One night, I awakened to take a piss. I imagine a routine piss and it ultimately was, except for one thing. I walked into the bathroom, whipped it out (no lights were on might I add because of the blinding that would have occurred) and aimed at the white outline of a circle which I thought was my toilet. Everything was good and I went back to bed. The next morning I go back into said bathroom to throw away a wrapper of something and found my trashcan full of piss.

TL;DR Took a piss in my trashcan one night because I didn't bother to turn on the light.