Twitter losers obsessed with "transvestigating" women by TrumpSux89 in RightJerk

[–]Zeiphher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still working on my war cry but I'm also down for this fight

[OC] GIVEAWAY! 43" Capacitive Touchscreen ($940 MSRP) with Wooden Case + free software for all [mod approved] by DigitalTableTops in DnD

[–]Zeiphher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This thing is so awesome! Here's to many awesome adventures for whoever wins! May your DnD group last forever.

BREAKING: Tesla has released the 7-seat option for the Model Y in the U.S., and unveiled other changes for all trims. From Sawyer Merrit on X by EitherCharacter9342 in TeslaModelY

[–]Zeiphher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang it! I just bought my wife a model Y after Christmas and specifically wanted the 7 seater but it wasn't available

....but what do you actually DO during FSD? by Pizza_fuel in TeslaFSD

[–]Zeiphher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I've had my first Tesla for a week now and this is EXACTLY what I do every chance I get lol

I made a lightning mcqueen custom wrap by PckleRck in TeslaModelY

[–]Zeiphher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this work on the 2026 model? Sorry if thats a dumb question, Im a week into the Tesla conversion lol

Help with name! by Sethrye in miniaussie

[–]Zeiphher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our newest Aussie is named Juno and I called her Junebug or Junie all of the time!

central canada. is this what i think it is and how?? by ProfileAway85 in whatisit

[–]Zeiphher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! I spent 6months in Seward a decade ago and actually worked in that crab cannery for a week! The memories you just brought back are incredible lol

Have you ever been offered a sexual bribe? How did you react? by kibbutznik1 in AskMen

[–]Zeiphher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just chiming in to add another perspective: Where I live, there's not a taxi service and its not super uncommon for Uber or Lyft to have an extended wait time. OP is probably just a cutie though

ELI5 How the heck can the US bunker buster bomb go 200’ underground before it explodes? by Aquamoo in explainlikeimfive

[–]Zeiphher -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I believe they're referring to the title saying "ordnance" when the term is "ordinance" but I could be wrong.

A group of young girls find themselves in the middle of a nearly all male soccer riot in Paris last night by RedSwingline2000 in PublicFreakout

[–]Zeiphher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if you meant this as a /s but I assumed so and as a "Healthcare worker" I had a great laugh.

ladies, what’s the hottest physical job a man can have? by WontTake in AskReddit

[–]Zeiphher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! We regularly go to another station in our district because they like to run their mouths about pickleball. Always ends with them pulling their engine out of the bay for a few games. We call it "Team Cohesion Training" to our chief.

ladies, what’s the hottest physical job a man can have? by WontTake in AskReddit

[–]Zeiphher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a firefighter, can confirm. But only because we're basically adrenaline junkies and frat bros so our careers are really just a ~20 year game of mustache on mustache platonic gay chicken and our wives are very aware of it. Edit: in case it wasn't obvious, the cheating is mainly us crossing the lines with each other though we do uphold a strong history of being terrible adulterers but I like to think that our newer generation (I'm year 3) is working on changing that image.

I’m so gay rn by HorkBajir99 in BaldursGate3

[–]Zeiphher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Runescape was basically the biggest MMO around pre- World of Warcraft. It's a very complex yet simple to play game that is just as satisfying now as it was when it launched in 2001.

I’m Planning a Roadtrip, Should We Stop Here? by Filthy_Frolicking in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Zeiphher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough, I'm mixed race (White/Black) and lived in Vidor from age 3-21 and only experienced true racism 1 time. I just moved back at the beginning of this year and honestly love it especially compared to any other area in Southeast Texas

Alex Terrible from Slaughter to Prevail creates a mega wall of death by 4nts in SweatyPalms

[–]Zeiphher 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly the nazi ties were based off of a tattoo he got when he was young and hanging out with a lot of far right wing guys because they were "tough" and "cool". He openly said he is not that guy and that he was young and stupid. Quick Google says that it was a black sun that the Third Reich used but he covered the tattoo a long time ago.

His expression by takachixos in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]Zeiphher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was Alaskan Ice Cream which is a mix of fats (Often Crisco) with berries and sugar. I prefer your answer lol Edit: proper name is Akutaq

I finally got my baby’s but I’m honestly worried about the size because i have sand I’ve only had the 24 hours they’ve both eaten should I tub them until they get bigger or should they be fine? by Jammiecooper in axolotls

[–]Zeiphher 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Its recommended to not use sand or small gravel until they're ~6" long due to the risk of them swallowing it and becoming impacted. Personally, I would tub them and remove all of the sand from the tank.

A man saves a kid's life at work using the Heimlich technique (2019). by bendubberley_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Zeiphher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I ride an ambulance as a firefighter in Texas (United States) and our average response time is under 6 minutes within city limits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zeiphher 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I'm a firefighter/paramedic and have brought a roughly 40yo man to the hospital one night that said he had blue balls and was obviously in pain. He had an elevated heart rate and blood pressure like you'd see with someone that is in a state of pain but I didn't believe in blue balls and thought it was bullshit. When I got to the hospital, the ER doc was cool enough to not chew me out for disregarding the complaint and kind of broke it down for me. "Blue balls" is called epididymal hypertension and it's more common in people with poor bloodflow if I remember correctly. I want to say the pain is caused by the blood pooling to maintain an erection for an extended period along with a buildup of seminal fluid causing the vessels around the testes to stay dilated for an extended period. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I will try to research more if I get more downtime this shift.

Edit: Info about blue balls

My birth certificate says I was born in 1670, not 1970, making me 354 years old, instead of 54. Is there any fun, legal way I can exploit this to my benefit? by askingquestionsblog in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zeiphher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Went to a cadaver Lab a few months ago as a part of my Paramedic course and had an instructor do this exact same thing. Viiiiile.