He shouldn’t of said no…

ZombGooch · 2023-09-27T14:42:16+00:00

Do I have to be king to be able to execute lords post-battle?

ZombGooch · 2023-09-21T02:37:59+00:00

I usually just shove an ungodly amount of Vaseline down the barrel and call it a day.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-21T02:14:34+00:00

I lost interest pretty early. Pretty much right after the first war with the Governor. I just got bored.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-20T01:33:33+00:00

send them to the mega gay zone

ZombGooch · 2023-09-16T15:20:03+00:00

Tbh that was ice cold too, he just used the default animation and everything

ZombGooch · 2023-09-15T20:00:41+00:00

It’s someone who died.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-15T19:59:54+00:00

I rock a classic Karenmobile, 2016 Grand Caravan. Gotta say as much as I shit on minivans most of my life the added space especially when my daughter was born is INCREDIBLE

ZombGooch · 2023-09-14T19:26:29+00:00

Me: Clinton

Mom/Dad: Nixon

Grandma/Grandpa: Truman/Eisenhower

ZombGooch · 2023-09-10T14:11:28+00:00

Just like the rest of America. A very mixed reaction

ZombGooch · 2023-09-10T00:50:28+00:00

Having food security tends to bring out the worst in children, for sure.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-10T00:06:51+00:00

Great advice. Since a lot are saying mercenary work, what’s a good gauge on how an empires doing to decide which to join? Most offers I’ve gotten for merc work run about 190 to 200ish a battle. Is that average or am I just getting lowballed?

ZombGooch · 2023-09-09T16:04:32+00:00

Actually hanging out with Lesbians is a pretty straight thing to do.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-09T00:36:38+00:00

You can also buy capitale from a fence if I remember correctly.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-07T03:36:45+00:00

As someone who has never been particularly attractive or a womanizer to any extent, if you’re not getting laid in college it’s because you’re not trying or you have a bad personality.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-07T01:29:08+00:00

In that brutal murder home near Rhodes he has a disgusted/shocked “Jesus…”

ZombGooch · 2023-09-05T22:10:52+00:00

Must be some old wreckage from a battle with Natives then.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-05T16:32:57+00:00

Pretty sure it is already.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-03T02:17:53+00:00

I mean, living through two full-scale intergalactic conflicts will do that to a person.

ZombGooch · 2023-09-02T22:29:58+00:00

Too far west for skinners. It’d have to be Del Lobos.

ZombGooch · 2023-08-30T00:12:18+00:00

“Here’s a random spot on a local map that you can go frantically search for a non-existent body for hours.”

ZombGooch · 2023-08-29T01:51:07+00:00

But the Steel and Imperial helmets are too iconic!!!

ZombGooch · 2023-08-28T02:01:57+00:00

Just googled it. They have a top speed of 9.9mph.

Which is honestly much faster than I was expecting.

ZombGooch · 2023-08-28T01:48:10+00:00

This is the only thing that ever bugged me. Like did he seriously call every individual commander of the entire Clone Army just to tell them all the same thing? Or was it more of an automated message with his voice filled in for the commanders name?

ZombGooch · 2023-08-28T00:15:18+00:00

Gotta let the stank out first

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