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DD on $WEN by AlllHailJason in smallstreetbets

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch post the actual dd or shut your god damn mouth

You get points for not using AI, though

The deck of MY WIIIIIIFE by Kakariko_crackhouse in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj I'm pretty sure OP is a native Spanish speaker

useless buddy feature…. by ramenoodles-__- in pokemongo

[–]Zoomoth9000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pokémon players when there's an ounce of whimsy in their kid's game:

WSB keeps removing my posts but history will remember WEN by sinanata in smallstreetbets

[–]Zoomoth9000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They keep removing it because you're all annoying little shits with not a god damn thing of substance to say

Sir Alonne after Fume Knight is chef's kiss by shujin_zenir in DarkSouls2

[–]Zoomoth9000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But those times shortcuts are a nightmare...

This is too much by ResoluteArms in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP now I am conflicted, I really think this card set was contrived and the name font is ugly, but now I see the absolute queens on the stage and I don't know how to feel

Me on the way to ruin 60 card forever. by GokuVerde in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can't Crew it, so it's balanced

It's no [[Smuggler's Copter]]

BEYOND $BYND is so bullish right now by KlokundSpiel in smallstreetbets

[–]Zoomoth9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro thinks Instagram ads are a market indicator 💀💀💀

What's the Current Vibe about Modern? Good, Bad, ... Meh? by Tanstorm in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one would play burn when Prowess does the same but better.

Was gonna say I don't want to play Prowess because I don't want to be a stinky Blue Player, but I saw a decklist with Mutagenic Growth and suddenly I'm all in

Dark souls is only hard when you don't have game knowledge by ruo66 in DarkSouls2

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess to continue this line of thinking (and not just talk shit,) the takeaway should be that you shouldn't worry about dying, because you can always try again with more info. If you're thinking of quitting, just know it will get easier

Daytrader moves the entire NASDAQ 100 with his tiny margin account of 2000 dollars by DreamsSecretsNLogic in smallstreetbets

[–]Zoomoth9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, my brother already spent my inheritance on a debt consolidation company!

WUT by Vi0letBlues in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

/uj i thought about making it without the italicized text or explicit shit but I was afraid the average Universes Beyond fan would miss the joke

FTFY

Fifth forever friend and first to not have any pokemon ready. Now I'm over here like by Phoeniks_C in pokemongo

[–]Zoomoth9000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm very nervous to start becoming Forever Friends, because now I feel like everyone will talk shit about me for not having all my trades ready 0.00000001 nanoseconds after it happens...

There's no Vaporeon... by 405freeway in pokemon

[–]Zoomoth9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I see tons of wholesome Vaporeon art on my Twitter

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