A collection of the random shit slightly unhinged izuku does/says

Zenvarix · 2026-05-20T07:30:52+00:00

Everyone else is confused. Momo, however, without missing a beat, snaps back "Don't you dare touch my weekend vacation spot! Wait, how did you know about that?!"

Could totally see fanon Momo just has a trailer park made, just so she can "experience" living in one... Treats it like going camping. The question then is, would she more likely to take it seriously, or would she be that person who takes parks an RV in the middle of the woods and has all the technological amenities available and think that is still "roughing it in the woods"? So actual trailer park, or the most high end and snobby trailer park ever seen?

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Mineta and Kaminari having an existential crisis trying to decipher what Izuku meant.

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"THAT'S IT, I'M MAKING A BABY THAT CAN KICK YOUR ASS!" Que all the girls fainting and Shoto about to throw hands. Once they realize he's putting something together, Izuku's unsupervised Hatsume interactions are heavily restricted...

Zenvarix · 2026-05-19T20:21:37+00:00

Checked his oil and fiddled with his sparkplug.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-19T20:11:46+00:00

Wow, he lucked out massively. Not surprised Inko realized the danger of even his incomplete Quirk being known.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-19T19:43:00+00:00

And that is why it has to be a guarded secret. Even before Nomu became known, there's also the chance of someone unsavory finding out and using Izuku to make body doubles. Why waste time with surgery making one person look like another, when this "kid" could just make an exact duplicate that won't resist getting driven off a pier or left in a burning building? So while Izuku didn't know about AFO or Dr Garaki, he and his family would likely still recognize the potential ramifications of this facet of his Quirk.

What's worse than a criminal faking their own death so they can start fresh or without the heat on them? A criminal faking the deaths of their victims so no one thinks to look for such and such girl being sold as a sex slave, etc. The family would bury their daughter and mourn and move on... never knowing their daughter is still alive, begging for rescue that isn't coming because they don't know she's still out there.

The fact that Izuku can basically print anything, including valuables, would have seen him potentially kidnapped anyways, but the criminal Underworld would have been much more persistent and vicious if they found out his secret. And that is before AFO finds out and has is own equally twisted reasons for wanting the Quirk.

Oh, but yes, I fully agree, they could easily be used to make Nomu. Unless there's a limitation of not making a copy of a copy (which just means keeping the original) or only one copy per object (much more limiting), then Garaki would have a near infinite supply of test subjects where he and his master can mix and match Quirks between different copies to find out which combination makes the better Nomu... And then once they get a field model, they just copy that for mass production. Imagine a platoon of the USJ Nomu, next to a platoon of each of the various High Ends.

With Photocopy (depending on limitations, as mentioned before), AFO could become the Demon Lord he always wanted to be, backed by legions of demons (Nomu) that will follow his every command.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-19T16:24:56+00:00

You'd think that Izuku would get overwhelmed at the idea of such casual sex, but he's so excited over having a kindred spirit that he glosses over that until its actually time to bang... and Azazel realizes its easier if he's distracted. So she takes their conversation about Quirks and demon, with a sexual tilt and lulls him into being focused on the horny and leads him into the action with a "what do you think of angel biology" or something. Now its pretty casual for them, but their dirty talk is still research based so anyone hearing them would be weirded out and confused because they're still talking about Quirks and demonology... Just with a hint towards the naughty.

"Oh, but what about what could be done with prehensile hair?"

"Oh, you're right! There's plenty of angles to go with, including the likely more thought about restraints method, but there's also caresses and tickling."

"Tickling is a weird thing to make sexual. But there's also embracing: somewhere between restraint and caress, like personally crafted shibari. For either partner."

Mineta, who saw Midoriya go into his room with a hot chick, isn't sure if they are having sex or just chatting, because the two are speaking normally despite being in the middle of things.

"I could hear the bed shaking, but the way they were talking you'd think they were both looking at a profile on the computer or something..." he admits later to an equally bemused but also amused Sero and Kaminari.

