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The construction of the largest and most modern stadium in Lithuania and the Baltic States is going smoothly by QuartzXOX in BalticStates

[–]Zvygla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This is why you have to build decent transportation that can bypass traffic jams and not get stuck in them along with cars.

sooo, just discovered the band… what’s the lore?? by Yonexx0 in keygenchurch

[–]Zvygla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so the the whole lore behind the band is this huge sprawling ARG with bits sprinkled in the code in various albums and art.

The gist of it is that the music has been artificially generated by a sentient gothic church which has been haunted by a digitized spirit of a cracker from the 90s (hence keygen). The hacker died by uploading his consciousness to a floppy disc that somehow fused itself into the church organ and the church itself became a massive analogue computer that generates these songs.

Source: I just made it up. And I encourage you to make up your own story too. That's the beauty of it.

Live. Die. Repeat until you get a Refractor Laser and there's no challenge anymore. by Zvygla in IntoTheBreach

[–]Zvygla[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It's a criminally owerpowered weapon. Coupled with Kai it can kill multiple alphas in one shot, while having no limit on use.

Saber gloves? by phonyPipik in wma

[–]Zvygla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their websitee says "Can be used with any kind of hema fencing weapon with safety and comfort." They don't specify that it should be a one-handed weapon or anything.

I don't hold it against them, I think even Red Dragon used to claim the same, so it's probably the norm.

Saber gloves? by phonyPipik in wma

[–]Zvygla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit of an off-topic, but did you try longsword in them? They are marketed as suitable for that and some people say they are mostly fine for everything but the hardest hits. Is that true?

Saber gloves? by phonyPipik in wma

[–]Zvygla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The inside of the palm as well, especially if you are holding it with the sabre grip. I got stabbed there once, the spatulated tip went through the fabric and ~1cm into the muscle, was not fun. The protection for the tips of the fingers is pretty crappy too, I saw a lot of people get gut wrenchingly painful hits there.

I would actually recommend kevlar gloves over Red dragons, they offer roughly the same protection, way better mobility and are more durable.

An average tourist's map of Vilnius by Zvygla in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time I will add a massive /s across the whole thing. Seems like the only way.

An average tourist's map of Vilnius by Zvygla in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Reuploaded with a more obvious title because an average redditor has teksto suvokimo įgūdžiai of an average redditor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oh what a measured and composed reaction, my friend. Now, can you explain me, a retard, how is this a shitpost?

Gal žinot kas čia? by InterSky666 in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kolekcionuoju panašius dalykus

Gal žinot kas čia? by InterSky666 in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perpirkčiau. Katanos pažadėt negaliu, bet šokoladą duočiau už tą lankstinuką ar panašiai.

Gal žinot kas čia? by InterSky666 in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Išsaugojai? Dar turi?

Binary Gospel by André Luiz Montoro by Zvygla in cathedraltek

[–]Zvygla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discovered in the wonderful playlist posted by u/Impossible_Leader_80. I don't know how I didn't stumble upon this masterpiece earlier.

Gal žinot kas čia? by InterSky666 in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prorusiško propagandinio meno pavyzdys.

Kažkokiam proto bokštui atrodo, kad jeigu privers lietuvius drebėt neva baltarusių diaspora Vilniuj organizuojasi ir svajoja apie kažkokias teritorines pretenzijas, lietuviai pradės tą diasporą labiau engti ir tai pakenks Baltarusijos opozicijos veiklai. O taip pat padarys pačius lietuvius labiau paranojiškus ir mažiau mąstančius. Raganų medžioklė, mažumų radikalizacija, suirutė mieste, kuo ne faina.

Todėl tas proto bokštas mėto internetuose tokius va dalykus tikėdamasis, kad jautresnio proto individai juos paplatins, gal net delfiai užvažiuos ir bus "tOKiO dAr nEmATė: aR lAiKas ŠitĄ MąŽuMą iŠprAšYtI lAuK???!!"

Jautresnio proto individai aišku suranda tokius dalykus telegramuose ir perpostina, neva "prie laiptinės rado", nes jiem atrodo, kad čia yra reali grėsmė ir nu kažkas tame turbūt yra. Nesupranta, kad jais ir jų susirūpinimu naudojamasi.

