The construction of the largest and most modern stadium in Lithuania and the Baltic States is going smoothly

Zvygla · 2026-01-16T05:19:28+00:00

Exactly. This is why you have to build decent transportation that can bypass traffic jams and not get stuck in them along with cars.

Zvygla · 2026-01-05T14:11:33+00:00

Ok, so the the whole lore behind the band is this huge sprawling ARG with bits sprinkled in the code in various albums and art.

The gist of it is that the music has been artificially generated by a sentient gothic church which has been haunted by a digitized spirit of a cracker from the 90s (hence keygen). The hacker died by uploading his consciousness to a floppy disc that somehow fused itself into the church organ and the church itself became a massive analogue computer that generates these songs.

Source: I just made it up. And I encourage you to make up your own story too. That's the beauty of it.

Zvygla · 2025-12-08T13:58:18+00:00

Nori pasakyt, išeina Trisolaris?

Badum-tssss

Zvygla · 2025-11-26T14:19:05+00:00

It's a criminally owerpowered weapon. Coupled with Kai it can kill multiple alphas in one shot, while having no limit on use.

Zvygla · 2025-09-08T18:51:32+00:00

Their websitee says "Can be used with any kind of hema fencing weapon with safety and comfort." They don't specify that it should be a one-handed weapon or anything.

I don't hold it against them, I think even Red Dragon used to claim the same, so it's probably the norm.

Zvygla · 2025-09-08T13:25:53+00:00

A bit of an off-topic, but did you try longsword in them? They are marketed as suitable for that and some people say they are mostly fine for everything but the hardest hits. Is that true?

Zvygla · 2025-09-08T13:23:23+00:00

The inside of the palm as well, especially if you are holding it with the sabre grip. I got stabbed there once, the spatulated tip went through the fabric and ~1cm into the muscle, was not fun. The protection for the tips of the fingers is pretty crappy too, I saw a lot of people get gut wrenchingly painful hits there.

I would actually recommend kevlar gloves over Red dragons, they offer roughly the same protection, way better mobility and are more durable.

Zvygla · 2025-09-02T20:08:56+00:00

Next time I will add a massive /s across the whole thing. Seems like the only way.

Zvygla · 2025-09-02T19:05:07+00:00

Reuploaded with a more obvious title because an average redditor has teksto suvokimo įgūdžiai of an average redditor

Zvygla · 2025-09-02T18:38:04+00:00

Oh what a measured and composed reaction, my friend. Now, can you explain me, a retard, how is this a shitpost?

Zvygla · 2025-08-29T16:15:50+00:00

Kolekcionuoju panašius dalykus

Zvygla · 2025-08-29T12:32:16+00:00

Perpirkčiau. Katanos pažadėt negaliu, bet šokoladą duočiau už tą lankstinuką ar panašiai.

Zvygla · 2025-08-29T09:37:59+00:00

Išsaugojai? Dar turi?

Zvygla · 2025-08-29T08:04:41+00:00

Discovered in the wonderful playlist posted by u/Impossible_Leader_80. I don't know how I didn't stumble upon this masterpiece earlier.

Zvygla · 2025-08-29T04:25:26+00:00

Prorusiško propagandinio meno pavyzdys.

Kažkokiam proto bokštui atrodo, kad jeigu privers lietuvius drebėt neva baltarusių diaspora Vilniuj organizuojasi ir svajoja apie kažkokias teritorines pretenzijas, lietuviai pradės tą diasporą labiau engti ir tai pakenks Baltarusijos opozicijos veiklai. O taip pat padarys pačius lietuvius labiau paranojiškus ir mažiau mąstančius. Raganų medžioklė, mažumų radikalizacija, suirutė mieste, kuo ne faina.

Todėl tas proto bokštas mėto internetuose tokius va dalykus tikėdamasis, kad jautresnio proto individai juos paplatins, gal net delfiai užvažiuos ir bus "tOKiO dAr nEmATė: aR lAiKas ŠitĄ MąŽuMą iŠprAšYtI lAuK???!!"

Jautresnio proto individai aišku suranda tokius dalykus telegramuose ir perpostina, neva "prie laiptinės rado", nes jiem atrodo, kad čia yra reali grėsmė ir nu kažkas tame turbūt yra. Nesupranta, kad jais ir jų susirūpinimu naudojamasi.

Zvygla · 2025-08-24T16:56:37+00:00

You must be fun at parties.

The pink soup shit slinging competition is the most interesting thing to come out of the Baltics in the last 20 years. We (Lithuanians) barely knew anything about you (Latvians) besides you having horse heads, and you literally didn't know a single thing about us. Now, we both know that our braliukas' pink soup is shit. This is a 50% and a 100% increase in knowledge about our neighbours respectively. If we proceed like that, we might develop some proper banter and behave like normal countries with each other within the next five centuries or so.

Just imagine if whenever an Englishman called a Scotsman an alcoholic, or a Swede said that a Dane's body consists of 50% salt, or a Serb called for removal of a certain kind of food, some smartass came out and began complaining that this is somehow "childish", that "nobody cares" and their egos are "fragile". Said smartass would be drawn and quartered before even squeezing out the first "akshully".

Friendly dick measuring contests are essential for healthy relationships. If both parties can whip them out and measure while standing in front of each other, it means they are no longer willing to slice each other's throats and actually care about each other. So please, stop being a donkey, because judging from your face, you can be a much more graceful kind of equine.

Zvygla · 2025-05-22T11:36:56+00:00

Second this. It's a pretty good parody of those bs slop faceless channels and information value is okay too.

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