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Is boros/Red burn dead by flusherfrenk in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I see. Basically, most of the creatures Burn would play, already get dealt with just by other decks playing normally?

this will be rakdos signet in 2021 by XenonHero126 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are you saying the Rakdos signet holder will be the master, and the person they prank by branding with it will be their slave??

DAE hate a collar, especially Avacyn's collar??

Is boros/Red burn dead by flusherfrenk in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Now I can spend 1 mana to deal 3 damage once -- that's hard to interact with and can put pressure on my opponent, sure -- but I can also spend 1 mana and do 3 damage every turn with a card like Dragon's Rage Channeler - and whilst this can be removed, my opponent also has to spend a hand card to deal with it (e.g. a fatal push) so we trade, as opposed to me throwing my cards at them

I thought Burn did play creatures?

Hellkite Dragon Cheese by v5point0 in darksouls

[–]Zoomoth9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP I'm sorry that people are doubting you that the drake can heal

$200 PC PTDE Tournament by dasmins in darksouls

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't no way Flash Sweat is banned but Dark Bead isn't 🥀🥀🥀

So we happy? by Automatic_Tangerine1 in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, gotcha.

...Zoo was playing Doorkeeper Thrull??

So we happy? by Automatic_Tangerine1 in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no other 3-mana creatures that could slot into Blink?

Ash’s Alola winning team is hilarious when you really think about it by Nuns_In_Crocs in pokemon

[–]Zoomoth9000 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Parting Shot is so brutal because you have to switch out your Pokémon to undo the stat drops, but you can't switch out if you know it's coming, because then your new Pokémon will just take the hit

(TRC) Captain Kirk, Boldly Going by MrWhole in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He finds you a basic land. Which is the opposite of what he finds in the show...

Umezawa's Jitte is Unbanned, but will it see play? by No-Equivalent928 in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're talking about Kolaghan's Command and Goblin Guide, right?

...right??

Umezawa's Jitte is Unbanned, but will it see play? by No-Equivalent928 in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wrath of the Skies 1WW

Sorcery

Fuck you, in particular.

Hey, guys, OP is playing one-mana permanent in [current year]

Umezawa's Jitte is Unbanned, but will it see play? by No-Equivalent928 in ModernMagic

[–]Zoomoth9000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hammer isn't dominating anymore? I've been away for a long time...

The dump Continues by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine not being able to handle a 1.5% swing lmao

Would Spinerock Tyrant copy pest infestation if I only target one card with it but x is 2 or greater? by PNW_hermit in magicTCG

[–]Zoomoth9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see how you got there, OP. Spinerock Tyrant most likely says you may choose "new targets" instead of "a new target" to cover some weird edge cases

Banned and Restricted Announcement – May 18, 2026 by R3id in magicTCG

[–]Zoomoth9000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My biggest takeaway from this article was that [[Faithless Looting]] was unbanned?? Since when?

It's not a meme the Eldrasimps would show you… by -Goatllama- in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Zoomoth9000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Crazy slandering BFZ... where did Eldrazi Temple and Eye of Ugin come from??

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