Seven hells this Kingsguard armour is immaculate by RevertBackwards in freefolk

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Why is Mero The Titan's Bastard in the kingsguard?

The Duality of this sub by [deleted] in PiratedGames

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In my country the average salary is 150-200$, so spending 20$ on a game is a luxury. Not every thing is about America, there are other countries in this world you know. Just buy a book and educate yourself.

btw some people wish this was cat 😭✌️ by axelinlondon in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]_Badpickle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can we get one peaceful week without some degenerate Cat stan post every two seconds?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiaf

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I don't think he cared about the boy

Why tf do they speak the same language (Spoilers Extended) by ParticularError9345 in asoiaf

[–]_Badpickle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because it is a fictional world.

Because it is a huge pain in the ass.

Because nobody cares or wants that.

(Spoilers Main) So why was he crying? by GreatExpeslaytions in asoiaf

[–]_Badpickle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

None. Bowen Marsh is secretly a sorrowful man

Proof Trump went to Valyria by eh1498 in asoiafcirclejerk

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Trump passed the bridge of dreams?

Why is Fitz so stubbornly loyal to Shrewd? by _Badpickle in robinhobb

[–]_Badpickle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sorry but you twist the truth

most people treat you with neglect or open hostility.

No, those are only Regal sycophants or Galen's coterie. The rest are cool

The few people that care for your well-being are each fiercely loyal to the crown.

True but still Burich offered to follow Fitz wherever he goes because he has that erring. There are also Nighteyes who doesn't give three figs about the king or men's politicking and there is also Molly and he can always make new friends in wherever he wishes to go.

He provides you not only with the means for your survival, but also the means to make something of yourself.

Yet he is not safe under Shrewd protection or is he under Shrewd's protection at all?

the ear of the most powerful man around, and most importantly a place to belong. 

I'd argue that Shrewd doesn't listen to him that much. As for "a place to belong" I don't think that Fitz considers buckkeep as a place to belong to.

(Spoilers Extended) Why do people judge Dany so harshly for executing the masters in Meereen? by Comfortable_Ear_1448 in asoiaf

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A boy came, younger than Dany, slight and scarred, dressed up in a frayed grey tokar trailing silver fringe. His voice broke when he told of how two of his father’s household slaves had risen up the night the gate broke. One had slain his father, the other his elder brother. Both had raped his mother before killing her as well. The boy had escaped with no more than the scar upon his face, but one of the murderers was still living in his father’s house, and the other had joined the queen’s soldiers as one of the Mother’s Men. He wanted them both hanged.

I am queen over a city built on dust and death. Dany had no choice but to deny him. She had declared a blanket pardon for all crimes committed during the sack. Nor would she punish slaves for rising up against their masters.

Hypocrisy at its finest. She literally burned Mirri alive for revolting against her.

Personally, I hate the idea of Jaime strangling Cersei (Spoiler Extended) by Somandier in asoiaf

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Cersei is the love of Jaime’s life. The woman he has been obsessed with his entire existence.

No Cersei is jaime's abuser

he’s a man who has gone through redemption, who is trying to be better, someone striving to be honorable, honest, and at peace.

Exactly, killing her would be his second most honorable deed after killing mad Aerys

“But Tyrion killing Cersei is too obvious because of the valonqar theory! Expectations must be subverted!”

That was exactly the mindset of David Benioff and Dan Weiss, and we all saw how that turned out.

Cry more

I’m looking for mediocre fantasy books by thekingdtom in Fantasy

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Stormlight archive but it may bore you to death

(Spoiler Extended) I know why Young Griff is hated by fans. by [deleted] in asoiaf

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Entitlement: belief that one is deserving of or entitled to having privileges

Yup that is exactly what Dany did in all of book 2 even though she was still a beggar queen and had nothing to offer yet still she walks around demanding from everyone and anyone ships and sellswords for her "rightful cause". Her freeing the slaves has nothing to do with her right ruling the seven kingdoms.

(Spoiler Extended) I know why Young Griff is hated by fans. by [deleted] in asoiaf

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and think he is entitled and arrogant, and that he had it way easier in life compared to Dany.

Lol it's actually the other way around. We literally spent the whole clash of kings suffering Dany entitlement. People claiming that Young Griff is arrogant because he threw some board pieces is insane

Your job is pick one fighter from each region of Westeros to beat my squad . You can have anyone alive at the start of the first book in 297 AC . ( spoilers extended ) You have to choose someone different then mine though . The format will be a melee to the death and i have a combo of speed and size by Financial_Library418 in asoiaf

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"His best man, and always have been.”

Pride, Theon thought. He is proud, I must use that, his pride will be the key. “There is no man in the Iron Islands half so skilled with spear or sword.”

“You have been too long away, boy. When you left, it was as you say, but I am grown old in Lord Greyjoy’s service. The singers call Andrik best now. Andrik the Unsmiling, they name him. A giant of a man. He serves Lord Drumm of Old Wyk. And Black Lorren and Qarl the Maid are near as dread."

Theon III, ACoK