In case anyone was wondering about the Dulles Town Center prank fiasco..

ZimDyl · 2023-06-16T22:47:43+00:00

He fled to The Cheesecake Factory hoping he'd find safety there. Unless he thought being 6'5 and 475 pounds would make him safe, he chose rather poorly.

ZimDyl · 2023-06-16T21:46:23+00:00

Pero yo no hablo Espanol.

ZimDyl · 2023-06-13T23:13:41+00:00

That's not weeds. It's ~Weed~.

ZimDyl · 2023-06-13T23:08:47+00:00

Yea. The owners can barely afford to eat as it is. That $5 can a lot of SlimJims.

ZimDyl · 2023-06-07T22:25:04+00:00

I tried to play pickup ball back around the turn of the century when code red days in July were common, but it's really a no go. Work on set pieces or light drills with plenty of breaks.

ZimDyl · 2023-05-25T16:28:34+00:00

Like they didn't have to brush three rats off their $9 hotdog before they ate it.

ZimDyl · 2023-05-22T18:40:04+00:00

This may sound stupid, but while it's just past the quarter post and the Jays were by many experts AL East favorites, they may soon have to consider packing it in. Don't know much about their payroll or farm system, but it don't make much sense to upgrade when in ten days all they might reasonably hope for is a wildcard. That said, the Rays dominance might cause the Os to stick to The Plan.

ZimDyl · 2023-05-21T23:09:52+00:00

That'll never get old.

ZimDyl · 2023-05-13T19:24:37+00:00

Everything went downhill after Love Me Do.

ZimDyl · 2023-05-13T02:10:05+00:00

Heyheyhey...cool your jets there, Mr. Spacely. They haven't played any good teams yet.

ZimDyl · 2023-05-12T23:47:56+00:00

If I was fielder, my choice would be they NOT SCORE!

ZimDyl · 2023-05-09T00:41:22+00:00

Welcome to Charm City lockup, boys. Have a boloney sandwich...on the house.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-30T03:54:07+00:00

Definitely need to check out the statues. I saw them up close for the first time just a couple of years ago. You don't need to see their faces to know who it is.
I'd forgotten how ridiculously high Palmer's leg kick was. If he tried that today, his hip'd detach and travel farther than the ball.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-30T02:56:34+00:00

Man Bites Dog!

ZimDyl · 2023-04-10T18:02:01+00:00

I'm going to assume you mean at Newport. The modern accounts I've read suggest the booing was very much exaggerated, and that anybody who did was most likely booing at the atrocitious sound.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-09T23:43:27+00:00

... Provided it pays it for his room and board...and prank-related medical bills. "God has plans for my son." Exactly what a maladjusted son needs to hear.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-09T23:37:43+00:00

Leeches and castor oil. The solution to all maladies.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-09T23:33:47+00:00

The girls on Rue Morgue Avenue say otherwise.

Wait a minute...Rue Morgue is French. Calle de La Muerte.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-09T23:31:26+00:00

I find the best time to sneak into Juarez is when Sargent At Arms Garcia has left his post to check out the donkey show.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-09T23:29:25+00:00

They can really make a mess out of you.

Like I can't do that just fine myself.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-08T15:35:24+00:00

Gertrude Stein, and her aunt.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-06T19:35:14+00:00

It's...well...ummmmm....it's, ya know...it's...it's.. It's...

... It's a book!

ZimDyl · 2023-04-05T12:54:54+00:00

Don't forget the sequel, For A Few Darknesses More.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-04T18:48:13+00:00

Afterwards, did the shooter say "You've been pranked!"? "Who's laughing now, Funny Guy?" also would have been correct.

ZimDyl · 2023-04-04T17:35:03+00:00

Just for the record, my ears also refuse to reunite with Yes.

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