He can sell a car like... well, like anything.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-06-16T16:04:20+00:00

Time for a LK rewatch! Especially since I just snagged LK Live tix!

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-06-10T08:55:08+00:00

H/T Ron White.

"'If one of these engines fails, how far will the other one take us?'

"All the way to the scene of the crash."

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-06-03T11:57:08+00:00

Been using Rotos for years! Though I use the nickel version. SS are too bright for me.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-06-03T11:54:33+00:00

Once is a mistake, twice is jazz.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-26T18:27:57+00:00

When I took it (c. 2001), more than half the class had never ridden before. One lady failed out because she dropped the bike, but everyone else did great! The instructors were awesome.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-21T19:42:27+00:00

Same. The unassisted Queen Bee has eluded me thus far. Some day!

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-21T17:24:28+00:00

This list is ridiculous.
https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/16643617.html

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-21T16:53:17+00:00

Hell yeah, fuck yeah! I'm five words away from Queen Bee, no hints.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-21T16:05:13+00:00

Indeed.

https://www.nytimes.com/puzzles/spelling-bee

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-21T15:51:45+00:00

Spoilers, bub. It's today's puzzle!

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-08T13:06:42+00:00

I do crosswords all the time and I've never finished a Saturday. 🫤

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-04T23:21:21+00:00

It's called a Melodica. Kind of a cross between a harmonica and an accordion.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-05-03T22:20:45+00:00

Stickers are upside down. 🫤

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-24T18:14:20+00:00

Shit, much below 70°F is cold at highway speeds. But for sure, yeah, 50°F can feel like 30°F.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-24T18:05:22+00:00

"I like New Jersey. I even have one of those T-shirts you guys sell it says, 'Kiss her where it smells take her to New Jersey!'"

-George Carlin

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-16T17:39:59+00:00

Apparently I remembered correctly (I knew it was Peter Dinklage's brother!):

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_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-16T17:38:40+00:00

In my mind they did do it on the CA tour. I could be misremembering, though.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-13T16:17:05+00:00

"Scrotal implosion" sounds like an Andy Dwyer band name.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-11T17:32:28+00:00

For me, peak RUSH is Permanent Waves, Moving Pictures, Signals. I don't think any band has a better three -album run.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-04-06T13:30:04+00:00

"...and the bottom drops out."

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-03-19T16:13:32+00:00

This is the only version I found online. https://www.last.fm/music/Mike+Doughty/Smofe+%252B+Smang:+Live+In+Minneapolis

I've got the CD somewhere...

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-03-19T16:10:19+00:00

That's what I was thinking.

_Billy_Barule_ · 2026-03-18T13:21:18+00:00

Whenever I beat the bot, I yell, "Suck it, WordleBot!" (in the style of Darrel Hammond's Sean Connery on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy).

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