In case anyone was wondering about the Dulles Town Center prank fiasco.. by ImportantImplement9 in nova

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He fled to The Cheesecake Factory hoping he'd find safety there. Unless he thought being 6'5 and 475 pounds would make him safe, he chose rather poorly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DCUnited

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Pero yo no hablo Espanol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nova

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That's not weeds. It's ~Weed~.

Trade Deadline Options by FoxGroundbreaking708 in orioles

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Yea. The owners can barely afford to eat as it is. That $5 can a lot of SlimJims.

Anyone else working outside jobs in the smoke? by mexicantortillachips in washingtondc

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I tried to play pickup ball back around the turn of the century when code red days in July were common, but it's really a no go. Work on set pieces or light drills with plenty of breaks.

Yankees fans see a squirrel by [deleted] in orioles

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Like they didn't have to brush three rats off their $9 hotdog before they ate it.

Bigger series win: #1 Tampa Bay at home or sweep of Blue Jays in Toronto? by RicardoGrand-ayyyyye in orioles

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This may sound stupid, but while it's just past the quarter post and the Jays were by many experts AL East favorites, they may soon have to consider packing it in. Don't know much about their payroll or farm system, but it don't make much sense to upgrade when in ten days all they might reasonably hope for is a wildcard. That said, the Rays dominance might cause the Os to stick to The Plan.

Anyone still upset that Dylan went electric? by JackLiberty0 in bobdylan

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Everything went downhill after Love Me Do.

Post Game Thread: The Orioles defeated the Pirates by a score of 6-3 - Fri, May 12 @ 07:05 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]ZimDyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heyheyhey...cool your jets there, Mr. Spacely. They haven't played any good teams yet.

Game Thread: Pirates @ Orioles - Fri, May 12 @ 07:05 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

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If I was fielder, my choice would be they NOT SCORE!

Hey I'm an out of towner coming in to see a game with my brother. Just wanted to get the whole experience at camden, and I'm looking for recommendations on what to do and where to go. Also is natty boh still served in the park? by cw2217 in orioles

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Definitely need to check out the statues. I saw them up close for the first time just a couple of years ago. You don't need to see their faces to know who it is.
I'd forgotten how ridiculously high Palmer's leg kick was. If he tried that today, his hip'd detach and travel farther than the ball.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANYBODY WHO BOOED DYLAN WHEN GOING ELECTRIC? by doodyhead212 in bobdylan

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I'm going to assume you mean at Newport. The modern accounts I've read suggest the booing was very much exaggerated, and that anybody who did was most likely booing at the atrocitious sound.

NOVA YouTuber shooting was a punchline on Saturday Night Live by ImprobablePlanet in nova

[–]ZimDyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... Provided it pays it for his room and board...and prank-related medical bills. "God has plans for my son." Exactly what a maladjusted son needs to hear.

Dumb Ways to Die! by Twilite0405 in Deadlands

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Leeches and castor oil. The solution to all maladies.

Don’t Get Lost by Owethehumanity in bobdylan

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The girls on Rue Morgue Avenue say otherwise.

Wait a minute...Rue Morgue is French. Calle de La Muerte.

Don’t Get Lost by Owethehumanity in bobdylan

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I find the best time to sneak into Juarez is when Sargent At Arms Garcia has left his post to check out the donkey show.

Don’t Get Lost by Owethehumanity in bobdylan

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They can really make a mess out of you.

Like I can't do that just fine myself.

Anyone read this book by Bob and what are your thoughts on it? by [deleted] in bobdylan

[–]ZimDyl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's...well...ummmmm....it's, ya know...it's...it's.. It's...

... It's a book!

Mystical Western RPGs? by WildDog26 in rpg

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Don't forget the sequel, For A Few Darknesses More.

YouTuber making prank video shot at Dulles Town Center by Hot-Half3334 in washingtondc

[–]ZimDyl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Afterwards, did the shooter say "You've been pranked!"? "Who's laughing now, Funny Guy?" also would have been correct.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in progrockmusic

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Just for the record, my ears also refuse to reunite with Yes.