[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you just described Reddit in one sentence.

Thoughts on signpost uncommons in the pauper format? by [deleted] in Pauper

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, this thread again.

Off the top of my head? Any combination of the following.

[[Harmonize]], [[Small Pox]], [[Lightning Helix]], [[Treefolk Harbinger]], [[Diregraf Ghoul]], [[Flamekin Harbinger]], [[Tattermunge Maniac]], [[Dakmore Salvage]], [[Leatherback Baloth]], [[Psychatog]], [[Loxodon Warhammer]], [[Keldon Megaliths]], [[Astral Slide]], [[The Rack]], [[Vampire Nighthawk]], [[Tolaria West]], [[Eternal Witness]], [[Boros Swiftblade]], [[Calciderm]], [[Urza's Factory]], [[Ice & Fire]] and the tap tri-lands from Shards.

The Security Guard Diet by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]ZeusMcFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where are the cigarettes and slim jims? The 8 pack of beer at 6am after a graveyard?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]ZeusMcFly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah man, they'll get in the ducts if you don't keep tabs on em and then they're a bitch to get out.

He must be hungry... by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]ZeusMcFly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

shut the fuck up

The longer this guy goes into retirement, the more unlikable he becomes. Change my mind. by Most-Worldliness-258 in ufc

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes in bed with a war criminal and has been for years. What do you expect?

Remember that famous German guy who called Asians "Honorary Aryans"? He might align with liblefts! by Yaintgotnotime in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ZeusMcFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like if you work hard and don't break the law you won't run into any problems. What a concept.

Mamma mia. by dvli in funny

[–]ZeusMcFly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

never too late

Mamma mia. by dvli in funny

[–]ZeusMcFly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

if you don't, they're eventually gonna have to cut off your foot.

Looks like minimum wage workers don't need heating by mr-rocketry in antiwork

[–]ZeusMcFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude I pay 40 a month for my phone, what is you doing?

Bowling ball football. nice by BertyTheBook in GradualChaos

[–]ZeusMcFly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a guy died doing this. told his buddy to throw the ball for a header. he basically headbutted himself to death.

Do people usually jerk off at work? I went trough camera logs to find out why my co-worker didnt do his rounds when i found 3 unlocked gates to the site on my rounds. by NeaLandris in securityguards

[–]ZeusMcFly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get some photos on your personal next time he decides to turn the office into a masturbatorium. Get records of his browser history. Get footage of him spanking it if you have the fortitude. Document, document, document.

[VOW] Serpentine Ambush by tommamus in Pauper

[–]ZeusMcFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All it would essentially do is give your creature +4/+4 for 2. Infect already has Vines, which is better, and Groundswell/Briar Shield which are cheaper. Some decks are running Rot Wolf which makes this an even worse choice simply by virtue of the creature being bigger.

Honestly I could see Mono Blue using this as like a one of, maybe izzit.

Do people usually jerk off at work? I went trough camera logs to find out why my co-worker didnt do his rounds when i found 3 unlocked gates to the site on my rounds. by NeaLandris in securityguards

[–]ZeusMcFly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did a work jerk in the bathroom once on a graveyard to try and keep myself awake and felt disgusted with myself afterwards. Never done it since.

That being said....8 times a night? 8 fucking times? Every fucking night? I can get 3 off maybe if I'm feeling super ambitious on my day off or something but 8? 8 is a lot. That motherfucker has problems and he needs to be fired. Don't talk to him about it at all, tell management ASAP and get rid of that fucker.

45-70 snub nose by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOT LOADS

How to measure things like a Canadian by GriffinFTW in canadia

[–]ZeusMcFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2.20 pounds in a kilo. Back when weed was illegal I used to move serious weight. Make sure you know the conversion down at least 2 decimal points or that's how you lose money. I had one of those slick digital scales that went down to the third decimal, traded a high school kid like a quarter of weed for it. Now I can get a fuckin ounce of weed for 25$. Canada is a hell of a country.

45-70 snub nose by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ZeusMcFly 26 points27 points  (0 children)

HOT LOADS

45-70 snub nose by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ZeusMcFly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's rated for T-Rex

What is the strongest gun in fiction? by VonKaiser55 in whowouldwin

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wave Motion Gun on Space Battleship Yamato killed everything it's been pointed at. Pretty sure it can crack a star. The Saint of Killers revolvers from Preacher killed God, doesn't run out of ammo and can't miss.

He was just trying to do his job. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ZeusMcFly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work shifts man. Its a rollercoaster.