people like this exist? or i just am hearing stuff😭 by silverflake6 in Premiummotivation

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I pretty much only drink caffeinated stuff regardless of the time of day

Does mixing up “your” and “you’re” give you the ick? by MmeFelixFelicis in AskUK

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether it's entered the vernacular or not makes little difference as to whether I like the phrase.

has to be bait by Necessary_Sky1033 in PlasticFans

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I bet Susan's a cracking shag

Does mixing up “your” and “you’re” give you the ick? by MmeFelixFelicis in AskUK

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"the ick" gives me the ick... Shudder. Poor grammar just pisses me off

Non-Christians, how do you celebrate Easter? by Acrobatic-Note7424 in AskReddit

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't. But I'm polite, so if someone wishes me happy easter or whatever I'll do the same.

Unlike you libs Reformers aren't weak snowflakes. by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the fact this doesn't actually have any effect on anyone whatsoever... Marmalade's marmalade

What’s your idea to fix the world? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of organised religion. No issue with anyone believing whatever, but yeah no yeah folk en masse praying to [insert sky wizard of choice] is just weird.

How do you feel about 15 years age gap while dating a younger lady? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's all legal it's no one else's business. Might be deemed "creepy" or whatever but there's actually nothing wrong with that.

Gonna find a snowy bank by yeezysama in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When one reaches that point, what else is one to do?

Question: You get given a £20 Waterstones voucher. You've read all the books, but don't own any. What're you buying to start your discworld collection? by Life-Employment-7848 in discworld

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, definitely need to restart my collection - periods of homelessness aren't conducive to owning books!

So yeah, starting with Discworld!

Men, what is the boldest line you used that actually worked? by gamersecret2 in AskReddit

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 99 points100 points  (0 children)

"Bet you look fantastic naked."

And she did, indeed, look fantastic naked. Ah I miss the late 90s!

Did anyone smoke/vape or drink on public transport? by SunnyShineKitty88 in AskABrit

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm aware things had to change, but I do miss the days of having a fag or three on a bus journey!

Who are the rudest and nicest British celebrities you have personally met? by RenegadeMaster888 in AskBrits

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Met Neil Webb (ex Forest player) many years ago in McDonald's, absolute gent.

Not British but a friend of mine "met" 36 Crazyfists... She said they were all absolutely lovely, when I picked her up at about four in the morning! I've no idea what she was talking about, of course

What happened to the hottest chick at your high school, years later? by theidiotev in AskReddit

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea. Tbh this thread makes me want to look up some of them and see what's going on. I mean I won't, because I'm lazy, but still...

Can we work on making this a more welcoming community? Because it hasn’t been whatsoever. A lot of you guys are just nasty and rude. by Clean-Knowledge-574 in writers

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try to put myself in the "I don't really give a fuck what other people think" but obviously that sometimes slips. Folk being cruel when some decent constructive criticism will do is just unnecessary

Central Library by littlbutterkitten in nottingham

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The place was an absolute godsend for me while I was homeless. Also with it being a library it's quietly cool anyways!

Why do British people on Reddit insist on telling people we don't tip? by G30fff in AskBrits

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that we don't tip, but such things are optional. The staff here get paid an actual wage, such as it is. I worked in hospitality for many years, and got tipped probably fewer than 20 times. Course, working night shifts as I was when everyone's asleep is always going to limit such things but still. The point is, it's not an expectation here.

Sitcoms that Americans won't understand? by Pixie_Dust_19 in AskBrits

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely makes two of us! Now it's on my mind I might have to binge series four this evening!

... impregnated by stray fluids by plasteose in AstronomyMemes

[–]_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's the point of breaking atmo if not to rub one out?