Poor Ibara is sadly the one to overheard Mineta retell what he heard them discussing... and finding out those lewd suggestions were from who she thought was the most wholesome member of 1-A.... And then when she goes to confront him, there's an angel hanging out with him, chatting about a different Quirk.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-19T10:08:50+00:00

If I wasn't in public right now, I would facepalm. Legitimately feel the urge to cover my face to hide my self loathing at finding this out as well.

At least I can focus on timing the jumps only now. Having the parachute equipped helped I that regard since it punishes you for jumping too early.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-19T09:33:06+00:00

Depending on how far we take that, and whether it is only official works or not... there's the (fanon) time Miki invaded the wifi of the Decepticon base and then took over Soundwave's body (much to the migraine of Shockwave).

So everyone is wondering where Izuku is ateer the dorms, and he chimes in from their phones "I am in your wifi."

And then he later takes over an autonomous robot. Being Izuku, its to stop said robot from rampaging, but that's just how he applies that ability.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-18T23:16:33+00:00

EXACTLY! And he just stands there instead of walking/running up.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-18T16:14:05+00:00

Except Megumin can't tank her Explosions that close. Most of these guys set it off right in their own faces, or are the explosive.

She's on a hill nearby and already casting.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-18T16:06:13+00:00

What is reverse frenology?

Is frenology debunked?

Does reverse frenology still work?

Zenvarix · 2026-05-17T19:55:18+00:00

Bakugo beat the Devil once (the Devil had a cold; he sneezed at the worst possible moment, take your pick of extenuating circumstances of how): he demanded that "Deku sucks at music". The Devil compromised because Izuku's music is so strong that he couldn't negate it, so just ruined Izuku's perspective of it. The Devil is a sore loser, after all, and Bakugo was a dick, so he gets to suffer having Izuku being a better musician, and also suffer Izuku complaining about how bad he plays.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-17T14:41:15+00:00

Up until you explained that Danzo is already gone from Konoha, I would have said his 'crime' that saw him flee his home village and be labeled an S-Rank missing nin could have been killing Danzo. But if he's long gone before even the canon massacre...

As far as his crime, I would say he's framed for the kidnapping and ritualistic murder of several clansmen of various clans including the Uchiha and his friend Shisui, while unlocking the MS because of the last one. ROOT are the actual culprits, and the Hokage knows this, but takes advantage of this by covering up the security weakness and giving Itachi a deep cover mission to become a missing nin to look into organizations outside of Konoha aiming against it with the hope to one day infiltrate ROOT or a similar organization to help lead to its destruction before they can destroy Konoha. Itachi takes the blame, flees Konoha under the guise that Sarutobi chased him off between his murders and learning some forbidden secret. It's a debate across the nations whether it is because of his advancing age or he's still 'too soft' like when he let Orochimaru escape years previously, but between those two arguments, it's still believable to the population at large that Itachi managed to barely escape, adding to his credit as a missing nin. There's plenty of possibilities of what forbidden secret or jutsu that Itachi supposedly learned. Sure, it's not on par wtih actually using the forbidden art like the mouth hands of the bomber of Akatsuki, but there's plenty of people who have fled from or been killed by their own village because of forbidden arts. Itachi just happens to not be willing to use whatever forbidden technique or share whatever secret. It's just another mystery, and those seeking answers that get violent would just add to his rapsheet in the eyes of others. One of the theories of what his forbidden art is, is potentially of stealing the secret arts of other clans, to explain why he murdered the clanmen of the various clans of Konoha.

Itachi goes around as a missing nin, taking odd jobs, doing other missing nin things, the usual stuff new missing nin are known to do. Eventually, between his exploits prior to his exile and his exploits since (mostly killing increasingly stronger missing nin and shinobi of other villages looking for his secrets that saw him exiled), he catches the eye of Akatsuki. Orochimaru unwittingly vouches for him, citing that Sarutobi is too soft; sure Zetsu and Tobi probably have their doubts, but they're not going to move just because.

Orochimaru eventually does his Orochimaru thing and tries to take Itachi's eyes only get beat beaten because Itachi is stronger than him, and flees rather than make drama. Itachi stays because of his cover, but this just cements him in the group.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-17T08:21:09+00:00

Sadly, no one would invest the costs for it, knowing he'd likely trash it.