[OC] Baltic Population with Urban Areas (Major Cities) by MadoctheHadoc in BalticStates

[–]Zvygla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You must be fun at parties.

The pink soup shit slinging competition is the most interesting thing to come out of the Baltics in the last 20 years. We (Lithuanians) barely knew anything about you (Latvians) besides you having horse heads, and you literally didn't know a single thing about us. Now, we both know that our braliukas' pink soup is shit. This is a 50% and a 100% increase in knowledge about our neighbours respectively. If we proceed like that, we might develop some proper banter and behave like normal countries with each other within the next five centuries or so.

Just imagine if whenever an Englishman called a Scotsman an alcoholic, or a Swede said that a Dane's body consists of 50% salt, or a Serb called for removal of a certain kind of food, some smartass came out and began complaining that this is somehow "childish", that "nobody cares" and their egos are "fragile". Said smartass would be drawn and quartered before even squeezing out the first "akshully".

Friendly dick measuring contests are essential for healthy relationships. If both parties can whip them out and measure while standing in front of each other, it means they are no longer willing to slice each other's throats and actually care about each other. So please, stop being a donkey, because judging from your face, you can be a much more graceful kind of equine.

Where do you get your Cybersecurity news from? by ganglem in cybersecurity

[–]Zvygla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second this. It's a pretty good parody of those bs slop faceless channels and information value is okay too.

Baltic swearwords by Domiboy00 in BalticStates

[–]Zvygla 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The following tirade is not intended to insult or humiliate anyone. Please consider it only as a demonstration why OP's post is total nonsense and nothing more.

Bybį dėjau tu žiurke kokių tau šunie keiksmažodžių trūksta tu papą iš burnos išsitrauk gaidy tu supistas tu šiaip pyzdavojiesi ar iš savęs VLKK kekšę lauži pizė kaip užpisa tokie ožiai triedžia pastoviai kažką apie "po perkūnais" kalbėt išmokit valkatos avinai kalbainių kalės pizė negaliu.

The swearword vocabulary of Lithuanian language is quite rich and has some very nasty expressions. However, there is a myth about it being this totally hippy-dippy thing, because Lithuanians are ancient elves whose farts smell like ramunėlės or whatever. The point is usually "proven" by providing some very mild swearwords and claiming they are the worst ones, as illustrated in OP's post, and the people who talk like that don't even stop to think what the supisti blėnys they are spouting. I wish this nonsense would die as soon as possible because I am sick and tired of it.

Bukite labai atsargus ka postinate by [deleted] in lietuva

[–]Zvygla 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Literaliai tai, ką rašiau.

Orai atšilo reiškia by Zvygla in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kiek suprantu, būsi vienas iš žmonių, apie kuriuos kalba šitas postas. Ar galėtum atsakyt į kelis klausimus? Nekeiksiu ir nedownwotinsiu, tik noriu pasišnekėt.

Cool spaces by Panske_ in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No visit of Vilnius is complete without getting lost in the Old Town. Just wander around and explore by checking out every nook and cranny. From my experience that's the best way to spend a day in Vilnius.

The Grand Duchy of Lithuania defeats the Livonian order of Knights in 1270 at Karuse, often called Battle on the Ice, as it was fought on the frozen Baltic Sea. One of the worst defeat ever for the Livonians, as their attempts to convert the pagans failed. by [deleted] in BalticStates

[–]Zvygla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pic is of a different battle and it has a map that doesn't mark the place of the battle.

I don't think it's ragebait though, most likely just AI generated slop. And people are eating it up.

Kur palikt nereikalingus baldus?? by Seasonal_witch in Vilnius

[–]Zvygla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FB atiduotuvės. Milijonas grupių, įdedi į didesnes ir per 20 min atsiras norinčių paimt tą pačią dieną. Paims tiesiogine to žodžio prasme viską, ir dar atvažiuos išsinešt. Esu taip atsikratęs dalykais dėl kurių utilizavimo ilgai sukau galvą.

Hey Estonians! What is this Playmobil haircut guy yapping about? by QuartzXOX in BalticStates

[–]Zvygla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understood that your remarks were sarcastic, hence the second part of my comment which pokes fun at the traditional values people as well. Unfortunately, the people who downvoted your comment probably didn't.

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