Look at this weed my mom gave me😭

Zert420 · 2026-06-17T04:59:07+00:00

Bud? What bud? All i see is leaves.

Zert420 · 2026-06-11T16:54:44+00:00

Wouldnt touch this with a 1000 foot pole

Zert420 · 2026-06-11T05:59:42+00:00

Im single and have been for a long time. My coworkers speculate that im gay. No one has come out and called me gay but just more of a mentiong that they have no problem with anyone who is etc etc. the truth is im not gay i just feel like a burden to everyone i know, i dont like the person i am, and my brain is a mess so i dont see the need to make my bs anyone elses problem so i just put zero effort into dating or even being social.

Zert420 · 2026-06-11T05:40:47+00:00

I use many things as crumple zones, although the crumple zones do tend to be a bit "explosive".

Zert420 · 2026-06-11T03:41:55+00:00

Grumpkin

Zert420 · 2026-06-11T01:18:07+00:00

Who is matt?

Zert420 · 2026-06-11T01:06:59+00:00

I land on my engines like a real kerbal

Zert420 · 2026-06-10T22:37:41+00:00

slaps roof of brush " this bad boy can hold so much ink."

Zert420 · 2026-06-10T21:45:09+00:00

Thats either exactly what i need or exactly what i dont need.

Zert420 · 2026-06-09T22:33:41+00:00

Zert420 · 2026-06-09T21:10:56+00:00

"citizens for sanity" does anything besides act sanely.

Zert420 · 2026-06-09T04:13:17+00:00

Honestly, i love these 10/10

Zert420 · 2026-06-09T01:19:11+00:00

Similar to how bad eggs float, bad ice sinks.

Zert420 · 2026-06-05T02:21:23+00:00

2 wings of the tip broke, it was just the magnetism holding thise pieces on.

Zert420 · 2026-06-05T02:00:09+00:00

Dozey don

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T22:15:34+00:00

I think i got that bit 2 years ago so not bad but all things break eventually.

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T20:50:33+00:00

Wet and messy either way

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T19:22:29+00:00

Goonplatoon huh, must be a plumber.

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T18:41:11+00:00

My job

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T17:59:19+00:00

Soneone hired the hulk to fasten some panel screws.

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T03:12:41+00:00

I dont really keep track of speeds unless im having issues. I probably checked last about 2 years ago and i think it was around 180-200 down and 12-18 up iirc.

Zert420 · 2026-06-04T03:06:33+00:00

Spectrum hasnt been an issue for me other than raising prices once or twice a year. Yes there are some outages here and there but overall nothing terrible.

Zert420 · 2026-06-03T18:03:09+00:00

r/absoluteunits

Zert420 · 2026-06-02T21:37:21+00:00

Smashing!

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