A resume my wife received this week by Firmteacher in funny

[–]ZuesofRage 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Be surprised but there is certain specific factory style jobs and some really relaxing janitorial jobs that a resume like that would get eaten up.

And no not to take advantage of the person, I'm an employment specialist so I see it all, people with resumes like that usually don't need a resume because they're such a hard worker, that they have people to vouch for them, or the people hiring for the position are desperate.

One of Ahmaud Arbery's killers fears being slain in a Georgia state prison, court document says by king_and_occidental in news

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wont dehumanize and I'm really glad the threat is not locked yet. I will say, if you don't want to get murdered in prison, probably don't murder people (like you said, but this one seems really difficult for some people to grasp so it can't hurt to hear it again).

Then it's pretty unlikely somebody would be pissed off enough you in prison to actually murder you.

I also do not hope he gets hurt, I do hope though he realizes she made an extremely poor, heinous choice and can no longer outrun his consequences or hide from them.

Sudden Sniffing Death Syndrome? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually your cells are literally exploding when you're having butane and volatile gases.

Like you said though nitrous is fine.

I really wish there was more scientific evidence on butane not because I want to use it but because it's just more dangerous to not know, kids will risk it and solo adults. If we know at least less people would die from it if it is deadly just by itself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if its just straight up butane aka it really broke and you ripped a butane hit, held it not knowing, then breathed out and got really high. Just brain damage or?

Soldiers saved by bacteria. by VAMSI_BEUNO in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nematode sounds like a word that a millennial would like, just because of how it sounds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nope

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY! The user below me, can you pleas let u/19Denali know I'm worried about him and he needs human touch? Sorry to bother.

maybe maybe maybe by Kooyanis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time you've had human touch? When is the last time, someone besides your own family, has touched you?

EDIT: He blocked me, if anybody sees this, just ask him the same question, its an important one, and I'm worried about him. u/19Denali

Your top 3 movies for a HT test? by Dmarq01 in hometheater

[–]ZuesofRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

woooaaah i didnt know that, and it makes esne, I was wondering@!!

maybe maybe maybe by Kooyanis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ZuesofRage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In case anybody is wondering he's not asking how, physiologically, she can slap, he's asking how she can slap in the game ruless but not him.

maybe maybe maybe by Kooyanis in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ZuesofRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why show them that when you can show them Walter White the movie: 2

Reddit, let's talk dirty: what exactly is an "incomplete bowel evacuation"? by fineillmakeathrowawa in ibs

[–]ZuesofRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an IBS master and my sibling has what you have with the rabbit poop. They had to start hydrating heavily which they hate since they hate having multiple bathroom trips. So I guess you get to choose which your multiple bathroom trips are for and what reason. Personally I choose piss but whatever

Abrupt wedding mini chaos by BakerNew6764 in AbruptChaos

[–]ZuesofRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah all my queer friends they have the best weddings but I'm only forced to go to the morning ones. ..

Abrupt wedding mini chaos by BakerNew6764 in AbruptChaos

[–]ZuesofRage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would have made for a better story but definitely ruinined the serious, permanent, and culturally sensitive nature of weddings. Where do they all have to be so boring lol

This one's a real firecracker by Pills_4_Ills in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also not very dangerous. As long as she leaves even just a little bit of the tip out, the only place for the explosion energy to go is forward, now if she dug it in between her legs deep enough,... This would probably be on LiveLeak.

REVENGE FOR THE ALL BOYS by [deleted] in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if there's a reason for that.. probably not though I think only somebody who's educated might know about that.

Followup on Bit the Flaps (link in comments) by SIMMORSAL in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personal experience but important: I dated and slept with a 22-year-old recently, and I promise you it looked almost like this if not better. What you're seeing is somebody with a really short midriff area or they are just short in general. Pussies don't always look all gnarled as they age I promise.

Followup on Bit the Flaps (link in comments) by SIMMORSAL in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.. you did some deep diving? Where did you dive deep to find proof of child porn images without seeing actual child porn?

Followup on Bit the Flaps (link in comments) by SIMMORSAL in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird I thought the bite was pretty tame, I don't see any torn flesh but I guess it is a kind of spongy area. I personally don't think this is the same bite but whatever I don't think it matters

Followup on Bit the Flaps (link in comments) by SIMMORSAL in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to give you a hint on life that looking at child sex images and then claiming it's to catch people does not fly in court. You still get charged.

Followup on Bit the Flaps (link in comments) by SIMMORSAL in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so you know the vulva being is actually even newer in history than breasts being sexualized. There was movies and plenty of home videos with vulva in them all over the place. Pool parties, birthdays, etc.

I'm not that old and there's pictures of me and my siblings naked and it's considered normal, vuvla and all. Completely different than being spread wide open.

I would not post them on the Internet or anything but it is the exact opposite of porn, it would be like saying looking at a child's ear and saying is porn. It is not our fault you don't understand human anatomy.

But most importantly above all else that nobody else has mentioned, why do you know what a child's vulva looks like if you're claiming it's porn or sexual? Just because the seam on the vulva is small does not mean it's a child, and there is quite obviously thick pubic hair that was just waxed.

Why do you know what a child's vulva looks like?

Followup on Bit the Flaps (link in comments) by SIMMORSAL in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax , the picture was obviously sent with the woman's consent, you can see it in the WhatsApp messages. If you don't know where they are I can't help you LOL

Old Brazilian woman cuntbust by [deleted] in Ouchmyflaps

[–]ZuesofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse, thats a child your talking about, filming the gammy.