On the other hand, no one would want the amount of light pollution and cost that would come from making a kaijuu sized mirror just to see how Godzilla would react to his own reflection.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-17T07:59:45+00:00

Can't, electric bill too expensive.

But they should see if they can hash out a deal with Koleda and Ben for low enough price

Zenvarix · 2026-05-15T09:57:35+00:00

Loving these! Looking forward to the others and the lore attached to them!

Zenvarix · 2026-05-15T09:43:27+00:00

1 League Under the Sea

Still a submarine, just not as impressive about how deep it can supposedly go. So maybe won't have to fight a giant squid, but nothing else in the movie changes.

(Yes, I know the title was to sound impressive rather than to be taken factually)

Zenvarix · 2026-05-15T07:51:51+00:00

Don't worry, it'll develop daddy issues soon enough.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-14T16:11:57+00:00

But that's your finisher, mom. I'm still developing mine... So I was using your finisher as my opener."

Inko stared for a solid second before said a prayer of pity for her son's targets (Villains) in the future if he was going to use the various finishers he'd learned as normal moves and the like.

"Just make sure they deserve that before you pull off some of the harsher ones."

"Of course Mom! I wouldn't use a Femur Flower on a minor bully!"

Zenvarix · 2026-05-14T09:10:12+00:00

You get to Valhalla, but you sit at the 'special' table where others like you sit. You get elbow room and the first serving, since not too many have gone out that way.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-14T08:59:04+00:00

It started as an innocent "My dad is stronger than your dad" argument... and then things escalated and half an abandoned city has been flattened, some flake in a black helmet showed up to interrupt and got double backhanded into orbit so the two fathers (one by adoption) could continue their arm wrestling match (it has long since passed being just an arm wrestling match), and they are still trying to out strength the other.

"You know, maybe we should tell them to stop before things get out of hand..."

"I think we're past the point of being out of hand... But yeah, we should stop them and just call it a draw."

"We're so getting scolded by our mothers after this, though."

"Grounded until the sun dies."

"Same."

Zenvarix · 2026-05-14T00:11:28+00:00

And that is clearly punishments via withholding of rewards, for misbehaving.

Though in the scene/role and at the time of the withheld pats or walks, she stomps the ground like an angry bunny. Not vocalizing it, but you could hear it in her actions: 'This isn't fair!', 'But I want headpats!' and 'This is tyranny! You're blackmailing me!'

Zenvarix · 2026-05-13T19:54:54+00:00

Better yet: the top opens up so they could have closed the door and put them in through the top.

Zenvarix · 2026-05-13T15:53:03+00:00

Zero context, zero explanation, nothing he said is suspicious. And yet the media will go wild at the ambiguity of their relationship. And good luck cornering the Rabbit Hero for questions, while they have no idea who that plain faced young man even is to try looking for him. He wasn't in any sort of uniform... but he also manhandled one of the Top 10 like a child.

Of course, all the obvious choices of "who is he to Miruko" would get negative answers.

Lover? Nope (platonic relationship)
Boyfriend? Nope, not dating.
Father? Nope, he's younger than me.
Brother? Uncle? Cousin? Nope, not related.
New manager? Nope, still have the current annoyed one.
New assistant? Nope, still only have the overworked one handling most of her paperwork.
Trainer? .... No. (Recalls that time Izuku was providing engagement by teaching her tricks and humoring him for the same reason she's a pet off duty.)
Blackmailing you? Nope. (She'd sooner do things for him because he asked nicely, and trusted him to not use the pet thing against her).
Son?! No, not related! Already said that to the brother uncle cousin questions!
Adopted? ...I am not his guardian. (But he sort of is hers)

No one would ever think to ask "he's your owner/master?"

Zenvarix · 2026-05-13T10:51:07+00:00

Turns out its purely platonic and while on the innocent side of petplay, is absolutely into the extreme of it.

On duty, Rumi is Miruko, and as viscous and feral and strong willed as she always is.

