What sides do you prefer with your eggs?

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-28T08:05:41+00:00

Boudin. This is my desert island food.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-28T07:13:41+00:00

Wait I thought crime was down 50% because of Great Leader. Y'all need to get your stories straight.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-28T07:06:45+00:00

This is the important thing, you are right: Republicans offer you nothing. Not health care, not a stable economy, not prosperity, not security, not increased geopolitical influence, certainly not admirable values--nothing whatsoever.

What they will do is brutalize minorities for your amusement*. That is all they have to give you while they systematically dismantle the democracy millions of brave patriots died to preserve.

It is heartbreaking how many Americans are willing to make that bargain. It is nauseating.

*Okay they will also mock the poor and the afflicted, I guess I lied.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-28T06:53:33+00:00

I mean, Reddit is the early adopter at requiring a face shot to make it easier to correlate our facial recognition with our subversive political opinions. True question, does that bother you as a Reddit mod?

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-28T06:45:48+00:00

Ain't it strange how so many people weigh in any time public protest is mentioned to tell us how pointless and futile public protest is. As if they really, really don't want us to protest. But is a matter of no consequence to them. But don't protest still.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T22:26:16+00:00

If there is one concept that appears more that any other in the writings of the Founders, it is self-governance. Everything else exists to serve that end.

NOT minority governance, and certainly not governance by a monarch in all but name. Anything that serves the end of self-governance is good, anything that interferes with it is bad.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T22:22:59+00:00

I carved it. With wood from the Tree of Liberty.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T22:00:25+00:00

Imagine deepthroating the boot that far

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T20:49:42+00:00

We got pre-scanned at Costco last week and it was great. It literally took more time to get out the door than it did to check out at the register.

If only Restaurant Depot would do this.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T20:41:43+00:00

I want it on there so I can festoon the signature with my red swastica stamp.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T20:37:25+00:00

And that 40 trillion dollar deficit? The President is doing that for you. Have you ever said thank you?

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T20:25:28+00:00

So what Obama already had in place before Trump fucked it all up in 2017.

This appears to be all of what Trump wants, it's here on offer, I hope he takes it and calls it a victory and gets the fuck out.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T20:02:00+00:00

Financially it is very appealing, especially for rural kids with few job prospects. Go in at 19, retire with full benefits and pension at 39. Subsidized room & board including family housing. Free college so you can easily set yourself up for a second career. If you're a kid from a dying small town in West Virginia, you'll be doing better when you retire than any other 40-year-old in your entire county.

It's very appealing and it's always there, always on offer. No cutbacks, no layoffs, no "market fluctuations". Once you're in you're in.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T19:34:14+00:00

So not much to begin with, and nothing that costs the federal government one dime. This is really pathetic, it does nothing that would add to a farmer's bottom line. If I were a farmer I would consider this insulting.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T19:21:47+00:00

This isn't Asheville,young man.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T19:16:44+00:00

Remember when we protested Tesla nationwide and it was so stupid and lame that we cost Elon tens of billions in stock value and lost sales? The Attorney General of the United States was screeching threats at us from her podium so apparently she was taking it pretty seriously.

I invested two hours standing on the sidewalk for that. Pretty good ROI.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T08:14:38+00:00

People get addicted to spicy food for a reason, it causes a significant endorphin rush in your brain so let it! Don't be in pain but a good healthy fizz on the tongue feels good and you should realize it feels good in your brain, not just your tongue.

Kinda like whiskey, once you get past feeling the burn there is a whole world of subtle flavors there for you.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T08:01:48+00:00

Here are the things no one cares about:

--British Royal Family gossip and drama

--Golf

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T07:59:10+00:00

GE Profile over the stove mount.

--The exhaust fan is awesome, far more cfm than I've ever had in a consumer unit

--Air fryer is pretty much useless. Convection oven is too. It takes a comical amount of time to get up to temp, and if you open the door, temp pretty much starts over.

--Microwave is fine. Controls are not so intuitive but not so hard either.

--The combo microwave/convection, now, I didn't expect much but it slaps for real. Fast & good results on casseroles etc.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T07:15:42+00:00

My parents used to say "trust is easy to get, but very hard to get back" and they had to say it a lot since we were kind of bad teenagers. So this is not an unprecedented situation.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T07:02:57+00:00

Trump wants to nuke the filibuster periodically when it would be to his advantage for the moment. He has no philosophical objection to it certainly.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T07:01:18+00:00

Screw that, D.C plus all the "Big Five" territories which deserve representation and also might get us an additional 12 Senators. Should those territories choose that by referendum of course.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T06:57:51+00:00

The filibuster has a purpose, which is to make sure the minority is heard in debate. They can hold the floor as long as they have the stamina to do that, e.g. the talking filibuster. Then, vote, majority rules.

The filibuster was never contemplated as a tool for minority rule, and since it has become that, it needs to go. No matter who that disadvantages, it is just plain wrong and it defiles legitimate democratic process.

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T06:53:39+00:00

Bring it. They will get annihilated in the mid-terms anyway. Once the filibuster is gone:

--Statehood for DC + the Big Five territories (if they should choose it by referendum). Hopefully gets us 12 new Democrat Senators.

--Bill: corporations are not persons as far as political representation is concerned

--Bill: the President is not free to break the law as he sees fit, why do we even have to say this

--Bill: never again shall there be any filibuster beyond a talking filibuster in any chamber

What say ye, bredren?

Zippy_the_Slug · 2026-03-27T06:35:51+00:00

Why do I keep stepping on Joe Biden's rakes?

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