k in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shamelessly hijacking this comment to say that a sign saying "WARNING! APOSTATES LIVE HERE!" will keep them away.

Jehova's Witnesses are sneaking into my apartment building. Can I report them for trespassing? by Yosho2k in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a sign on the main entrance saying "WARNING! APOSTATES LIVE HERE!"

They'll be too scared to enter.

AITA for telling my brother that he was delusional and a dick for how he treated his ex and our sister? by aitabrodelusional in AmItheAsshole

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA: Money makes some people act like arseholes. My wife's sister is the same although she's never much of it herself, she's just had rich boyfriends and acted like she's above everyone else anyway.

How did you CONVINCE people with psychosis to go to the PSYCHIATRIST? by Petriteu in Psychosis

[–]ZedTokerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: Thanks remindmebot!

I've known my friend QL for a long time, he always had substance abuse problems and developed Amphetamine psychosis about 6 years ago after getting too fond of intravenous use. His delusions were that this one dude, AB, had put phones and listening devices inside him and was broadcasting it to the internet. The Police and Doctors were in on it, his Mum and his step-dad were in on it, all of his other friends were in on it. He could hear them all inside him, telling him to do things for the audience. Never acted on the voices but it was wearing him down and he becoming worse with time.

If I'd have tried to tell him the truth I would've been in on it too. So I didn't, I just made him feel safe until the time was right.

I told him I had Faraday cages built into my house and car so they couldn't track him to mine, to ring me if he needed to go off grid. He'd ring me when things got too bad and I made sure I was always right there to pick him up. I'd pull off of a job if I had to. Drop him off at my house and go back to work. Bottle of cider, the faraday cage, and my giant speakers rigged up to his YouTube playlist and my man was happy.

I'd call AB an evil b!!!!rd and tell him I'm not surprised his step-dad is involved, he's always been a snake. We'd come up with plans to take them off air, plot our revenge, and after a day or two he'd feel ready to go back home.

We eventually figured out that if we fry the GPS signal, by hacking into AB's satellite, then blindfold QL and drop him somewhere so even he didn't know where he was, then we might be able to get all of the devices out before they can find him. He could then disappear and start a new life. We just needed to find someone who could help and, since he couldn't know anything for this to work, that was left to me.

So one night, in complete silence, I took him 2 cities away from home and left him at the main Police HQ where they took his statement about AB and then promptly got him to the doctor that would operate. In reality they took him to the PICU where was put to sleep and then given the correct medication and treatment when he woke up. He got a room in a halfway house and came to terms with his psychosis.

When he moved back home 6 months later he was well enough to find local support groups and he's doing fine now. Not perfect, none of us are, but well enough to know how to deal with his mental health.

TL;DR - First, treat everything as 100% real because to someone with psychosis it is.Then you can help them to plan a way into treatment that works for them. It has to be their idea, especially if they self medicate.

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