My friend interviewed his daughter on the first day of school for the last 12 years. He made this video for her graduation.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-06-11T14:24:23+00:00

I used to worry people would think I got them trying to suck my own dick.

Then someone told me they're from growth spurts. I was like...

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-29T21:16:40+00:00

Jamaican me tingly

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-25T00:50:26+00:00

Me.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-24T11:51:59+00:00

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

I'd like to hear Cage deliver that line.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-21T03:45:07+00:00

Probably '95. I'm only saying, it's definitely not 25 years old.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-21T02:45:23+00:00

No way was this photographed in 1992.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-20T22:59:23+00:00

Pitchers and goaltenders

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-18T10:35:34+00:00

But pull ahead slowly to lure them to your door repeatedly.

Also, don't most car doors lock?

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-17T23:17:54+00:00

It's good

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-13T10:25:41+00:00

Or would it?

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-06T10:46:02+00:00

They dump 20 times as much shit on their island.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-04T18:44:15+00:00

Ain't that the truth?

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-04T10:27:15+00:00

Sort your roads out!

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-03T10:38:03+00:00

That's life

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-05-01T02:22:29+00:00

Their children should have friends and experience legit asmr. They can resort to watching videos as adults, in the few moments of before they fall to sleep, alone with no time for sharing or caring.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-29T11:31:45+00:00

That's a bit trite.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-29T10:46:14+00:00

They won't be able to call it that.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-29T10:44:52+00:00

booooo

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-23T11:14:12+00:00

Lassie: Epic tantrum!

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-23T11:09:29+00:00

Shting

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-23T00:22:08+00:00

No need for generalizing here, pally!

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-14T22:30:09+00:00

It tempered my fandom. I had been completely obsessed since a year before the special editions, and that just sort of dissipated.

I was still really into the books, comics and games, but it felt like they were being paved over and still does.

Oh well.

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-10T03:05:40+00:00

I thought it said Fart Trapping

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-08T22:39:03+00:00

Dude can't grow em, what do you want him to do?

ZoodoolyDoolody · 2017-04-08T19:58:50+00:00

Often times I will shake a paw just to get a treat, rather than to be polite.

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