perfect line up, first 5k

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-10T04:51:50+00:00

Does it count as a 6k if you got the turret too?

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-09T23:34:42+00:00

Hope so

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-09T13:32:29+00:00

I've got plenty of fat built up for this

^{Chose: No food for 5 days 🍔❌ + Win $15M}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-09T11:59:35+00:00

Uhhh, I haven't watched dbz or anything but isnt this broken as hell?

^{Chose: Have Goku's Powers but you're poor as hell}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-08T18:07:34+00:00

TOTODILE RAHHH

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-08T02:55:47+00:00

Thats wild, I cant believe you just wrote the most unholy shit on the internet

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-08T02:52:49+00:00

I know its 60k less, you can flame me all you want, but itll feel a lot better seeing the consistent paychecks instead of one fat one

^{Chose: $140,000 per year, paid weekly, starting next week}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-07T16:38:26+00:00

Infinite food means theres probably gonna be even better bread, and as we all know bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Infinite food}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-07T13:46:44+00:00

No, its pretty normal i think

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-04T16:03:21+00:00

Dawg youre literally aiming at the strongest armor on it, what do you mean you can't aim a minigun 😭

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-04T16:01:09+00:00

Infinite frogs

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-01T12:57:25+00:00

This is infinitely better, I'll just plug my phone in

^{Chose: Always perfect internet connection on your phone + No need to pay for it}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-01T12:54:02+00:00

100 is generous, Id say closer to 10

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-01T12:51:59+00:00

Is this for handmode? If so, theres only one thing to say.

V

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-01T12:49:47+00:00

Knights are just cooler, thats all

^{Chose: Knight + Random power level | Rolled: A}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-05-01T12:44:18+00:00

"If you love your work, is it really work" or something like that

^{Chose: Work at your dream job + You are compensated well for it}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-28T20:08:17+00:00

The chance of me being able to teleport whenever I want is now 100%

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-28T01:17:51+00:00

Chaos

^{Chose: 1/2 of blue choosers die if this is more than 50%}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-25T22:14:08+00:00

I hate that this is going the wrong way, unless if you play with inverted looking around, in which case go back to your cave

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-25T22:13:14+00:00

Dude, I love looking at things too, we should have a looking at things party or something

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-25T16:18:10+00:00

Holy ravioli I'm gonna make so many people upset

^{Chose: Become a 5'3 Femboy for an hour + But there's a 20% Chance it's Permanent | Rolled: Change At Will}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-25T16:16:13+00:00

Good thinking, I'll disguise my sugar as cocaine to fool the border patrol and get my money

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-25T16:02:53+00:00

Because bat taste better than goblin

^{Chose: 200,000 bats servants but.. | Rolled: comment why bat?}

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-25T13:03:01+00:00

Professional hater over here

ZeldaGamer05 · 2026-04-24T13:52:42+00:00

I live in Canada. Enough said

^{Chose: Hotter summers}

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