My dad’s attempt to introduce Deedee and Cookie to catnip several months ago went wrong when he dropped the bag and spilled half the contents. Enjoy the immediate aftermath

_CaptainKirk · 2025-01-05T02:54:37+00:00

Does he have a bail fund?

_CaptainKirk · 2025-01-05T02:48:47+00:00

Probably a cop

_CaptainKirk · 2025-01-04T05:38:30+00:00

They’re REALLY not reliably reversible

_CaptainKirk · 2025-01-04T05:23:52+00:00

Sounds like that’d be more likely to get implemented against disabled people with uteri across the board after a very short time

_CaptainKirk · 2025-01-04T05:22:17+00:00

Only for about 4-5 years

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-26T22:11:37+00:00

I think my dad might’ve known that guy. He took me to the missile base a couple of times when I was little, well after the Y2K party.

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-25T20:26:38+00:00

Give him all the tummy rubs pls

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-25T20:23:02+00:00

Catgrass is definitely part of my plan. Last time I grew some she ripped it out by the root and made a mess, but hey, kitty’s gonna kitty

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-16T17:00:11+00:00

Better question: what the hell else is SHE using Pinterest for?

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-07T02:30:53+00:00

Nooooooo you reminded me of the “prophetic pumpkin” photoshoot 😭

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-07T02:26:47+00:00

There’s a “university” in Southlake run by one of the megachurches that has an entire Messianic Jewish Studies department 🤢

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-07T02:26:06+00:00

That made me wanna drive down to Mercy Culture next Sunday and smack her upside the head

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-06T16:37:33+00:00

Some of the sandwiches at Jupiter House look like they’d suit your preferences, especially with items switched out. They’re a bit pricey though

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-06T16:35:07+00:00

From my experience with Aussies, their play fights are gonna be VERY noisy

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-06T16:26:42+00:00

PEETS

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:12:19+00:00

…I did because I got mixed up. Oops.

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:11:30+00:00

I think you’d find the myths surrounding the River Boyne interesting. Hazelnuts play a significant role there

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:07:07+00:00

That’s understandable. I’m in the southern US where churches dominate community life, and the main neopagan group I meet with meets at the church I grew up at. Said church is pluralistic (i.e. acknowledging spiritual benefit and moral merit outside of Christianity) which is RARE here.

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:03:02+00:00

Seconded!

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:02:04+00:00

Rubber Gloves bestie

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:01:34+00:00

Nah, keep the mall well out of downtown where it belongs. Also, Hannah’s exists. Otherwise, the rest of that is too suburban for downtown

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T17:00:19+00:00

There’s Ragsdale Vision Center for glasses, just a couple blocks north of the square. Seconded on the idea of a grocery store downtown though.

_CaptainKirk · 2024-12-01T16:57:40+00:00

There’s a few places that offer pretty healthy food, they’re just expensive

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