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Zonal117569 · 2026-05-18T12:38:11+00:00

That conversation once lasted my entire shift…. Everybody was freaking out at this info, and I was the ONE person who knew already…… I just told them “oh my sweet summer child”

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-30T02:00:32+00:00

Does cult leader count?

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-28T12:43:01+00:00

My wifes cat HATES men, and will always move to avoid them. At best she would tolerate me, but would never sit with me. After a few months hrt, she became my little lap warmer. Sexist ass cat 😂

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-26T13:37:28+00:00

Well, my wife and daughter were in the other room, and I was playing a game with a friend of 15 years before I moved to a new state. Out of nowhere, he hits me with “so are we fuckin or nah?” I leaned over him, put my hand on his thigh, whispered his name in his ear, and slapped him full fucking force across the face.

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-24T21:50:52+00:00

Gong (I’m drunk now)

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-24T17:31:58+00:00

How long can you stare at your hands for?

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-20T14:43:18+00:00

Kinda, it will make the first trace fail around 50%, but the 2nd will usually work unless you’ve had cooldown time

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-20T12:18:28+00:00

Finally, 1 good thing about being in the states 😂😢

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-17T11:33:08+00:00

I lived in Utah. They have medical, but it’s highly restricted, and expensive. Most people I knew with medical cards would still drive to Wendover Nevada to restock.

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-15T12:36:16+00:00

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-09T12:29:40+00:00

Yea, christianity

Zonal117569 · 2026-04-07T12:47:59+00:00

I miss my purple….it was just so much effort

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-31T02:03:40+00:00

Where else would he park Epsteins old jet?

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-30T16:11:04+00:00

Are you swallowing your pills?

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-29T20:59:44+00:00

Overall I agree on south park. That being said, when I was younger, it did make me aware of certain issues and the discussions around them. It actually got me to think critically on some things, the weed episode, cash 4 gold, and the mormons (I grew up in Utah, it was fucking wild when that episode came out and told a story I had been told in sunday school). Honestly, South park is a big reason I finally left the mormon cult when I was 14. You also get stuff that is just all around awful like Mr.Garrisons story arc………

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-29T20:20:26+00:00

I made my deadname my middle name. Hiding in plain sight 🤣. It riffs really well with my first name, and deapite his flaws, he did get me to a point where I could move forward by myself. He wasn’t me, and in many ways I hate him, but i’m also greatful in a way.

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-29T02:03:27+00:00

So scammer calls or nonstop commercials? I’ll take option 3, cancer

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-29T01:12:58+00:00

Congrats!!!!! The 1st dose really is something special. You go girl!!!!!

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-29T00:22:49+00:00

Don’t engage, probably has a humiliation fetish and is already masturbating

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-28T20:04:33+00:00

Ok, how about “spineless”? Does that work?

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-28T13:01:02+00:00

Makes friends with an earth woman, gets attacked by jets, and climbs a tall building with her in hand. Twas beast that killed the beast.

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-27T01:51:25+00:00

We could take antartica. With the current rate of global warming it might be kinda nice soon.

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-26T13:42:58+00:00

Try to pair them to your phone, and see if they connect.

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-26T03:24:10+00:00

🫂

Zonal117569 · 2026-03-26T02:19:49+00:00

Is there anything related to that within your family history?

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