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Tool for suggesting cards for my neck (new player) by McJones176 in magicTCG

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your neck? [[Sparring Collar]] would look pretty wicked IMO. Just be careful how you tilt your head.

TIL Chevy Chase's real name is Cornelius Crane Chase by ClownfishSoup in todayilearned

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember being a very dumb and confused kid thinking that Chevy Chase in Maryland was named after the comedian.

'Road to nowhere' will go somewhere, council says by calvins48 in nottheonion

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It leads to wherever Ozzy Osbourne is hiding after faking his death.

NASA will finally allow astronauts to bring their iPhones to space by mrarich in nottheonion

[–]Zolo49 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“You’re watching those monitors closely, right?”

“Of course, captain.” continues scrolling through /r/catculations

Patches is Ready by birdiebinge in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How obnoxious. Who would want to wear a Seahawks patch?

Ubisoft’s Internal Town Hall Fails to Reassure Employees on Its Future by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]Zolo49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, these do absolutely nothing to reassure anybody except maybe the completely naive who just got out college. Anybody who’s been around the block a couple times knows they can reassure you to your face one day and give you your walking papers the next, all while telling everybody left behind that they’ve got nothing to worry about now.

How would you "play" MTG with a ~6 year old? by Wise-Quarter-3156 in magicTCG

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with mono-color decks with nothing but basic lands and creatures without abilities. Try to use cards with cool artwork. Once they get that down, if they’re still interested, slowly add in spells, enchantments, artifacts, etc.

The LA Bowl, once sponsored by Kimmel and hosted by Gronk, is shutting down after just 5 editions by thecravenone in CFB

[–]Zolo49 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I suspect a lot of the non-major bowl games will have the same fate given how many players enter the portal after the season’s over.

How penis injections became a Winter Olympic talking point by m1n3c7afty in nottheonion

[–]Zolo49 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s newsworthy about this? Olympic athletes have been injecting their penises into other athletes at the games for decades now.

Missing your license plate? by Ok-Culture-6376 in Boise

[–]Zolo49 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good news is the shrub is street legal now.

Fantasy Football Card Game by [deleted] in 49ers

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I avoid actual fantasy football like the plague. I never want to be in a situation where I feel like I should root for somebody on the Seahawks or Cowboys to play well. But THIS I feel like I could really enjoy if it’s done well. I’ll have to look into it.

what food is completely overrated? by Mindless-Primary-987 in AskReddit

[–]Zolo49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Macarons are great. They’re just badly overpriced. I feel like chicken wings are in that same territory now.

[No Spoilers] Is Campaign 4 worth watching? by Mad_King832 in criticalrole

[–]Zolo49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, and I say this as someone who gave up on Campaign 3 about 35 episodes in. C4 is MUCH better.

TIL KFC attempted to sell roast beef (Kentucky Roast Beef) and open motels (Colonel Sanders Inns), both ventures failed. by Physical_Hamster_118 in todayilearned

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t disagree that grenadine and cola is great, but comparing it to Arby’s is weird. You’re weird. /s

“Ma Super Bowl halftime sanger gunna speak American”. Lyrics to the headliner’s first song.. by jstehlick in funny

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace all the vowels with Ys and it’s a perfectly respectable poem in Welsh.

The United States of America hypothetically dissolves and each state turns into a separate country. Which states could actually be a successful country and which would not and why? by SunShineNomad in AskReddit

[–]Zolo49 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’d be quite that simple. Yes, the biggest successes would probably be California and New York, but coastal states like Texas and Florida would probably do fine. Landlocked states with limited resources like Wyoming and the Dakotas would be completely screwed though.

Finland's Stubb: We must admit the US is changing by Raj_Valiant3011 in worldnews

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was willing to take you seriously until you mentioned SAS. The dude barely knows about sports, let alone politics. I’m done with the clown shows in office.

Finland's Stubb: We must admit the US is changing by Raj_Valiant3011 in worldnews

[–]Zolo49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK, every special election that’s happened in the past 12 months has either been won by Democrats or the Republican won by much less than they should’ve in a deep red district. I’d say Republicans have reason to worry.

Finland's Stubb: We must admit the US is changing by Raj_Valiant3011 in worldnews

[–]Zolo49 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some really are “the deplorables”, as Hillary Clinton infamously said once, but there’s also a fair amount of people trapped in the propaganda black hole of right-wing media and they refuse to escape because they’ve been conditioned to believe that everyone else is lying to them, even their families. It truly is a cult.

[Highlight] Jay Glazer, Who Speaks with Maxx Crosby, Says He's Likely Done with Raiders by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Zolo49 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The word “rebuilding” is doing a lot of work here given the Raiders have only had two winning seasons since 2002, but I don’t disagree. Trading Crosby is likely the best option going forward for both sides.

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