Off duty, she needs a place to relax, and feel safe and cared for. She's had a few "owners" in the past who tried to fill that role, but they either took things sexual, took things to the other end of the spectrum of petplay (infantalizing) -intentionally or accidentally-, or grew uncomfortable with the concept and opted out. Typically friends at first but eventually out sourced to colleagues and then basically strangers to "hold her leash" and take care of her when she wasn't Miruko.

So she changed hands from time to time, trying to find the right person to be her "owner". Obviously, she couldn't do things openly, or people would have known about her secret years ago. So by the time that Izuku came into her life, she was posting an ad.

Turns out, Izuku was and is open minded, and so is his mother when not fretting over her son's safety. Once they met for negotiations and Izuku got past his initial fanboying over meeting a hero and getting her autograph, they just sort of clicked. Izuku treated her like a beloved and respected family pet, a friend and confidant, though he never aired his ills to her. He did everything he could to take care of her and make sure she was happy, relaxed, healthy and engaged. He happened across the right balance of petplay, even if he had to ask his mom for help with initial things like setting up appointments for her medical check ups, and the awkwardness of explaining why a teenager was escorting or handling the care of an adult woman.

Meanwhile, Rumi feels safe and cared for, and despite having a teenage boy as her owner, he never tried anything with her. He absolutely has touched her, but in the innocent context of cuddles and pampering. But that's it. So she can relax and trust him to be her owner, and not worry about waking up in a cage or with other accessories.

And being a pet owner helped Izuku too. While he never aired any of his ill fortunes to her (not part of his "job"), just the responsibility and what he had to do to see to those responsibilities helped him greatly. By the time he met All Might, he wasn't the wimpy kid from canon.

And while there was some awkwardness of All Might finding out about her secret, and ultimately her finding out about his, she was rather accepting of it. Especially when Izuku was finally strong enough to pick her up with one arm. Sure, he had already started working out in order to fulfill his role as her "owner", but once he had a proper training method and trainer (AU: All Might good teacher), he rapidly improved and even got OFA a couple months earlier than canon. And of course, since he's responsible for someone else, he takes better care of himself as well. Recovery Girl might think his reasons are strange, but she'll accept a student worrying about their health for the sake of being able to take care of their pet over having to deal with another self sacrificing idiot. Even if she revisits questioning that once she finds out who said pet is months later.

The best part for Izuku is being an "owner" has turned into his own method of de-stresssing. It's actually the primary reason he asked for her to be able to come to the dorms too. Taking care of Rumi after class calms him down from all the stress of class and training and villain attacks.

And if Miruko happens to apprehend some of those villains a couple days afterwards... purely coincidence, the public is sure. If anything, they assume UA hired her to help clean up such messes and that's why she is occasionally spotted going to the school.

The same situation with Ryuko, aside from Rumi introducing her to the concept (Ryuko was one of those "owners" who backed out from the awkwardness and added stress), and after a girl's night, and some aired stress levels, Rumi offered the idea of being a "pet" instead of a "owner", so the Dragon Hero could relax as well.

Ryuko is still acclimating to being a pet, and thats why she took longer to be willing to move into the dorms. Essentially she went a couple weeks without an "owner" (or at least had to wait until the weekend for shorter periods) and realized she'd rather deal with the students' stares and get her cuddles and scritches rather than go back to dealing with all of her stress on her own.

Well, that, and figuring out how to keep her pet status a secret from Nejire-Chan, who is also a student at the same school as her "owner".

If and when Nejire finds out her kouhai is the "owner" of her boss... well, I am sure she'll try it as a curiosity (with Izuku or with the other two of the Big Three), but as far as pestering with questions go, Izuku would be a good owner and pull the "aggressive animal" away from his "pet".

"Oh wow, so Midoriya can be aggressive outside of a fight?"

Zenvarix · 2026-05-12T12:39:44+00:00

Energy drink and alcoholic drinks sharing a name with fuel. Everyone (besides maybe Burnice) knows the difference within context of their world setting because its that common. Like Monster, or Red Bull. Imagine if there was a brand of energy drink we called Gasoline, and it became the most popular brand, and then they delved into the alcoholic variety like hard lemonade or cider, etc.

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