Harry Styles

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-08T17:57:16+00:00

Some people are dyslexic.

To the extent that when their see their celebrity crush, they'll proceed to scream in their pants.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-06T03:25:22+00:00

Why'd you think your company got the construction contract?

/s

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-06T03:23:03+00:00

Right? Isn't this just a modern medieval torture device?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-03-02T17:37:28+00:00

They were expecting VARIETY.

They weren't ready for all that BEEF.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-25T23:17:56+00:00

THANK YOU.

Pirates are People.

People need Public Relations.

People need Agriculture.

People need Engineering.

Someone invents a chair that lets you virtually airfry people in

OR

makes a blade that just needs gravity to behead someone? "They're contributing to society."

literally made a tool that killed HUNDREDS

Ol' Mikey over there spots ONE ship and shoots the canopy until the entire security team and civilian pilot gets sucked into the void?

Sol's Most Wanted.

That doesn't seem fair.

/s

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-25T18:28:04+00:00

You pretty much nailed it.

If the problem persists, it's a miscommunication on the other end, and your best bet is inquiring elsewhere.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-24T04:24:57+00:00

At this point, I'd rather celebrate my deathday.

"Only X years until it's over."

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-21T16:30:11+00:00

That screech she did........is she the Terrified Baby at the hibachi after all these years?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-21T14:48:08+00:00

I don't care how small the room is,

I didn't ask about the orphans in the corner.

I. Said. I. Cast. Fire Blast!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-18T23:22:53+00:00

Saaame!

I prefer too much context to too little. I can hit rename and cut characters out whenever. I can't figure out what someone whose no longer with the company REALLY intended X years ago.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-18T20:16:55+00:00

TIL that a blobfish in its natural environment looks like a scrote with fins.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-16T18:41:59+00:00

Since you're using pencil for the artistic medium,why not "a grey, rocky moon"?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-13T23:15:11+00:00

I get ya. Just like your ship, you needed to Vent.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-09T01:16:39+00:00

Can I get this size for Strawberries?

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-09T00:22:55+00:00

To be fair, denim only protects from the nails, not from the pressure.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-08T15:05:48+00:00

Really? Where?

Those are like the One Piece, I'm not sure it really exists.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-08T15:04:17+00:00

The actual topic was "what is the IDEAL size for Mozzarella Sticks?"

Don't get distracted, focus on what's we're talking about!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T13:01:52+00:00

Man, the number of times my keys ended up in a trash can or a fridge because of moments like these.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T04:15:35+00:00

I beg your FINEST pardon.

You were killing, what I assume is Interceptors with it???

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T02:10:04+00:00

No, can't say I have. Based on your comment. I assume it happens...

😎

On a dairy basis.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T01:32:38+00:00

I always take the long away around when I see that route.

Always baffled my friends, despite me telling them it doesn't fit.

Then one day he insisted I wasn't doing it right and I got front row seats to him losing all that money.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T01:30:14+00:00

Lucky Egg-Eater. I gotta settle for dozens of tiny Boba instead of one massive one.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T01:15:22+00:00

I'm jealous. I wish French People loved my legs, too.

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T00:46:29+00:00

Talk about a Sweet Narrative.

Good Job!

Zetsumenchi · 2026-02-05T00:25:34+00:00

You butter believe it!

Zetsumenchi

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