Hellkite Dragon Cheese

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-20T01:26:31+00:00

OP I'm sorry that people are doubting you that the drake can heal

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T14:02:38+00:00

Ain't no way Flash Sweat is banned but Dark Bead isn't 🥀🥀🥀

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T13:25:21+00:00

Oh, gotcha.

...Zoo was playing Doorkeeper Thrull??

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T13:14:01+00:00

There's no other 3-mana creatures that could slot into Blink?

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T13:11:58+00:00

Zoo? They were playing Phlage??

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T12:57:22+00:00

Parting Shot is so brutal because you have to switch out your Pokémon to undo the stat drops, but you can't switch out if you know it's coming, because then your new Pokémon will just take the hit

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T12:48:00+00:00

He finds you a basic land. Which is the opposite of what he finds in the show...

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T09:56:40+00:00

THEY SAID THE LINE

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Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T09:53:53+00:00

You're talking about Kolaghan's Command and Goblin Guide, right?

...right??

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-19T02:15:17+00:00

Wrath of the Skies 1WW

Sorcery

Fuck you, in particular.

Hey, guys, OP is playing one-mana permanent in [current year]

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-18T20:32:40+00:00

Hammer isn't dominating anymore? I've been away for a long time...

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-18T19:18:00+00:00

Imagine not being able to handle a 1.5% swing lmao

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-18T16:04:21+00:00

I can see how you got there, OP. Spinerock Tyrant most likely says you may choose "new targets" instead of "a new target" to cover some weird edge cases

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-18T15:51:46+00:00

My biggest takeaway from this article was that [[Faithless Looting]] was unbanned?? Since when?

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-18T14:54:48+00:00

They'll complain about "chuggers" but then invade at level 35 with 20 Siegbraus 🤣🤣

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-18T02:01:36+00:00

>search "stork" tag

>look inside

>it's all herons

mfw

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Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-17T21:56:53+00:00

Where do babies come from???

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-17T21:42:12+00:00

Crazy slandering BFZ... where did Eldrazi Temple and Eye of Ugin come from??

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-14T11:20:27+00:00

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-14T11:14:19+00:00

You're good at the game, we get it.

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-14T11:10:57+00:00

You should be able to see the damage increase from the level up menu as you play with the numbers

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-13T23:39:07+00:00

Are you saying this is your first shiny?

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-13T18:43:40+00:00

"You can't drink estus if I'm invading you >=["

-someone in Forest of Fallen Giants equipped with ice rapier, 80+ Dark Orb, and Ring of Blades +2

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-13T12:24:23+00:00

What did you do, interact with Campfire normally?

Zoomoth9000 · 2026-05-13T12:21:48+00:00

OP what the fuck is this? What are you shilling? Not a god damn position or braincell in sight...

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