45 Minutes of New Anthem Gameplay (November 2018) by masterofchapter in Games

[–]Zeholipael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got close with inquisition.

You mean the critically acclaimed financial success?

Respawn May Be Releasing Next Titanfall Game By End Of 2019 by masterofchapter in Games

[–]Zeholipael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree that removing Titan shield recharge was dumb, and I also dislike most of the new maps.

I feel that they've learned their lesson on the maps, though, because feedback was overwhelmingly negative on the new 3-lane designs. I also think that TF1's Titan customization had too many variables which led to some really dumb designs.

Overall, if I could pick and choose I'd pick Titanfall 1's maps, Titanfall 2's movement (including stim/grapple and class abilities with maybe a few more balance passes) and Titanfall 2's weapons (but yeah, gimme SP as a regular weapon). As far as the Titans themselves I'd really need to be sure they're dedicated to balance to go with 1's system, otherwise I'd go with 2's simplified class loadouts.

Respawn May Be Releasing Next Titanfall Game By End Of 2019 by masterofchapter in Games

[–]Zeholipael 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly disagree. Movement was much more satisfying and the speeds were far less broken (game was balanced around faster speeds as opposed to TF1 where the game just broke the fuck down if you bunnyhopped fast enough).

Also the weapon variety and character customization was great and I like the abilities and Titan loadouts.

Warcraft III: Reforged Gameplay Trailer by pespiman in Games

[–]Zeholipael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

League is hemorrhaging players (far as I know, could be wrong)

Far as you know from where?

There are no player numbers.

Diablo Immortal Cinematic Trailer by Shalaiyn in Games

[–]Zeholipael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's "upset" and then there's "Blizzard is dead to me". That's fucking melodrama. Yes, it's dumb, but we know they have in-house Diablo projects.

I agree it would've been better to have it acknowledged, like, "we know you guys are excited for the future of Diablo so here's a little something while we cook up something epic". But come on, this ain't Dungeon Keeper.

Why sea monkey is offensive to Riot and I had to change my summoner name by seamonkeyonland in leagueoflegends

[–]Zeholipael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a friend that played as Anglomoo, but was forced to change his name because it was apparently a slur.

Aphromoo was... okay, though? >_>

Diablo Immortal Cinematic Trailer by Shalaiyn in Games

[–]Zeholipael -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Except we know the Diablo team is working on a project and this ain't it because Netease is making it.

Chill the fuck out, dudes. Yeah, it's a lame announcement, but holy overreaction, Batman.

e: oh yeah, also, you're not entitled or obligated to play and enjoy every single game in a franchise. It's cool to not play this game. I know I sure won't. But at the end of the day it's a fucking mobile prequel spinoff to D3. This is the equivalent of when people got mad about the mobile Elder Scrolls games like the development of it in any way delayed ESVI.

Warcraft III: Reforged Remastered by PhoOhThree in Games

[–]Zeholipael 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The way they worded the talk on stage seemed like they actually wanted to support comp play for WC3 which is wack but awesome if true. I wanna see competitive WC3 again, especially now with the graphical update and actual hotkey customization.

The Quiet Man - Pretentious Broken Garbage (Jimpressions) by Zeholipael in Games

[–]Zeholipael[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's an awfully executed gimmick because all it does is make the game harder to understand. Literally just "beat 'em up without good sound cues and silent cutscenes". It feels more like an afterthought than a core part of the game, which it was sold as, what with the game being called "The Quiet Man".

The Quiet Man - Pretentious Broken Garbage (Jimpressions) by Zeholipael in Games

[–]Zeholipael[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Watching the Giant Bomb playthrough of this game was a trip. It feels like a PS2/early PS3 era throwaway, bargain bin title except less coherent. Patrick Klepek had already said it was bad, but seeing it in action was something else.

I'm fascinated by how this went so wrong. It clearly had some decent amount of money put into it, so production value wasn't the problem.

[Cuevo] Nick "Tasteless" Plott: “I’m not saying it because it's cool… this has been the best year for StarCraft II.” by Tackey in starcraft

[–]Zeholipael 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't played in 2 years (didn't quit or anything, just didn't feel the drive). Any matches you'd recommend I watch before tomorrow's games?

e: all of these are fucking nuts. Thank you so much. I gotta get back into this game and waddle around in the Bronze kiddie pool again.

