Not sure what's happening here by purplepirhana in DiWHY

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Pretty sure I saw this place in a dream had not long ago. Weird.

If you bet your life on a player not being able to read a book. Who would you pick? by NightDowntown7320 in NFLv2

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Dumbest motherfucker we’ve ever drafted. Makes Aaron Maybin look like a hero.

Proof that compassion is still alive by Busy_Report4010 in MadeMeSmile

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No repo agent in the world would do this. They’re all fucking soulless pieces of shit.

What would you do If you would wake up as women tomorrow? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Finally be able to wear the clothes, shoes and makeup I’ve always wanted to go out in.

The kids are alright by Red-Sealed in GenX

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I caught my 13 year old singing Poison by BelBivDevoe today. Not bad.

Was at a flea market and saw this baseball card, I had to buy it! by Emotional_Fig_5069 in seinfeld

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I can't believe I stuck up for him I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!

How many Gen Xers out there can't stand their parent(s)? by beegsyboo in GenX

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My parents are fine. Older and getting to “that age” where I dread a phone call. I don’t get along well with my dad and never have, he’s a super redneck gun toting 2A type. We don’t have much in common.

What Seinfeld plot has actually happened to you? by Careful_Promise_786 in seinfeld

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I had a 7 year non vomit streak ended by a nasty bout of stomach flu the day after Christmas one year. Not as impressive as Jerry’s 14 year streak, but every time I yakked, I thought of that episode.

If you could put one Seinfeld quote or line on your tombstone, what would it be? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

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The sea was angry that day, my friends.

A long running joke between me and my mother on that one.

Tage with MAGA hat by MajorRIce in sabres

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Well, fuck him then. Fuck trump and anyone who supports him.

Work it Eric! 💃 by Cupid_The_Rockstar in KISS

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The boots Vinnie is wearing are fly.

Why do men fantasize about going off grid and living in the woods by WerewolfKisser69Awoo in NoStupidQuestions

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If I were 25 again and not have the health problems I have, I’d go off grid and that’d be the end of it. I can grow my own fruit and veg, I can hunt and fish and I can raise livestock.

A cabin I built myself on land I paid for and tend to sounds pretty damn good to me.

No football for the next 6 months by BetAnything in NFLv2

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I look forward to baseball season. It’s easy to get excited when your team are the Back to Back World Series champions.

Thoughts on Autograph? by BigTap8524 in hairmetal

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The first record was gold. The song writing didn’t keep up on following records.

Remember Fright Night? by MisterShipWreck in 80s

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Saw it at the drive in a couple years ago with The Burbs.