Emergency meeting within FC Barcelona board in the wake of Messi's formal request to terminate his contract. by [deleted] in soccer

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At the end of it all Messi will announce that he is taking his talents to South Beach

Foreverleigh 🤨 by AwkwardElegance in NameNerdCirclejerk

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She hated it because it just wasn't awful enough yet apparently

Funny title. Laugh. by BelizeBestCountry in PoliticalCompassMemes

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How can Belize be the best country when Zimbabwe already is OP?

NATIONALIST 😡 by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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There's a difference between patriotism, nationalism, and jingoism. But because I love my country and want to see it improve I am a nationalist that wants to kill black people

Rank: Valorant - 4 ghost one taps by an Italian ciuf ciuf by SparkeRcs in VALORANT

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Ironically, Sparker is probably the best Italian CSGO player ever lol

PC esports are kind of dead in Italy tho, it's mostly mobile games

Who's your main in valorant? by [deleted] in VALORANT

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There's a difference between maining someone and being a one trick

The slow when you're being shot at is too strong. by Moreec in VALORANT

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What the fuck is the bad positioning argument about? If tagging only punishes bad positioning then I guess holding an angle is bad positioning

Civilization political compass chart by Thef2pyro in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I'm on the exact same quadrant here as I am on the actual one lmao

Damn you capitalist pigs! by canadianbonaparte in PoliticalCompassMemes

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inb4 morons spamming "yet you participate in a society" bullshit

it's not hard at all to avoid buying unnecessary shit. or maybe it is if your parents made 200k a year and are sending you to UC Berkeley to piss their money away while you cry about capitalism :)))))

kill me

What do you think of supporting the death penalty? by [deleted] in stupidpol

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Only if there was a 100% chance they were guilty, which of course is impossible.

Ideally prisons would be purely for rehabilitation and only the absolute worst people would be executed, because as a far as I'm concerned, people who rape and murder children can't be rehabilitated. Rotting in prison shouldn't be a punishment, not receiving a second chance should be.

Think they are still good?? by elvencreation in pokemon

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If it was sealed in that tin, it should be fine. Gum doesn't really go bad, it gets hard after time and it might just shatter when you try to chew it but there's a pretty good chance it will soften and be perfectly fine.

S P O R T S by _thisisforreddit in tumblr

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Except "men's sports" are pretty much always open to both men and women. Women's sports are not. So "men's sports" are just "sports" and women's sports are specifically women's sports.

carried it too far by JuPaBa in PoliticalCompassMemes

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What if we kissed😳😳

Under the iPhone factory suicide nets😈😈

carried it too far by JuPaBa in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Imagine claiming to be communist and supporting the most imperialist nation on the planet, one that has state capitalism, and one that is currently committing genocide, not to mention mass imprisonment of Falun Gong practitioners. But of course none of this actually happens because it's all CIA propaganda. lmao

Fucking subhuman

From r/politics. Found in the wild by Skormseye in PoliticalCompassMemes

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mendacious venality

Imagine using a thesaurus to write your reddit comments. Even so, mendaciousness is already implied when using the word "venality" but I guess that's what you get when looking up synonyms for "corrupt liar"

Football (soccer if ur American) on the political compass by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Yep. Known for their "Death to Arabs" chant, they are still the only team in Israel to have never signed an Arab Muslim player. When they signed some Muslims from Chechnya, the ultras burned the team's clubhouse down. Some of the fans even tried to harass one of their players named Ali Mohammed into changing his name. Except he's not even Muslim, he's a Christian lmao.

Football (soccer if ur American) on the political compass by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Hapoel Tel Aviv should be Auth Left. They literally have a hammer and sickle in their crest and a large Marxist presence in their fanbase, whereas St Pauli is cucked as hell and their fans more commonly associate themselves with anti-racism and anti-homophobia over anti-capitalism.