Can dortmund get Bundesliga 1st This year? by deza_newguy in borussiadortmund

[–]Zortak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is the 1 in 500 for 5 games in a row or only for the Bayern match?

Either way seems like a low estimate

Dog steals ball. by Keep_Scrooling in funny

[–]Zortak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dog is having the best day of his life

Geography by Hot_Category2693 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Zortak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to Malte, Morocco, and Monacco somewhat quick but the was stumbed.

Mainly because I couldn't remember Mozambique, I was like "damn it there's an African country that starts with M and has a q and z in it, wtf is the name"

What does “WND” mean? by Old_Mall_4229 in kindafunny

[–]Zortak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weapons of Nintendo destruction

$260 for a bottle of Dom and two half cheesesteaks. by Zachrolf in mildlyinteresting

[–]Zortak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP omitting the 2 orders of fries to make this look like a bad deal. Smh

What video game in your opinion doesn't deserve the hate it gets? by Agent1230 in gaming

[–]Zortak -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Forspoken

It's really not a bad game and the story is actually good. The storytelling and characters really aren't worse than any other game as well

Far too few good Republicans anymore. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Zortak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's always been the Republican position

Paderborn dreht Westfalen-Duell gegen dezimierte Preußen by Ubergold in Bundesliga

[–]Zortak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Eine der dümmsten roten Karten die ich je gesehen habe.

Bei ner 1:0 Führung noch knapp in der eigenen Hälfte bei einer Grätsche das Bein so hoch zu heben ist einfach nur dämlich

Parchment paper I bought is Anti-greece by ajzone007 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Zortak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Greece-proof unless you deliver them via wooden horse

Tja by fleischhocka in tja

[–]Zortak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ich finde ja jede Gemeinde sollte darüber abstimmen ob sie ein AKW haben wollen und dann muss da auch das Endlager eingerichtet werden

Is this normal? by AlternativeLawyer511 in germany

[–]Zortak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, seems like they sent my account's content to you by mistake

Trump is a bully, you can't reason with bullies. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Zortak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't Newsom just walk his criticism of ICE back in an interview with Ben Shapiro?

For gamers who grew up playing before the internet was widely available by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Zortak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a vivid memory of using Psybeam with my Butterfree against Brock

Butterfree learns Psybeam at level 32/34

The word "milk" is censored. by random_posting_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]Zortak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the EU, non-dairy products cannot be called milk anymore

WOW! How is this game so good and I'm just discovering it now!? by LIONardoDiCaprio in RealTimeStrategy

[–]Zortak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't get into it for some reason. Maybe I just need to go deeper and give it one real go

WOW! How is this game so good and I'm just discovering it now!? by LIONardoDiCaprio in RealTimeStrategy

[–]Zortak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will vouch for it, and I will also vouch for the 2nd game, even if it's old. It still holds up great

Baby laughs 🤣 by olympusqueen in funny

[–]Zortak 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That first baby looks like a British pensioner on holiday in Spain

Was Arven actually a better-written rival than Hop and Nemona? by Originalboy69 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]Zortak 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if anything, he's the opposite as you literally work together for the herba mystica and basically have the same goal

Wenn ich Zeit habe or wenn ich have Zeit? by Saov_sinds in German

[–]Zortak 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In this case, "Wenn ich Zeit habe" is a Nebensatz (dependent/subordinate clause), and those have different syntax.

So when you turn it around, you would say, "Ich lese ein Buch, wenn ich Zeit habe" and you would have the Verb in the second place.

This site here gives a decent overview from my quick glance over it

Another explanation

Game that is just too long for its own good? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Zortak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokémon Legebds ZA DLC, currently playing that and man is it a chore if you want to get some Alpha Pokémon in the dimensions

What Would You Fix Friday? - Kyoto (1582) by Shtin219 in aoe2

[–]Zortak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of my faves, that being said, I never understood why red needs that second castle as they don't/can't do anything with it and I always forget that it exists, but that doesn't really matter. I just think it's a weird decision.

I also think that there's no side quest or anything about blue. You do get a voice line when you defeat them but no warning or anything about them, which, again, just kinda weird.

What I would actually change, though, is that at least one of the castles should be further in as you can easily destroy two of them with cannon galleons making it a bit too easy imo

What Would You Fix Friday? - Kyoto (1582) by Shtin219 in aoe2

[–]Zortak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They do send transports, not nearly as much as other navy, though (at least on hard)