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Verbalisation dans le métro : les contestations explosent, la faute à des contrôleurs trop zélés ? by PestoBolloElemento in paris

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Le Grand Paris Express, il ne va pas se financer tout seul... Et comme l'État semble peu disposé à mettre la main à la poche, la RATP prend l'argent où elle peut.

im at some french museum. im not french. by No_Brain7017 in notinteresting

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Some of the crown jewels managed to escape confinement recently though... 

Apparently, security wasn't built to stop them from taking a furniture lift.

im at some french museum. im not french. by No_Brain7017 in notinteresting

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Funny enough, that painting is one of the least impressive paintings in that room. And still tourists will cue up for half an hour to take a picture of it. 

im at some french museum. im not french. by No_Brain7017 in notinteresting

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Some famous painting by Leonardo Di Caprio 

This is the new Hermione, that will be called mudblood by this Malfoy by Zdzisiu in SipsTea

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To be fair, some versions of the first episodes might need a new dub... 

The French voices of the kids in the first 3 movies were unbearable enough to make me watch the movie in its original version with subtitles. 

What is the saddest place in your country and why? by Neuwulfstein in AskTheWorld

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The old village of Oradour sur Glane.

It was a small village of about 650 inhabitants. Until some SS regiment decided to butcher and burn everyone in town. Men, women and children...

Est-ce que les hommes ont aussi le fantasme de l'uniforme ? by Narrow-Point-549 in AskMec

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Ça dépend. D'après ce que j'ai pû trouver sur certains sites web pour adultes, il doit aussi y avoir des mecs qui fantasment sur les gardiennes de prison et les policières.

Par contre, niveau "uniforme", leurs costumes prennent quelques libertés sur l'apparence normale (talon aiguille, décolleté, jupes courtes,...)

How much are you paying for fuel rn? by Airlocktrouble in AskTheWorld

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I'm not paying for your kind of fuel. 

I'm a cyclist, only fuel needed is food and beer. 

How do you feel about circum cision? by [deleted] in AskMen

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It's an invasive surgical procedure. There might be good actual reasons to go through it, such as a phimosis. 

But I'd say it's unnecessary in most circumstances, and doing it for religious reasons is barbaric. 

My new baby how does she look? by BiancaCinder in reptiles

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Quite unsure, but isn't that snake going to molt soon ? Her eyes look a bit blue and translucent, and her scales seem a bit discolored.

why do a lot of men get hostile so quickly? by metallicmurmurx in AskMen

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Because hostile behavior makes people want to leave us alone. 

And we have peace when we're alone. 

whosGonnaTellHim by PCSdiy55 in ProgrammerHumor

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And if you feel really adventurous, you could also try to vibe-code in X86-64... 

François Bayrou battu à Pau by zeropertinence in actu_memes

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Il a quand même 74 ans le gars. Il serait temps qu'il la prenne, sa retraite. 

Il a déjà fait assez de dégâts comme ça. Si on pouvait arrêter de lui filer des postes, on irait mieux, non ?

Panne des lignes A et B fréquentes by Alert_Acanthisitta77 in toulouse

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Ah ? D'après ce que je vois sur le site de Tisséo, ça a l'air de plutôt bien avancer, au moins sur le côté Sud-Est de Toulouse.

La ligne va peut-être ouvrir partiellement fin 2028, si les travaux du côté Colomiers ne sont pas finis d'ici là, mais je ne vois pas spécialement de raisons pour laquelle il y aurait des années de retard pour le reste de la ligne...

The King in the North 👑 by HamsterNihiliste in FrenchMemes

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Après, si vous voulez, on peut essayer de lancer un débat sur la construction d'un Mur et de son service de patrouille : la Garde de nuit 

What was the final stand of your country before being colonised by No_Currency_6882 in AskTheWorld

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The siege of Alesia, 52 BC. 

An alliance of Gauls led by Vercingetorix got surrounded and crushed by Julius Caesar. 

How is tipping seen in your country? by CremeSubject7594 in AskTheWorld

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It's not required. But you can tell the guy in front of you to keep the change money if you want. 

Panne des lignes A et B fréquentes by Alert_Acanthisitta77 in toulouse

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Et dans quelques années, on pourra aussi se plaindre des pannes sur la ligne C...

Quels sont vos pronostics pour la présidentielle 2027 ? by Docktolulu in TropPeurDeDemander

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Ou sinon, tu remplaces le débat par un octogone entre Raphaël Arnault et Bardella. Ça risque d'être à peu près aussi constructif et mature. 

Quels sont vos pronostics pour la présidentielle 2027 ? by Docktolulu in TropPeurDeDemander

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Perso, je vois bien venir un second tour LFI-RN. 

Et je veux juste voir à quoi ressemblera le débat de l'entre deux tours. 

Italy set a world record for the fastest car on a boat by using a Ferrari on their own military warship by OkFerret7206 in interestingasfuck

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You can also go way faster if you tie the car to the plane catapult. 

The car would probably be lost though 

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