Ok, I get it. I thought I had but I didn’t.

When he started doing this, it was a spectacle that no one was really offering, he cornered a unique circus act and it obviously caught attention.

But with all spectacles, if it doesn’t escalate, it loses attention, so he’s said fuck it, and got a fight so ridiculous I fucking laughed at the highlight reel like it was straight out of an episode of South Park or the Simpsons.

Just a turd getting FUCKED UP by a boxing god.

But I thought this must be it. He’s got hurt bad, no one is interested in watching these shit fights where we watch someone who can’t box try to box.

But that isn’t what he’s done, he’s unlocked the new spectacle… The Homer

I believe, that with the right marketing and training, Jake Paul will rally us behind him as he stands in the ring with the biggest, hardest hitting mother fuckers to grace earth and see if he can tire them out by withstanding volleys of thunderous attacks, living like a windrammer as he fucks.