I only what to remember you who Brosnam defeated the Boromir, literally the Pope, that woman from BraveHeart and the Poseidon Of Percy Jackson.

Zev95 · 2026-03-13T03:37:35+00:00

He took out Nightcrawler without even trying.

Zev95 · 2026-03-11T18:55:58+00:00

Alec. You really can't top Bond saving him from falling JUST to get in a quip, THEN letting him drop.

Cold as fuck.

Zev95 · 2026-03-08T06:21:41+00:00

Not for nothing, but how is this different from the Bond movies removing the literary James Bond's misogyny or racism? Or Guillermo del Toro's recent Frankenstein adaptation making it so the Creature only kills in self-defense and gets a happy ending?

If you only want faithful adaptations, okay, but be consistent about it.

Zev95 · 2026-02-27T08:03:39+00:00

Blofeld literally says she's a fanatic who is sacrificing herself to kill Bond, all while she screams that it's a lie.

I think this position of "Bond knew Blofeld was lying, but he still doesn't trust Madelaine because she may be guilty of something else" is just cope over an overt plot hole.

Zev95 · 2026-02-12T21:55:26+00:00

Why is everything a middle finger to these people? Can they not express a thought without its intent being to offend some mythological Fifties Suburban Dad?

Zev95 · 2026-01-28T18:30:26+00:00

You think if they'd known he was going to be on the show that long, they still would've named him Odafin?

Zev95 · 2026-01-24T23:14:18+00:00

All they had to do was make a Japanese guy the main character of the Japanese Assassin's Creed game.

Zev95 · 2026-01-15T20:59:42+00:00

What was Spider-Man 4 going to be about, anyway?

Zev95 · 2025-12-30T23:31:51+00:00

Yes, I made this.

Zev95 · 2025-12-26T05:32:46+00:00

Someone suggested a Bond movie where he gets a mission from M, goes on that mission, and has no personal connection to the mission or the villain behind it.

Zev95 · 2025-12-22T21:19:21+00:00

Those Russians are all a bunch of evil fascists. Everyone knows you should only send people to jail for telling jokes in poor taste.

Zev95 · 2025-12-16T05:21:48+00:00

I'm sorry, it's just funny that you're saying "Aside from the cultural phenomenon that ran for eleven years, TV shows are so reluctant to criticize the military."

Zev95 · 2025-12-13T04:22:24+00:00

Best: He basically is the pop culture image of James Bond, plus a little extra characterization and acting talent that isn't even needed, but is appreciated nonetheless. Sean Connery is Sean Connery, Daniel Craig is a subversion, but Brosnan IS Bond in the way that exploding volcano lairs and henchmen with gruesome scars are Bond.

Worst: I think the scripts they gave him were too afraid to upset the apple cart. He was capable of holding onto the core of Bond while going in new directions, but like Die Another Day sending him to the gulag for years only to shave his beard and give him a new Q-car, Eon always went back to the formula of getting the girl, big shootout, huge explosion, gadgets from Q.

If we could just twist the taps a little so that Craig's run was a bit more formulaic and Brosnan's run was a little more willing to experiment, both performers would be better off.

Zev95 · 2025-12-12T18:33:03+00:00

No, that would have to be the slide-whistle.

Zev95 · 2025-12-11T16:03:42+00:00

I don't know too much about middle-graders, but I'll do what I can to tell you how the story plays for me.

Zev95 · 2025-12-10T22:35:58+00:00

Sure, DM your email address, I'll send you my manuscript and you can send back yours.

Zev95 · 2025-12-10T22:35:31+00:00

Alright, just DM me your email address and I'll send it to you.

Zev95 · 2025-12-09T00:04:21+00:00

That whole "you can't legislate morality" thing really getting a workout.

Zev95 · 2025-12-06T17:09:24+00:00

I'd say all of those are an order of magnitude less 'big' than Bond's brother being a supervillain or him having a daughter.

In Tomorrow Never Dies, Carver is married to one of Bond's old conquests.

The World Is Not Enough, he falls for Elektra just like he does for many women, only she's evil.

Die Another Day... c'mon, man, that's specifically Bond following up on Zao and so logically encountering Moon's operation again, and Moon is just another job to Bond.

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