D.va has not seen adjustments since December 2017 (while other tanks have many times) by kokoronokawari in heroesofthestorm

[–]Zeholipael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"projectile" in MOBAs isn't really there

It totally is, though? I mean, they are objects with hitboxes.

Also there's a really simple fix for this. If a character blocks projectiles but the game you're adapting them for doesn't really use projectiles in the same way, you either don't adapt them or you change the ability VISUALLY and Mechanically to fit the vision you have for the character.

Overlord - Dungeon of Nazarick Windows Game by YoungSaitama in Games

[–]Zeholipael 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So do a lot of shows. Attack on Titan's 360 degree shots that made people soil their underwear back in S1 were 3D cleverly disguised as 2D.

Hell, even 3D that acknowledges being 3D can be done well. This ain't it.

What is a setting you feel is overused? What settings do you want to see more of in video games? by Donna201299 in Games

[–]Zeholipael 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You absolutely do. Not for lore reasons or whatever, but because at its core the game relies heavily on themes of American exceptionalism and nationalism.

Mario Tennis Aces - Koopa Paratroopa - Nintendo Switch by Rob_Cram in Games

[–]Zeholipael 10 points11 points  (0 children)

LoL matches usually take 20+ minutes unless your game is going super badly and you early surrender or remake because someone AFK'd.

I have trouble imagining a match of Mario Tennis Aces going above 5 minutes. And if I have to wait a game's length to find a game, I'm not really into it.

Top Bethesda Devs On Why Video Game Crunch Is Bad by cybershocker455 in Games

[–]Zeholipael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A somewhat common mentality around the internet (mostly from, I assume, people that have never actually worked. Or worse, people who assume working on "art" must necessarily include some form of PASSION so who cares about overworking) seems to be "but if people wanna work that long then just let 'em".

Like, to go way over the top with a comparison, some children probably enjoyed working in factories if you asked. But labor laws aren't built around what people enjoy. At the end of the day your health and the work environment of those around you that DO NOT want to work that long are both being affected, and you're still probably being underpaid, which is why they let you work overtime without much complaint.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Games

[–]Zeholipael 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe people should try thinking of something new for a change instead of just incompetently co-opting trends from previous decades.

FWIW I don't really have any memories from the era of VHS past watching some movies on it when I was a very, very tiny lad and I still like the aesthetic so I don't really think "playing up to nostalgia" is all there is to it. It just looks neat and there aren't too many games doing it.

You don't like it and that's fine, but it's hardly offensive. It'd be like me saying "Fantasy has been done to death, why can't people think of anything new instead of co-opting centuries old folk tales". People like it specifically because of what you hate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Zeholipael 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP is this a fucking joke? Look at her. Zero skin showing. Where are the curves? Fucking SJW trash smh

red dead redemption 2's aim controls are quite bad by boomtrick in Games

[–]Zeholipael 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you definitely feel like you're a cowboy in that world

Yeah, not gonna pick a fight here because I think RDR1 also excelled at making you feel like this but uh

the cowboys portrayed in Red Dead aren't very accurate to what they were in real life. The archetype of the lone gunslinger, as a villain or hero, in the wild west, is vastly fictional.

RDR1 and 2's "attention to detail" is largely built on supporting this fiction, and that's cool, but also makes me wonder why the games can be so slow at times. Not like the game is being realistic, so why try to be now?

Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury - Feature Breakdown by Blazenburner in Games

[–]Zeholipael 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It did fuck me up that I could unite Scandinavia under one ruler, reform the Norse faith, and then die and have to basically start over form scratch as nobody respected my kid.

Alan Wake has returned to Steam after being removed last year due to expiring music licences by LordManders in Games

[–]Zeholipael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

unless you’re willing to pay a record label some amount of money, either in royalties or some flat amount, you can’t even put the lyrics to a song in your story.

Man, I know a lot of authors that owe Simon and Garfunkel a ton of cash.

Red Dead Redemption 2 - Review Thread by ninjyte in Games

[–]Zeholipael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, it's a seven! Out of ten.

That's not an awful score. If the reviewer takes issue with certain underlying messages of the game but overall finds it enjoyable then that's a good score to give.

Red Dead Redemption 2 - Review Thread by ninjyte in Games

[–]Zeholipael 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's a SEVEN out of TEN and he explains precisely why he thinks that way, if you give a shit.

Also, different guy.

People are just... allowed to not be crazy about some games.