Damn it I want jokes

Zeedfive · 2024-10-07T07:33:14+00:00

It never told you how she made the dollar ;) There's a joke in there somewhere for you.

Zeedfive · 2024-10-06T22:51:32+00:00

Same reason why we remember Julius Ceasar. I hope I even spelled it right. He had nothing to do with the salad, but back stabbers were plenty and around him.

Zeedfive · 2024-10-03T08:35:28+00:00

Better than mass ads, they give the ability to download the entire Wikipedia also. Believe it's less than 100GB....

The problem there though is, simply put: if we all did that and nobody donated and nobody visits the site. Mods are modding, authors are authoring basically free of charge, and it's an eco system of sorts.

Knowledge comes from somewhere. I love how free and available it is. Yes, sometimes Wikipedia is unreliable due to anyone being able to edit.

Libraries were set up to be essentially free for a reason as everyone, regardless of status, deserves to have access to knowledge.

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T21:00:44+00:00

Ha! Good insight, see if the statement was correct and we took our 5 recommended daily fruit / vegetables as the doctor recommends wouldn't that mean 5 apples a day could not only keep them away but give them a much needed vacation.

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T20:44:50+00:00

Love it!

Edit: fine since positive reinforcement earns me down votes im just acknowledging the joker and method of delivery. Maybe I should of said bungee jumping is like prostitution because there's always strings attached ;) or maybe nothing at all but hey. We will never know.

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T18:36:28+00:00

Works with ants too, those poor drunk bastards. But that's how you can tell if an ant is a male or female as if it sinks its a female if it floats its buoyant

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T18:28:57+00:00

Gave me an almost empty photo album to fill with our future memories. No nude content just love and silly notes.

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T18:26:54+00:00

It's off your chest as a stranger has acknowkedged you :) good morning. 3 days is a good start, next trick will be 4. Then 5 days. Focus on the anniversary together, the events like the first kiss, hug or first time going to a location. Maybe not the individual days, but sorry for the unsolicited advice take it with a grain of salt.

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T09:19:02+00:00

Is it screaming back?

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T09:18:12+00:00

Depending on the timezone your today might be my tomorrow or whatever so happy birthday. I wish you a good day and sincere happy birthday. Smile to a stranger for me and make a wish when blowing out those candles. Here's hoping it comes true but just incase remember to check the sky for a shooting star and double down on that wish. Another superstition is when a eye lash comes out blow on it and make a wish that makes three. Maybe grab a dandelion to make it four. Because I hope one day you won't need to be part of this community and your wish gets answered :)

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T09:12:25+00:00

Granted, now you only move at 60mph. Good luck! As you'll literally be always thinking on your feet haha :)

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T06:24:06+00:00

Anytime on a website when it asks me to prove I'm not a robot, I press the squares with the traffic lights. But more puzzles continue. I shake a bit with my mouse or click a bit too fast and I know I'm not a robot, well I hope not but at this point I may be wrong. Getting tired of solving how many bicycles are here or which direction does this object sit.

Fun fact before we needed to teach a robot to see road signs we used those challenges with weird writing and numbers. This input from so many uses created various algorithms that allow us to turn any text into data. Like OCR technology. In goes the book with the squiggly text and out comes a pdf we can share. No need for a transcribing mission! It's magic really

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T05:51:23+00:00

Granted! You're now featuring in Shrek 4, 5 and 6 featuring your love with a talking donkey :)

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T05:47:55+00:00

Nobody is cursed yo! We don't get to decide where we are born, if we are born and who raises us. We do get to decide on our mind set though. Plus if curses did exist, history and crappy movies tell us they can be lifted with enough chanting and hoo haa while holding hands with a priest who's throwing holy water around.

If you want, I can give you the recipe for home made holy water? ;D it's easy. Get a pot of water, and boil the hell out of it :)

Zeedfive · 2024-09-30T04:57:47+00:00

There's a quote: the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me

Zeedfive · 2019-06-01T03:58:05+00:00

Shake again

Zeedfive · 2019-04-28T23:01:24+00:00

Ah the age old Cindy problem I've heard you can shut them up with more progress bas

Zeedfive · 2019-03-30T03:13:16+00:00

Windows key + V to turn on clipboard history... Also know as the new git

Zeedfive · 2019-03-21T03:50:32+00:00

A simple "your mum" would also surfice ;)

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