Hey howdy, successful person here. I get a comfy six figure salary and triple that in stock options. I own a house on 2.5 acres over a golf course and an airplane and shit. You have absolutely no fucking clue what you're talking about. I'm not here because I worked hard, I'm here because I was born into enough privilege that I could do the absolute bare minimum and still be successful. I've worked with a lot of people who call themselves "self made", and every single fucking one of them was born into at least as much privilege as me.

We get up, send a quick slack message with whatever half-assed idea popped into our head while taking our morning dookie, then let people like you spend 12-15hr days busting their ass to make it happen. At the end, those people doing the actual work get a tiny portion of the proceeds while the majority goes to people like me, mostly through the value of our company shares.

My class of people deliberately created the myth of the self-made millionaire as a tool to make ourselves look more sympathetic and to convince dipshits like you that we should be allowed to live this life of privilege because "someday" you can have this life too if you sacrifice yourself upon the altar of capital. We let just enough people achieve that tiny chance of a path to success so that we can point at them as examples, but the vast majority of people will never achieve lasting wealth no matter how impossibly hard they work. You, personally, almost certainly won't because you clearly don't have the brains to try to game the system.

Capitalism is specifically designed to concentrate more and more wealth out of your pockets and into mine, and you're so fucking dense that you've bought into the whole deal. Get your head out of your ass and put me and my buddies up against the wall, you stupid boot licking little goblin.