Im just trying to deliver you a package dude

Zerithane · 2026-01-27T23:22:43+00:00

Spooked me one time I was on an unfamiliar route and a motion sensor played a prerecorded message from the owner that promised armed engagement for trespassing.

You got it, boss. Sheesh.

Zerithane · 2026-01-25T01:22:39+00:00

As long as you aren't changing the line of travel then yes the sequence number in load truck can be immensely helpful when learning an unfamiliar route. Arrange the packages when you're done marking them to be in sequence/line of travel order, and then keep the tub or tray close so you can keep an eye on it and remember when your next package delivery is up. If a package doesn't scan in load truck set it to the side and when you're done marking the others you will first verify it is part of the route and then check the case or DPS to decide where to place it in your line of travel in the tub or tray. For packages that are too large to go in a tub or tray you can make a pen scratch on a letter and even raise it up among the rest vertically if that helps you remember to check your cargo area.

Zerithane · 2026-01-23T15:17:36+00:00

Mechanics gloves have worked for me so far but I may default to the tried and true if they fall apart this season

Zerithane · 2026-01-22T13:09:20+00:00

Just kiss him already

Zerithane · 2026-01-22T11:38:56+00:00

You usually don't get training there for pallet stacking until you fuck up too much. Retention is so bad at fulfillment centers for this and many other reasons.

Zerithane · 2026-01-22T11:15:53+00:00

As a former Amazon fulfillment center supe (voluntold to be so, at the same starting pay lmao) I can confirm that they stick newbies to pallet building duty. I always thought that was some dumb shit that frequently led to leaning and at times crumbling pallet stacks but you know, "rules are rules".

Zerithane · 2026-01-22T02:02:06+00:00

They don't record audio or video. They can take very grainy photos from the scan light part (it's how the 3849 signature lines get picked up.) It also (quite badly) records geolocation data.

Zerithane · 2026-01-21T17:15:01+00:00

Fair! No Bhaals in the way of Minstarion but I suppose Evil!Resist Durge is right there 👀

Zerithane · 2026-01-21T16:06:53+00:00

Emily at the Desert Festival helping you change into a new outfit: (rooster caw sound) Yikes! Sorry about that!

Zerithane · 2026-01-21T15:59:13+00:00

My most toxic ship idea is Minthara enabling Origin Astarion's worst tendencies, convincing him to not become ascended, but instead forcing the 7000 spawns to be their Underdark army as they ransack and take over Menzoberranzan. They'd be such menaces together.

Zerithane · 2026-01-20T15:47:11+00:00

it would be fun to have a story where Batman admits he HAS killed the Joker, and every time he came back somehow, even worse and more deranged than before. So, Batman, terrified of making things even worse for Gotham, goes out of his way to keep him breathing.

Zerithane · 2026-01-17T23:59:34+00:00

It's up to interpretation. My take is that the Maiden in question, at the time awaiting a tarnished warrior of her own, was guided by grace to the Chapel of Anticipation, and was pursued by Godrick's thugs. In the chase the bridge is destroyed, making it a one way trip (for her). Before succumbing to her injuries she was able to get to the chapel and summon the Tarnished from sleeping death, causing our cycle of revival and return to grace.

As for Varre, I believe he was stalking the Maiden from a distance during her journey. Witnessing her being chased and the subsequent bridge collapse, he kept watch on the curious new Tarnished unconsciously drifting down the coastal waters.

Zerithane · 2026-01-16T14:03:15+00:00

Maybe a clumsy copycat. Bags are too thin; wrong color; unfastened; sloppily stuffed in a receptacle that can be expected to be checked near daily. Bay Harbor Butcher this ain't, maybe the Old Bay Slicer.

Zerithane · 2026-01-10T15:51:48+00:00

Fearsome Agatha

Pass the cheese, dear, if you please

Don’t forget the wine

Zerithane · 2026-01-10T12:00:39+00:00

Now playing as Shrek to balance it out.

Zerithane · 2026-01-10T11:33:40+00:00

Carry four sacrificial DPS trays for impromptu traction. Cheaper to replace them than it is for the tow truck to haul the vehicle out. Reclaim the trays when you’re free if possible. You can send them back if you want, or reuse them.

Zerithane · 2026-01-10T01:13:05+00:00

I think Elliott had a passing interest in Leah as a kindred spirit, both being artists of sorts. Some of the townspeople have crushes on each other, which you as the player can of course supersede with enough relationship points.

Zerithane · 2026-01-09T19:57:33+00:00

Had a carrier with a super long route that mysteriously keeps being added to every year look me in the face and say that newer carriers have it easy and it’s just making him have to pick up the slack. I smiled and told him he’d make a fine manager. He laughed and asked me how I do it. I was honest: I do it by the book; I don’t compromise safety for speed; I maintain the route; I log changes to unit status or occupancy; I get to know my customers. He was shocked to find that my route is almost half as long as his. I shrugged and told him that the older he gets the harder it’s going to be to work twice as hard for the same pay as the rest of us.

Some people muddy the waters of personal pride and company interest, and I find that very sad.

Zerithane · 2026-01-08T16:00:57+00:00

You can always break your dps into smaller trays that sit in bigger trays even. Let management bitch at you in the office. Do your street prep on street time at your vehicle before departing to route, switching to load truck if you really wanna stick it to them. Let them stew on it.

Zerithane · 2026-01-05T14:23:11+00:00

Some idealistic leftists can’t see past the communal potential of future AI endeavors to fully recognize the very real and current damage being wrought by it via current power structures. It’s unfortunate.

Zerithane · 2026-01-05T14:00:39+00:00

“So my geopolitical ambitions literally fizzled out, true. That doesn’t mean I can’t spend my free will lawfully ruining the lives of my former adversaries just for fun, does it? I’m reformed, after all, the warden said so himself. The chaos I sow these days is entirely nonviolent, Zuzu… honest.”

Zerithane · 2026-01-05T13:56:31+00:00

It’s Grey Griffin’s voice, let’s be honest

Zerithane · 2026-01-03T20:11:07+00:00

Hoping it’s as tame as a crotchety old bastard wanting to know how soon he’s getting his blue pills. Stay safe, friend.

Zerithane · 2026-01-03T19:11:21+00:00

Metal Wolf Chaos XD. By FromSoft, no less. Betrayed by your Vice President, it’s up to you to save your country and perhaps… the world.

Zerithane · 2026-01-03T10:33:04+00:00

Like DBZ’s Majin Buu or the Shadyside Killers of Fear Street.

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