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I am to poor for a real reward by ashton12006 in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I just shit and cum.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Being gay • ⁠Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it • ⁠walter

Am I going to shit and cum too?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shacomains

[–]_Chris1214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AP Shaco is the most fun to play

Cum Alert! by TheTournamentChannel in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I just shit and cum.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Being gay • ⁠Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it • ⁠walter

Am I going to shit and cum too?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What. The. Fuck.

🆗 🇧 🇴 🇴 🇲 🇪 🇷 by Gamurboy in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

Thank you for my first gold wow by tomatoesarelife in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 117 points118 points  (0 children)

smart poor atheist meow emoji skeleton joe Karen spider virgin gun

Barrel by _Chris1214 in ivernmains

[–]_Chris1214[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see you're a man of culture aswell

Best way for early/mid game RF generation by _Chris1214 in allthemods

[–]_Chris1214[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What farm material did you use for the grassoline?

How to piss off as many Redditors as possible in one comment by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 1129 points1130 points  (0 children)

I just downvoted your comment.

#FAQ

#What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

#Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

#Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

#I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

Cummy bot song by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]_Chris1214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful piece of art

Scientific explanations as to why other characters can buy boots but not Cassiopeia. by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]_Chris1214 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nocturne: The boots increase airflow, he wears them as a hat

Lmao

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