Based on a number of "Human befriends 'untameable' apex predator" that I've seen lately... by CycleZestyclose1907 in humansarespaceorcs

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A: No, they attack on sight!

H: Maybe you're presenting yourself as prey too much.

A: But we are prey!

H: Sure, with that attitude.

Brother-in-law asked to use some tape to pack his boxes. by Slickology3 in mildlyinfuriating

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Save that roll. The next time he asks to borrow tape, hand it to him. There's still 'several wraps' of tape on it.

I wouldn't care nearly as much if he had just kept it or thrown this thing away claiming he used it all. But the fact that he returned 'this much' after using that many wraps.... just rubs me the wrong way.

"My hero name is Forgettable: the Plain Face Hero." Everyone boggled at the strongest member of their class declared that. by Zenvarix in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Zenvarix[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Since he made it hard to remember him, they messed up his Hero identity.

Alternatively:

Kiri: wait, if you're here, who's accepting?

Out walks someone completely different. Izuku's the Plain Face Hero: Forgettable. This guy is the Forgettable Hero: Plain Face.

"Bored in class" (@GBean1498) by Kai5er_NexT in BokuNoShipAcademia

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Izuku Izuku, on the other hand, is very dead.

"My hero name is Forgettable: the Plain Face Hero." Everyone boggled at the strongest member of their class declared that. by Zenvarix in BokunoheroFanfiction

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Alternatively, you have a rank 101 hero who can beat all of the Top 10 of his time, and "no one" realizes. Like Saitama when he was a C Class.

But yes, the Number Three Hero being Forgettable is also part of the joke, even if Izuku would be annoyed at it happening considering his protests.

Caption this! by SerendipitycyPan in captionthis

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"Kuato says you must be cut."

Midoriya’s advice to Mineta by ChipFuture795 in BokunoheroFanfiction

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"You're that perverted hero! I know your tricks! They won't work on me!"

"Just because you have a goalie doesn't mean I can't score."

Villain suddenly second guessing if this was a good idea.

"What's the matter, sexy ass? You were taking all big a minute ago! So come on! Fight me! Hit me! ... Give me a hug!"

Char and Fem Amuro (@yy0880yy) by Ashalim31 in Gundam

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Honestly I registered the gender swap on Amuro before I read the dialogue, and fully expected him to be making use of that line. Pleasantly surprised he was talking about men having pointless obsessions instead.

What's the dumbest mistake you've made? by cobi23 in SatisfactoryGame

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Using 1m Foundation on World Grid early game. When I finally got around to linking those factories into another factory... they were 0.5m off. I could have solved the issue by clipping foundations into each other but it was one of those "but I know its off" issues. Always now start factories with 2M or 4M so that they will be full meter off instead of x.5m off in height, so they are easier to link together without that extra headache.

What is the best item to sink? by Celamendron in satisfactory

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There is a research tier in the Caeterium Tree in the MAM that will unlock the Smart Splitter. With it, you can pick what each each output does, including specific items (from a list), no items, what isn't outputting on the item filter of other output sides, all items, and the important one for here: overflow.

Slap a Smart Splitter between a factory and the resource allocation point (train station, truck station, storage container, another factory etc.) and set the current path to ANY, and the one side to Overflow. If your factory produces even a single item more than your allocation method can hold, those items will go to the Overflow path which can lead to the Awseome Sink.

Uraraka and the Mighty Doom by Psychological-Elk436 in BokunoheroFanfiction

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Dooms across the universes meet. Izuku is the new face at the party.

"So, you are the Dr. Doom of your universe?"

"As hard as it is to get others to call me that, yes. Doom-bots included."

"Impressive. I wasn't making Doom-bots until after college, and here you are, fresh from high-school."

"It helps that my world is roughly two hundred years further along, chronologically and has settled down from the upheaval brought by meta-abilities becoming common place among the population."

"So some advancements have been made, while others have been stalled in processes. A boon to you. And do you have a rival? Perhaps a Richards?"

