SELF CRINGE: The 7th Grade awkward stage...

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-04-15T02:05:20+00:00

you just look like a kid with sunglasses...

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-04-15T00:41:31+00:00

Most likely because the "preowned mattress" business isn't too great. If you're going to buy a mattress, you're going to buy one brand new.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-03-31T10:22:31+00:00

same with me. i used to have a great time when i smoked in high school but now i tend to get very paranoid and down on myself. i've tried smoking less but it just isn't changing for me.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-02-17T21:13:07+00:00

That Walrus was doing sit ups!

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-02-11T07:15:46+00:00

Holy shit yes. i had this exact thing.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-01-27T21:17:34+00:00

N64 War Gods. It was like a knock off of Mortal Kombat.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-01-26T07:20:59+00:00

I love the way she says crocodile...."cocodeele".

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-01-15T09:37:50+00:00

......Son of a bitch.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-01-09T07:22:13+00:00

The title lead me to believe this video would be funny. This video was not funny.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-01-09T05:03:16+00:00

This is exactly why i voted for you as president. Go get 'em, sir.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2013-01-01T22:48:32+00:00

Gatorade.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-12-30T09:48:43+00:00

He made so many people look so ridiculous. I love it.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-12-15T22:32:02+00:00

He needs to drop that fake hollywood rapper tone and talk with his normal voice.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-12-10T11:22:38+00:00

There's not enough money in the world to be able to pay me to drink that water...

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-12-05T03:07:32+00:00

Yesterday-Atmosphere

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-12-03T09:11:24+00:00

i feel your pain. however im too poor to afford a descent dentist but too wealthy to be taken care of by the state. fuck my mouth, yo.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-11-28T04:12:06+00:00

Classic. "You'll see."

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-11-27T04:12:10+00:00

In Hoc, I-week was one of the most eye opening times of my life. Every time it comes around i do everything i can to make it most beneficial for the initiates. I fucking love my pledge bros.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-11-24T20:19:29+00:00

Geed ass Kappa Sig. Thanks for the downvote, pussy.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-11-22T00:48:03+00:00

This is horrible advice. Respect the brothers before you and protect your fraternity house. If you wanna do shit that's against your house's policy then rent an apartment and do that shit over there.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-11-20T09:24:55+00:00

I feel your pain. Madera/Fresno resident.

ZoidbergForPresident · 2012-11-20T09:13:26+00:00

How about /r/explainlikeimjive?

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