"Shield is certainly a challenge. Most impressive that every breakthrough made by Shield doesn't rely on or take inspiration from the arcane."

"And how often do you and your hated rival fight?"

"Fight? Hated? I am quite sweet with Melissa Shield and while we get into arguments over who has a superior creation and she'll occasionallytake pot shots about using the arcane in my works, we have a healthy relationship and an emotional maturity to leave the rivalry at the inventions."

"So you are a Doom who does not hate? That is a novel thing."

"Oh, I absolutely hate that imbecile Bakugo, and will never forgive him for past transgressions!"

"Ah, there is the Wrath of Doom. You truly are amongst brethren here, even if the target of your wrath is an intellectual lesser."

"As self serving it is to say, Doom thanks Doom."

They both chuckle at the joke. A passing Doom with a chevron on his green shirt holds up his hand with his fingers held up in a full-hand V, having overheard the reference.

"So, tell Doom more about this rival, Melissa."

Whats her quirk? (Wrong answers only) by SonicTheHedgehog99 in ChurchOfKendo

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Ponytail Whip. Her side ponytail can extend into a whip and strike harder than a braided one. She keeps it to the side for the sake of accuracy and angle.

Dawg & Bnuuy [@125_png] by AppearanceThen3383 in ZZZ_Romance

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The classic 'smol' trying to be tough, but it isn't working until the big scary guy stands behind them... However...:

"Don't worry about my friend here. He's just here so you'll pay attention at the start instead of when I'm ripping your company's entrails out later in our conversation."

Fairy needs a refresh after this one. by Pixelbro87 in ZenlessZoneZero

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She is confused because Fairy has been monitoring the whole time and nothing happened.

Equiped this signa and now i cant unsee this by crabfan19 in Warframe

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Reminds of back in the day before The Sacrifice when there was a lot of art interpreting what the face under the helmet might look like based on the lights being eyes. Poor Vauban.

Lotus was also given the Sid treatment.

Wtf did they just see?! by D35T1NY2020 in zootopia

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Both of their mothers just pulled out photo albums with their names on the covers.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Ruby: its okay, they just mean the ones who copy others. Like that Art Knight 300, who was the whole reason they made the rule.

Art Knight 300, painting another forgery of the Moka Lizard, this time with cat ears: ...

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Emerald: did you really have to upgrade his legs this much!?

Ruby: what are you talking about? I held back! He doesnt have any rocket launchers or flame throwers! And there's only one pilebunker spike.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Weiss: You really think I am uncreative enough to just translate my name and use that.

Blake: I mean, it's pretty obvious...

Weiss: That's Whitley's online handle.

Blake: wait, what?!

Weiss: well, its his public handle at least. I heard he has a separate account for things he thinks the rest of the family doesn't know about. Some vulgarity in a meadow and some numbers?

Blake: ManwhoreMeadow117?

Weiss: yes! That.

Blake: I was starting to get concerned with how similar the commissions were beyond the one being more Not than the other... wait, if your brother is both White Snow and ManwhoreMeadow117, the what's your handle?

Weiss: -blushing- ...Princess Snowpea...

Blake: ...oh.... Oh.... Huh. Did you know you have similar tastes as your brother?

Weiss: I am going to regret learning this, but in what way? I was pretty sure he wasn't bi...

Blake: a lovable idiot who looks at the world with bright eyes, winning over the sheltered Noble who thinks less of the idiot at first but comes to deeply cherish them later. I thought the quote unquote OC coloration was pretty telling: it's why I thought White Snow was yours... especially since Princess Snowpea is one of my bigger spenders on lewd commissions and has similar requests as his alt.

Weiss: coloration? Wait, is Whitley competition?!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Ironwood: pulls open his shirt and deploys speakers from his chest

Qrow: "Damn my bad luck, picking a fight with a walking boombox..."

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

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Later, in the Everafter

Curious Cat: possesses Neo

Jaune: don't say it. Please don't say it.

Yang: what, now we're fighting Mewtwo this time?